I'll go first:
"Austin Powers 4: Gotcha!"
1.Forrest Gump, Navin Johnson from The Jerk and some random guy are sitting on a bench. Forrest starts telling his story but then gets interrupted by Navin who starts telling his story. Then they get into a fight on who should tell the story. Then the guys says he doesn't really care about their lives. Then Joe Dirt comes and starts telling his story only for the guy to leave.
2.The teen trio from Bye Bye Birdie sings the Conrad Birdie theme song only to be interrupted by the king from Spamalot who tells them to stop singing.
3.In a parody of the end of the Gary Sinise version of Of Mice and Men, George has a flashback of him and Lennie's secret gay relationship while being on the train.
4.Kids are playing Musical Chairs and all the kids get into chairs except for the black kid. This prompts Al Sharpton to jump out of the bushes and accuse the game of being racist.
5.The dinosaurs from The Land Before Time get hit by a comet.
6.The MST3K guys are watching a bad movie and making fun of it only for an usher to come and tell them to be quiet because they're annoying the audience.
7.A Stereotypical gangsta black couple drives up to Valley Lodge from "Manos: The Hands of Fate".
8.The Simpsons and The Griffins get into a bloody fight when they meet in a studio at FOX.
9.The executives at Adult Swim try to find a new show but all of the scripts they read suck so they figured out there's only one way to find one to put on the air...they smoke pot.
10.The band from That Thing You Do! is practicing in a garage only for the king from Spamalot to come in and tell them to stop singing.
11.The stereotypical gangsta black couple walks into Dr. Frank N'Furter's place.
12.Willy Wonka reveals to Grandpa Joe and Charlie that he's Michael Jackson.
13.Betty from Revenge of the Nerds keeps putting Lewis in stupid stunts like being blast off in a rocket, running around naked on campus, farting in front of everybody at class, and lighting his own fraternity on fire, saying she will go out with him if he does that. After he does all those pranks, it turns out she was lying. Then he tells her she was a biotch anyways and goes out with the girl from the party.
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And another thing, who in the world is Ohno?! 
Other than that, it sounds like an episode! 
Enough said, true believer! 
10. Chicken from "Cow and Chicken" is eating a hamburger and he says to Cow: "I hate to say it, but you DO taste like me!" 
11. "The Clone Experiment" The record industry, desperate to increase the sales of CD recordings, decide to make clones of John Lennon and George Harrison so the Beatles can FINALLY get back together, only to find out that John Lennon and George Harrison ended up selling out even MORE than the record companies did! 12. Mandy & Mindy as young adults try being lesbians, and just as Mindy asks Mandy if she's enjoying this as much as she is, Irwin accidentaly walks in on them! 
Isn't that the way life always goes though? 
That's my episode idea for today! 
Enough said, true believers! 
2. Smurfette, tired of being treated like a trophy that can be passed off to any male smurf who's interested in advertises for more female smurfs to move to her hometown only to find them shallow valley girls who turn out to be more popular then SHE could ever be! 
7. Deleted Scene from "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time:" Sheik says: "Link, I have a confession to make. I'm not a man..." and he turns himself into Princess Zelda... "I'm a woman." All Link says is: "You &@$^@&(!" 8. "Josie and the P-ussycat Dolls:" examines the effects Josie's band would undergo if she had a talent competition to find her musical band just like the real life P-ussycat dolls did! 9. Deleted scene from "Victor/Victoria:" Julie Andrews says to the audience: "I have a confession to make. I'm not a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man..." and she rips off her disguise and says: "I AM a woman!" And the entire audience goes: "YEAH!!!! Show us your &00&$!" And then Julie Andrews goes: "And I refused to do a sequel of 'Mary Poppins' for THIS?!!!" 10. Banjo the Bear from "Banjo-Kazooie" tells his girl bird that Rareware has to make some cutbacks and since Kazooie isn't pulling her own weight, she's being let go and Banjo will get a MAJOR update to his video games by having a solo career! So while Kazooie falls while trying a bunch of different, sad, mediocre jobs, Banjo's star shoots up straight into the stratosphere when he adopts the Ron Jeremy method of success if you know what we mean! 
14. Pop-royalty dreams come true when Justin Timberlake marries Kelly Osbourne! 
7. "The REAL Jungle Book:" Mowgli DOESN'T wear clothes! 
10. Princess Eilonwy from the animated version of "The Black Cauldron" complains about the fact on how the other Disney Princesses NEVER invite her to go out on any of their outings together...WHY IS THAT?! 
11. Alternate Version of "The Great Mouse Detective:" Christopher Lee provides Professor Ratagain's voice INSTEAD of the late, great Vincent Van Price! 
They were originally going to be bathing underneath the waterfall naked and John Smith would see what an impressive rack Pocahontas had and instantly be all over her! But Disney nixed that idea when they realized there was no way in Heck they were going to get THAT scene be rated PG-13, let alone PG or G! 17. The Hunchback from Notre Dame decides to get plastic surgery so he will look normal. But when he comes out looking fine, there's no market for him because his fame recognizability is gone. So he goes back to fix it, only he runs into the Michael Jackson complex and before TOO long, ends up LOOKING like him! 18. Little Known Fairy Tale Fact #7: Fievel from "An American Tale" was originally going to act more like a REAL Mouse by being naked throughout the ENTIRETY of the movie before it was revealed that HE was underaged, forcing David Kirschner and Steven Spielberg to scale their plans way, WAY back and only have Fievel appear naked in two scenes! Disappointing really, it would've made a lot more money if they released it as it was ORIGINALLY intended! 19. A Toy soldier from "Toy Story" talks about his trauma to a toy therapist when he relives the drama of temporarily being trapped up Andy's butt! 20. Little Known Fairy Tale Fact #8: Whenever Randall from "Monster's Inc." took a shower, he always went invisible so that nobody could see him being gay with every single man that came into the men's locker room! 21. Deleted Scene from "Finding Nemo:" When the whale swallows Marlin and Dory, they run into Pinocchio who says: "Have you seen MY dad?!" 22. Stitch from "Lilo & Stitch" reveals his TRUE deviousness when he has a little wild animal love with Lilo the doggy way! Yes, we DO mean THAT way! 23. Deleted scened from "The Prince of Egypt." The young Ramses with a bow and arrow accidentally shoots the nose of the Sphinx off! He asks Ramses: "Do you think anyone will notice?" 24. Scot/Spot Helperman from the "Teacher's Pet" TV series and successful movie decides he is tired of his family image and goes to the head honcho's at Adult Swim to ask them to buy the rights of the "Teacher's Pet" franchise away from Disney so he can star in "Teacher's Pet Uncut" in which he's a dog STILL going to a human's school, but completely NAKED! The major board members agree to his request, and Scot/Spot Helperman immediately becomes one of the biggest dog cartoon celebrities in Tinseltown! 25. Little Known Fairy Tale Fact #9: Foxy Loxy from Disney's version of the movie "Chicken Little" secretly likes to watch the young bird take a shower completely naked while she masturbates to the hot, steamy action! 26. "Over the Hedge" gets an upgrade when Sonic the Hedgehog moves into the neighborhood and makes EVERYONE'S lives, even Verne the Turtles' a little more fast paced and exciting! 27. Little Known Fairy Tale Fact #10: Boog from "Open Season" and his human owner were originally going to be MORE friendly with each other as the woman, in order to get Boog to perform his acts, would perform certain favors for him. Yes, THOSE kind of favors! 28. Deleted Scene from "Cars:" Lightning Mcqueen is car-humping his pretty Porsche, girlfriend! 29. Little Known Fairy Tale Fact #11: In "Meet the Robinson's," time traveling with the time machine doesn't always go perfectly when one time the two children acidentally send themselves into the past just right when the asteroid comes along that kills the Dinosaurs! 30. Public Announcement from "Surf's Up." Cody Maverick and Chicken Joe come out to say that whether you're straight or gay it's always important to remember to take responsibility whenever one wants to pleasure themselves with another, and to ALWAYS use a condom: EVERY SINGLE TIME! "What you probably already know, but we're going to tell you anyways!" That's my episode idea for today! 
