1. Home Alone
A man sings and dances in front of his pets, and he is wearing only his birthday suit.
2. Dicks with Time Machines
A time traveler heads back in time to 1989 Manchester, England to misinform J.K. Rowling on the content of her to-be-written book series.
3. Lion-'s Adoption
After a space-time vortex lands Lion-O on Earth, a little girl, Vicky, decides to adopt the Thundercat. When Lion-O takes extreme measures to protect his new owner, Vicky must reprimand the cat. After another incident, Lion-O is returned to the animal pound. Lion-O is then shown in a woman's house with other cats under his new moniker, "Miss Prissy Pants."
4. No Child Left Behind
After a student answers his question, a teacher writes down a reason why he left his wife on the chalkboard.
5. Shave and a Haircut
When a naked man gets his head shaved bald, he requests that the "...carpet match the drapes."
6. Good Kid Bad Kid
Parents surprise their two daughters with a gift pony. However, only one daughter will get the pony, while the other will get a whipping.
7. The British are Coming
Paul Revere gets tricked when trying to take a "shortcut" on his famous ride.
8. Big Red Terror
After Clifford, the big red dog, wreaks havoc in the neighborhood, the parents decide to have him neutered.
9. Evel's Still Got It
From the Shady Acres Nursing Home, Evel Knievel attempts to make a daring jump in his wheelchair but fails miserably.
10. "Lighten Up, Moses"
When Moses comes back from the mountain with the Ten Commandments, they have been modified to a degree.
11. Swedish Chef's Jaunt
The Swedish Chef of the Muppets takes a walk down the street, taking note of Bjork, Mork, a dork, a poster of New York, a Quark, The Monkees' Peter Tork, computer game Zork, hot dog pork, a fork, a spork, and an Orc.
12. Gulliver's Kinky Travels
Lemuel Gulliver gets off on getting tied down by the villagers in Lilliput.
13. Hitler's Downfall
The time traveler screws around with Hitler's video running in the background, deterring the rise of the Nazi party in Germany.
14. Nerf Stairs
A beat-up wife and her husband consider getting softer Nerf doors and Nerf stairs.
15. Corey & Corey Save the World
Corey Haim and Corey Feldman work together to rescue the Bush twins from the Brazilian rain forest. After winning a bar fight with the help of Dustin Diamond, the Coreys find the Bush twins, who are in no hurry to return to the United States. The Coreys pose as the Bush twins to resolve the situation.
16. Ending Credits*
While the credits roll, the Bush twins are shown transported in a box to a mysterious warehouse.