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    DrkMgcn399

    [21]Aug 24, 2007
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    Video Game Parody Episode:

    1. Zelda drags Link to a counselor to discuss their relationship issues, mainly Link's inability to communicate effectively. When the counselor asks Link about this, a multiple choice dialogue box pops up that reads: "Say something witty", "Look contemplative", and "Well, excuuuuuse me, Princess!"

    2. Master Chief discovers the online sensation that is Red vs. Blue.

    3. Marvel Comics' Avengers cannot be bothered to save the world from powerful supervillains since they are too busy playing Marvel: Ultimate Alliance.

    4. Mario and Donkey Kong settle their long time feud by playing Super Smash Bros.

    5. The various mainheroes from the Final Fantasy series get together to discuss their hairstyles and their really big swords.

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    4EverGreen

    [22]Aug 24, 2007
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    "By the Way..." 1. It is revealed that when nobody is looking, Stimpy likes to pull down the shades and read the complete works of William Shakespear and say to himself: "Now THAT'S entertainment!" 2. Aquaman finally gets revenge against all the other, WAY more powerful Superfriends when he performs the Konami Code in real life and it makes him super-invincible and super-strong! I guess being able to breathe underwater and talk to animals ISN'T such a lame super-power now is it?! 3. In a "Where Are They Now?" parody, the life of Charlie Brown is chronicled from the time his luck FINALLY started to turn around when he coached his team in a win against the Chicago Cubs and Peppermint Patty finally decided to marry him, much to Marcie's disappointment! (Guess why?) However, his star came under fire when his Peanuts Corporation was found to be sponsoring an illegal Kite Drug smuggling operation! Charlie Brown briefly fell into a drug depression but when Peppermint Patty found out she was pregnant, Charlie Brown vowed to turn himself around and check into rehab! He's all better now and he's now sponsoring the Make-a-Wish Foundation which allows kids who are pathetic as HE once was to make their dreams come true! 4. "Sheep In the Big Playhouse" Before Sheep was the star of "Sheep In the Big City," he tried out for a supporting role in "Pee-Wee's Playhouse." He had a screen-test on the REAL original pilot episode where Miss Yvonee was stealing everybody's clothing (the show was originally going to be MUCH more adult-oriented,) and although Sheep was only supposed to baa, he couldn't help but complain in English about how someone stole his wool and HE wound up completely naked! Needless to say, he didn't make the show's final cut. So Sheep, determined not to make a mistake like that again, taught himself how NOT to feel humiliated in case he ever lost his wool again so that by the time he DID get on a TV show, HE became the star, and wasn't afraid at all to NOT wear wool on the occasions that required it, not that there was anything wrong with that! 5. Game Idea that Never Sold: #1: "Super Mario Plumbers" had children explore the wonderful job of plumbing with Mario and Luigi! Of course, the idea tanked when Nintendo realized that NO kid was going to want to see (&@& on their TV screens (it WAS still the 1980's!) 6. Rocko from "Rocko's Modern Life" is tired of being unemployed, so he decides to get back to his roots...by going NAKED! He sells all of his clothes and walks down to Nickelodeon Studios and DEMANDS that they get THEIR acts together and put his show back on the air and stop running all of their live-action (&@& or else he's going to go to Cartoon Network to put the show on air! Nickelodeon, not wanting to lose the property of one their shows that was ACTUALLY a hit, nervously agree to his request, and Rocko gets back on TV! Naked, but back on TV! 7. Donatello gets a chance to prove that he can rock in a solo effort by getting a chance to appear in the new "Super Smash Bros." game for the Wii, until the other Ninja Turtles get jealous and try to kill him! But Donatello ends up killing ALL of them! And he says: "Let that be a lesson to you: Never mess with a turtle who was once voiced by Corey Feldman!" 8. Game Idea that Never Sold #2: "Sonic the Earthworm" was a game about a fast Earthworm named Sonic who used his jumping and rolling abilities to destroy robot bad guys. But in 1991, the concept for an earthworm hero was too pie in the sky and Sega was forced to rethink their strategy! The solution: Keep the name of the hero, but replace him with a hedgehog! So Sonic the Hedgehog was born, while the Earthworm became better known as Earthworm Jim and made his OWN successful game debut three years later! 9. The SWAT Cats are sleeping in a bed together naked. The yellow one says: "I hope nobody finds out that the reason we LIVE together is because we're gay 10. Game Idea that Never Sold #3: "The Legend of Hilda" was about an adventurer named Link being portrayed by Fabio who had to rescue a Princess named Hilda from the clutches of the evil Ganon! Everything went fine until Fabio saw WHO it was he had to rescue and said: "I am NOT rescuing a Norweigan Princess, she's ugly!" And he stormed out and Hilda killed herself! But Nintendo didn't give up and found a new Princess named Zelda and a REAL hero named Link! Thusly proving: "If at first you don't succeed, get a better princess and a less verbal swordsman!" 11. In a "Love Connection" parody, Sedusa describes to Chuck Woolery how her date with Him went. 12. Game Idea that Never Sold #4: "Titanic" because EVERYBODY agreed that the movie was punishing enough and that a game about it was overkill! 13. "Die Hardest" A sneak peak at the latest movie in the "Die Hard" franchise, which promises to be MUCH better than it's predecessors due to one simple factor: Orlando Bloom is the star! Enough said! 14. Game Idea that Never Sold #5: "Conker's Happy Tree Friends" had Conker the Squirrel with a bunch of other animal co-stars get together to solve a bunch of mysteries. The only problem was that Conker's co-stars kept KILLING each other, LITERALLY! So Conker decided to dump the Happy Tree Friends, let them have THEIR own show without him (as he didn't want to DIE,) and just go it alone in a solo starring vehicle in "Conker's Bad Fur Day" where Conker found the fame he so longly deserved! 15. When Norbert from "The Angry Beavers" marries his girlfriend Treeflower, Daggett gets jealous and tries to find someone HE can marry! He tries Truckee, Bing, his own mother, his own father, his own sisters, and even Barry to marry him, but they all refuse due to Daggett's stupidity! In the end, Daggett ends up marrying Stump because he's the only one who understands Daggett (mainly because Stump can't talk, but at least Daggett got married to someone! RIGHT?! ) Stupid Monkey Logo: The Stupid Monkey is in bed with the two gay naked SWAT Cats. That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers! The End!
    Edited on 06/13/2008 10:24pm
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    iamnotanerd

    [23]Aug 24, 2007
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    "Seth Green in..."

    1.Jay and Silent Bob are 186-years old and still acting the way they did in their 20's. Dante's son's son's son comes out and says, "Grow up, losers!"

    2.Norbit is watching television when Rasputia comes in and sits on him. She decides to change the channel and calls for Norbit to get her the remote, even though it's just 2 inches away, with no response.

    3.Failed American Pie opening#1: Jim is in bed with the pie.

    4.A terrorist reads a terrorist's version of "Cinderella" to his daughter where Cinderella, when she gets the news she can't go to the ball, decides to bomb the ball instead if she can't dance with the prince.

    5.Failed American Pie opening#2: Jim and his family are eating the pie when his father says, "It tastes like semen". Then American Pie music comes on.

    6.Ryan from High School musical comes out of the closet by song. Then Sharpay sings, "Well it was kind of obvious".

    7.A terrorist reads a terrorist's version of "Jack and the Beanstalk" where a terrorists sneaks into the white house and destroys it by planting a beanstalk seed in it.

    8.In the scene with the topless woman in The Rescuers, the bird flies past the topless woman but goes back to where she was by Bernard's request.

    9.Failed American Pie opening#3:Stifler walks into the kitchen and defecates the pie. He sees Jim and runs away like a cartoon character. Then Jim's parents walk in after Stifler leaves and thinks Jim defecated the pie.

    10.The Black Eyed Peas smoke pot and ends up writing their hit song, "My Humps".

    11.G-Girl is undressing when Proffesor Bedlam flies in from one of his jet planes to take a look.

    12. Bart Simpson is skating through town and steals a bus stop sign. He then gets arrested by the police.

    13.The Teletubbies are hanging out when a little girl walks in and asks if they are a television set.

    14.Peg asks Al Bundy to take out the garbage but Al complains he always takes out the trash...except you(cue laugh track). Then Peg asks, "What do you Mean?". Then Al kills her and ends up going on a killing spree where he kills Kelly, Bud, Marcy, the guys from No Ma'am, and Gary. He looks at the screen and says, "It was going to happen sooner or later".

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    soundsofsilence

    [24]Aug 24, 2007
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    "Zero-gravity-meat-flavored-space-korn"

    1) The omen starring Stewie Griffin

    2) Master Chief makes a visit to gameavision

    3) The characters that didnt make it into super smash bros melee decide to take over Nintendo

    4) Kenny goes on a killing rampage

    5) The Human Torch goes to a gas station

    6) The Flash runs too fast then he gets tripped. Causing him to skid his face off on the ground.

    7) A guy walks towards the light then he hears "Don't go into the light" "Why Not?" (light turns out to be an oncoming train. Which hits the guy) "I told ya not to"

    Sly Cooper and the gang break into Fox Mcloud's arwing

    9) Alien VS Sexual Predator

    10) Paris Hilton does a guest spot on OZ

    11) Marty Mcfly accidentally visits the Planet of the Apes

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    4EverGreen

    [25]Aug 26, 2007
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    "Have a Nice Day...NOT!!!!" 1. In a "Celebrity Deathmatch" parody, Huckleberry Hound kills Bob Dylan (and good riddance to! ) 2. Deleted scene from "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers:" Gollum/Smeagol asks Frodo and Samwise if he can travel with them, and Sam says: "On one condition, FIND SOME PROPER CLOTHES!" 3. When Bambi moves into the young Simba's Pride Lands, Simba decides that they will be friends, FOREVER!!!! All Bambi can say is: "This will not end well!" (Guess why? ) 4. Movie Idea that Never Sold #1: "Victor/Victoria Poppins" was a sequel to "Mary Poppins" in which Julie Andrews is still a nanny but she's fallen on hard times and the only way she can continue to nanny is if she cross-dresses a man trying to look like a woman! 5. "Adult Swim Cartoon Series Sneak Peak:" gives us a glimpse into the newest hit series from the adult branch of Cartoon Network. And the animation show is going to be "Fritz the Cat! Adventures in the 1980's!" You KNOW you're interested! 6. Movie Idea that Never Sold #2: "The Good, the Bad, and the Pretty Woman" was going to have Clint Eastwood as the Man With No Name try to turn the life of a hooker being played by Julia Roberts around, but he kept forgetting his lines as she kept distracting him with her beauty, so the project was scrapped! 7. "Hanna-Barbara's Hidden Cartoon Treasure Vault Presents a Lost Episode of the New Scooby Doo Movies guest-starring Elvis Presly!" ("Thank you, thank you very much! ) 8. Movie Idea that Never Sold #3: "Carrie's Friday the 13th" was the first attempt to get Jason Voorhees to fight off against another scary movie character until Jason and Carrie ended up falling in love with each other and married! You just CAN'T make that kind of a script up! 9. "Deleted Episode of the Snorks:" Allstar learns about the Clam's and the Barnacles and now it's giving him a special little something in the downstairs department when it comes to girls if you know what we mean! 10. Barbie and Raggedy Ann get in a fight over Raggedy Andy until Ken comes along and shoots BOTH of the girls and does it doggy s-t-y-l-e with Raggedy Andy! 11. Movie Idea that Never Sold #4: "Seargeant Pepper's Lonely Breakfast Club Band" was going to have the Beatles in High School serve a day in detention where they found out things about themselves! Unfortunately, both John Lennon and George Harrison said that even if they were to somehow die before they were 64, they wouldn't agree to star in a movie such as this! The movie later resurfaced as simply: "The Breakfast Club." 12. "The Powerpuff Girls Meet He-Man and the Master's of the Universe!" This is to determine which TV series is the better series between the two of them! 13. Boo-Boo is in the shock of his life when he sees Yogi Bear and Paddington Bear sleeping in the same bed together! All Paddington can say is: "Awkward!" 14. Movie Idea that Never Sold #5: "Mad Max's Raising Arizona" was going to have Mel Gibson shift gears from being a Road Warrior to being a dad trying to raise a kid that wasn't his. But quite frankly, Mel Gibson was just too darned crazy so they gave the job to a relatively better suited Nicholas Cage and retitled the movie: "Raising Arizona." 15. A "Crank Yanker" moment that we'd REALLY like to see: Someone tries to make a crank call and they end up getting an automated phone hotline. A woman's voice comes on and says: "Welcome, you've reached the Big Expensive Parts Hotline. To proceed in English, press 1. To proceed in Spanish, press 2. (The character presses 1.) You have indicated that you wish to proceed in English. If that is correct, press 1. If not, press 2. (The character presses 1 again.) You have indicated that WE were correct in thinking that you wished to proceed in English. If that is correct, press 1. If not, press 2. (The character presses 1 yet again.) Please hold!" And the character continues to be put on hold until the end credits finish running! / That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers! The End!
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    iamnotanerd

    [26]Sep 1, 2007
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    "Derpy Derpy Der Derp Derpy Variety fun hour"

    1.An audience run out of a movie theatre. The camera then pans to reveal the movie that's playing is "License to Wed".

    2.The cast from Grease and Caddyshack challenge the cast from High School Musical to a duel. Zac then asks why the cast of Caddyshack is mad at them and Michael O' Keefe says, "Because High School Musical 2 is basically the musical version of Caddyshack".

    3.Ashton Kutcher and Michael Lazzo punk Seth Green. After Seth Green finds out, he kills Ashton Kutcher with a flamethrower.

    4.A doctor kills an imperfect baby and gives the mother a perfect one.

    5.The rape scene from Myra Breckinridge with Peter Griffin as Rusty. When she puts it(for those who don't kow what "it" is, find out on wikipedia) into his ass, Peter just gets off the table and does his usual Peter reaction when he's stuck in situations like this.

    6.Jesus's boyfriend walks out on him. A jealous Jesus decides if he can't have him, then he'll make all his followers hate homosexuals.

    7.An Audience run out of a marquee. Godzilla chases after them out of the movie theatre ruining the whole theatre.

    8.A kid is on the stage, nervous. He ends up peeing his pants.

    9.Two people are at a bar in a club. Lindsay Lohan walks to them and ends up throwing up on both of them.

    10.Patrick walks into Spongebob's house. You hear them having sex. Squidward is spying on them and says, "Knew it". Then Jesus's boyfriend is in bed waiting for him to come back in the bed.

    11.The Hansons are hanging out when a guy comes to them and asks exactly what Oom bop means. They kill him and turn out to be aliens who's song, Oom bop, is actually a subliminal message for world domination.

    12.Timmy Turner wishes for a stack of porn, Trixie Tang to have sex with him, a pie to defecate like he saw in American Pie, and a DVD copy of American Pie.

    13.Kimmy Gibler is on the doorstep of the Tanners house when she is shot in the head with a bullet. She then pleads, "Mr. T...why?!"

    14.The Superfans talk about the bears and the bulls with high pitched voices.

    15.The High School musical cast, the Grease cast, and the Caddyshack cast duel. The Caddyshack cast win.

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    Newmanfan14

    [27]Sep 2, 2007
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    KittyLuver93-99 wrote:

    Logout Required to Destroy World of Warcraft!

    1-Megabyte Sends ohno into a time warp vortex, and Takes off his head to reveil Seth green, who announces they've Hijacked Moonscoop to add ohno to Code Lyoko

    9-A scavenger Hunt on lyoko ends with An explosion!

    13-A Yo Mama contest on the Death Star

    1. What is #1 saying?

    2. CL+Explosion=Fun:!

    3. They've done that already, or do you mean another yo mama contest?

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    4EverGreen

    [28]Sep 3, 2007
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    4EverGreen wrote:
    "By the Way..." 2. Aquaman finally gets revenge against all the other, WAY more powerful Superfriends when he performs the Konami Code in real life and it makes him super-invincible and super-strong! I guess being able to breathe underwater and talk to animals ISN'T such a lame super-power now is it?!
    I predicted something accurate about "Robot Chicken!" They did a parody that focused on Aquaman WHOO WHOO! I am getting SO good at this! I wonder what else I'll turn out to be right on in my predictions... And now, for a new episode idea! "Get Out of My Dreams, Get Into My Car!" (24 minute episode.) 1. Lando Calrissien sings a "Star Wars" rendition of Billy Ocean's "Get Out of My Dreams, Get Into My Car" to a pretty, blue, alien woman! 2. The cast from "Grease 2" sue Disney for copyright infringement for making an evil WORSE sequel to a movie then "Grease 2" did! Namely, the sucky "High School Musical 2" which was the sequel for the unwanted "High School Musical" which also SUCKED!!!! BADLY!!!! "Grease 2" wins no contest! Don't #*(& with Michelle Pfeiffer! 3. "Gremlins 3 Meet E.T." has Steven Spielberg having his BEST idea EVER!!!! He will make a sequel to BOTH "E.T." and "Gremlins 1 & 2" by combining the two forces together! In this movie, the good Mogwai needs the magical help that E.T. has within him in order to defeat the evil Stripe and his evil Gremlin helpers once and for all! Coming sometime in 2008 to a movie theater near you! 4. Abandoned movie concept #1: In "The Goonies," Sloth was originally going to be played by Michael Jackson, but there was something about him that the kids and Steven Spielberg just didn't trust. 5. "Twins II" has Danny Devito help Arnold Schwarzenegger become the "Governator" of California! (Do you think this is fiction?! This actually happened! You CAN'T make this $#!^ up! ) 6. The real reason Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul are the way they are: In a lost episode of "Star Search" from 1986, Ed McMahon gives Paula Abdul the full five stars while Simon Cowell BARELY gets 0.25 stars! (That certainly explains things, now doesn't it?!) 7. Deleted Scene from "Dragonball Z," a young Gohan tries to hit Raditz in the chest, but he accidentaly hits him down 'there!' Akira Toriyama says: "Uh, maybe Funimation can fix it in the editing!" 8. Abandoned movie concept #2: "Ishtar In Space," it STILL would've TOTALLY SUCKED, but it would've TOTALLY SUCKED in space! Seriously, it would've! 9. George W. Bush has a drugged-out experience (when DOESN'T he? ) and ends up leading "Voltron" to fight against the "Transformers" in a super-knock-out, dragged-out war for Robot supremacy, giving him some 'good' ideas for a sequel to be performed SOMETIME in the 21st century! YEAH RIGHT! 10. Abandoned movie concept #3: "Superman V Meets Rocky" had two strong guys fight each other in order to determine who would get to save Lois Lane and Adrian. But when Christopher Reeve found out that "Rocky V" was going to SUCK, he called the project off! Year's later, "Superman Returns" would make a ton of money while Slyvester Stallone made one last, sad, attempt to keep his movie career afloat by starring in "Rocky VI." Yes, even I feel sorry for him! 11. Rarely seen commercial from 1989: Phil Collins and Genesis make a commercial for the SEGA Genesis (very fitting, admittedly,) but the commercial didn't last long as Genesis wasn't popular with the 7-18 year old set. But Phil Collins' career is still doing just fine! 12. The secret reason for Justin Timberlake's popularity: he danced along to the New Kids On the Block's "Hanging Tough" when it was originally released in the late 1980's and made notes for the reasons why THEY were successful and paid close attention to the mistakes THEY made so that HE wouldn't make them when HE became famous! (Commercial Break.) 13. Abandoned movie concept #4: In "Star Trek II: the Wrath of Khan:" Khan was originally going to be played by Michael Jackson, but there was something about him that William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy just didn't trust. 14. Deleted Scene from "Dances With Wolves:" Kevin Costner dances with a REAL wolf while an old song from a Chuck Jones masterpiece is playing: "Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my rag-time gal. Send me a kiss by wire, baby my heart's on fire. If you refuse me honey, you'll lose me, and you'll be left alone. Oh baby, telephone, and tell me I'm your own." 15. Abandoned movie concept #5: In "Hook:" Peter Pan was originally going to be played by Michael Jackson but there was something about him that Robin Williams, Julia Roberts, Dustin Hoffman, and Steven Spielberg just didn't trust. 16. Stimpy has a conversation with Rocko who's on a new show with Nickelodeon and naked as part of this deal which he wanted. Stimpy says: "Rocko, you're ability to be honest with your fellow castmates just amazes me. I want SO much for Ren to know how I feel about him, but there's just so many things he does that makes me afraid to tell him what I want to know!" Rocko says: "Stimpy, the only way you're going to get Ren to give you the respect you deserve as a fine, upstanding young, smart cat, is to go and tell him just HOW smart you really are and that if he doesn't shape up, he CAN be replaced! Just ask Raj from "Camp Lazlo" who was replaced by Samson Clogmeyer! And Samson walks in the restaurant and says: "Hamster's rule!" 17. In 1986, Steven Spielberg buys the movie rights from Nintendo to make a "The Legend of Zelda" movie for the video game company and even if it takes him 22 years, he WILL make a movie that Nintendo will be proud of! 18. Abandoned movie concept #6: In "Independence Day:" the hero was originally going to be Tom Cruise but there was something about him that made Bill Pullman think he was CRAZY, so they hired Will Smith instead! 19. In 1997, Steven Spielberg buys the movie rights from Cartoon Network to make a live-action movie version of "DragonBall Z!" and even if it takes him 11 years, he WILL make a movie that Cartoon Network and Akira Toriyama will be proud of! 20. Abandoned movie concept #7: In "Men In Black:" the hero was originally going to be Tom Cruise but there was something about him that made Tommy Lee Jones think he was CRAZY, so they hired Will Smith instead! 21. In 2007, Steven Spielberg FINALLY announces that he is almost ready to release two-long anticipated movies! Mainly, "The Legend of Zelda: the Movie," and "DragonBall Chapter 1: the Movie!" Fans can't wait! 22. Michael Jackson and Tom Cruise bump into each other on the street and argue over who's perceived as being MORE crazy! 23. Abandoned movie concept #8: In "The War of the Worlds 2005 Steven Spielberg Version," the hero was originally going to be played by Michael Jackson, but there was something about him that Steven Spielberg and Dakota Fanning just didn't trust, so they hired Tom Cruise instead! 24. The trailers for "The Legend of Zelda: the Movie," and "DragonBall Chapter 1: the Movie!" are finally unveiled! And Steven Spielberg finally says: "Robot Chicken, say HELLO RATINGS because you're FINALLY going to get them! I am SO the best motion picture director of all time!" Stupid Monkey Logo: The Stupid Monkey is dressed exactly like Michael Jackson from the 1980's and is dancing backwards. / That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers! The End!
    Edited on 06/13/2008 10:29pm
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    soundsofsilence

    [29]Oct 5, 2007
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    Wippy-dippy-ding-dong-doo!

    1) The effects of Global Warming on Chilly Willy

    2) ABC's next hit sitcom shows what happens when Elvis The Real OJ Simpson killer and their pet Bigfootmove into an apartment together

    3)Jack from The Shining chops through the wrong door into 1408. The guy from that movie tells him that he has the wrong room.

    4) The characters from Heroes join the Justice League

    5) Al Gore goes back in time to smash the butterfly causing Bush not to win the election. He returns only to find out that Nader has just gotten his second term.

    6) Solid Snake teams up with the guys from G.I. Joe

    7) Han Vs Greedo. Han pulls out a machine gun and shoots Greedo several times. "I shot first *****".

    Cheers bar fight

    9) Forrest Gump VS the guy from Balls Of Fury in a ping-pong match

    10) Celebrity Deathmatch: Deathklok VS Tenacious D

    11) Robot Chicken takes us on a tour of TV hell

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    iamnotanerd

    [30]Oct 14, 2007
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    "Worst Robot Chicken ever"

    1.The trailer for Spike Lee's new movie about a smart slave girl that gets raped by her master called "All whiteys are evil because they made us slaves and will rape us".

    2.A lawyer walks up to the Good Burger counter and says his client we'll be suing them for not putting meat on the bun. Ed says, "But he said he wanted it plain".

    3.A bunch of people are standing in line when one of them farts. They all get disgusted but don't know who it is. The one who farted runs away.

    4.Yogi and Booboo eat Ranger Smith.

    5.Eminem's audition to play Robin in Batman Forever turns into a music video called "The real Robin" parodying his scenes in that music video where he played Robin.

    6.Thunder Girl and The Flesh from Action League Now! star in a porno.

    7.Robot Chicken crosses the road only to get hit by a car. The Mad scientist comes out of the car and says, "Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he didn't...we wouldn't have a show, now would we?!"

    8.The Chief fires Thunder Girl and The Flesh from Action League Now! because they starred in a porno.

    9.Carol Channing and a bunch of hippies dance on a boat singing "Skidoo". A sailor looks at them and asks them "why are you singing?!"

    10.A 26-year old Hannah Montana and Lily walk into a restaurant with cameras surrounding them and a lady saying, "You're kind is ruining our neighberhood". Then Lily says, "Why you heartless biotch. Can't you see Hannah's having hard times these days?!"

    11.Thunder Girl and the Humping Robot star in a porno.

    12.Eminem walks onto the set of Batman Forever only to find out Chris O'Donnell got the role of Robin. He says, "Well this freaking sucks! I hope this movie bombs...well, if it's a success at the box office, I hope the critics hate it anyway!"

    13.The little kid from the Tootsie Pop commercial asks Michael Jackson how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop. Michael asks him to come inside and he'll tell him.

    14.A mockumentary about how Hannah Montana got into hard times which basically mirror's how Britney got into hard times. It all started when she married Kevin from Ed Edd N' Eddy, however he turned out to be a totaljerk so she divorced him. And everything else bad that happened to her is everything bad that happened to Britney.

    Edited on 10/14/2007 8:40am
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    DrkMgcn399

    [31]Oct 21, 2007
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    Super Hero Grab Bag

    1. The Avengers assemble...and discuss their convoluted history in the comics, ranging from various branches, spin-off teams and their Ultimate interpretations.
    2. The Fantastic Four hold auditions for a secondary back up team and in desperation, and completely at random, pick the members of the New Fantastic Four.
    3. Iron Man's failed infiltration of the Mandarin's lair.
    4. Captain Marvel and Captain Mar-Vell square off to determine which superhero is more marvelous.
    5. The Incredible Hulk's therapy session.
    6. Real World Metropolis.
    7. Spider-Man declares to Iceman and Fire-Star that he's going solo again.
    8. Tony Stark and Bruce Wayne engage in a Zoolander-esque walk-off, showing off how much money they got.
    9. Dr. Doom guest stars on an episode of Nip/Tuck.
    10. The worst fear of the Teen Titans comes true, the day they all turn 20 and get promptly kicked out of their tower.

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    4EverGreen

    [32]Oct 22, 2007
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    "Brands on the Run" 1. Tony the Tiger and Sonny the Bird have an athletic competition to decide who is the better NAKED cereal mascot, only to have both of them be upstaged by Toucan Sam! They then both preceed to murder him offscreen. 2. "Star Wars Episode Four and a halfish: Solo Vehicle" Because George Lucas never knows when to stop milking a franchise, he announces a new "Star Wars" movie that will revolve primarily on Harrison Ford's Han Solo character since HIS career was the only one that wasn't destroyed by "Star Wars." The only problem is, George Lucas is hiring Harrison Ford back again when he can't POSSIBLY play Han Solo when he's pushing 60! 3. "Scooby Doo in the Shining II" Scooby-Doo and the gang investigate a mysterious motel, but certain forces there might just kill them first before they figure anything out! 4. "Rush Hour 4: the Animated Movie!" Two unlikely canine hero's, Hong Kong Phooey and Dynomutt, must team up together in order to stop a secret nefarious plot that was conjured up by Dastardley and Muttley! 5. Phil Collins gets his revenge against "South Park" by revealing an unknown secret of his: he grows to gigantic size like the monsters in "Power Rangers" and he smashes the town with his guitar, killing everyone BUT Kenny! 6. "Rocket Power in Space" Since Arlene Klasky and Gabor Csupo ran out of script ideas for the "Rocket Power" kids to do on Earth, they decided to make a NEW series and have it take place in space where there are a million MORE ideas that can happen to them! 7. "Super Mario Werewolf Bros." Mario gets bitten by and turns into a werewolf. Now he must battle through eight stages in order to get to Bowser, beat him up, and have him reverse the effects. 8. "Chicken Little the Series; A Dream Come True" Disney presents the pilot episode for a potential cartoon series based on a hit animated movie of theirs. In it, Chicken Little and Abby Mallard go to school and they think they're dreaming because they're both NAKED, but after they do a bunch of stuff and haven't awoken, they decide that they don't care anyways and decide to kiss each other! 9. "Over the Hedge: Shell Logic" Verne the Turtle is naked because he's having his turtle shell pimped out to include all the latest technologic advancements and fitted with all sorts of great toys for a turtle on the go! All R.J. the Raccoon can say is: "Verne, you're WAY cooler than you look!" 10. "Men In Black III" Will Smith as Agent J must team up with Michael Jackson as Agent M in order to stop Pinky and the Brain from trying to take over the world! 11. "Teen Care Bears" A mockumentary of what happens when the Care Bears go through the awkward stage of adolescence. 12. "Surf's Up II: the Silver Surfer" The main cast of "Surf's Up" with Cody Maverick, Big Z, Chicken Joe and Zeela will face their toughest challenge where in order to save the Earth, they have to face off against the Silver Surfer in a surfing competition: in SPACE! 13. James Bond faces his toughest oppenent when he has to face off against Jason Voorhees who's killing off people with a chainsaw! 14. "Ritalin Awareness Week" Michael Moore examines cartoon characters of the past and why you should NEVER ignore them because in Droopy's case, when people started ignoring him, he started taking Ritalin and things REALLY went downhill from there! 15. "Star of the Lord of the Rings Wars Episode Five and a Halfish" Just when you thought that BOTH the "Star Wars" and "The Lord of the Rings" franchises were both dead, George Lucas and Peter Jackson both teamed up to figure out a way to milk BOTH of their franchises even further by making a movie together that would feature ALL of their characters! That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers!
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    Edgeman

    [33]Oct 27, 2007
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    What the F*^&

    *CSI: Magic School Bus: Ms. Frizzle takes the kids on a field trip to a triple homicide.

    *Greatest Hits of Abusive Husbands

    *I Know You Are But What Am I: A dumb cheerleader calls a nerd "buttface" to which the nerd replies "I know you are but what am I". The cheerleader can't understand the paradox and her head explodes.

    *Adult Swim Vs Comedy Central: Peter Griffin, Shake, Bender, and Seth Green versus Cartman, Foxxy Love, Carlos Mencia, and Larry the Cable Guy in a bloody fistfight.

    *Lois Lane Prank Call: Lois Lane receives a call asking her if Superman reallyis faster then a speeding bullet. When she says "yes", the caller then asks how many times a day she has sex with him. When the caller (actually Batman and the Justice League) begins to laugh, Lois says "about 107 times a day".

    *Survivor: Trapped in a Bathroom: Six people get trapped in a bathroom and must survive for a month... with Rosie O'Donnell.

    *Little Red Riding Hood: The normal plotline of Little Red Riding Hood, except Grandma surprises the wolf with a loaded shotgun and proceeds to make a wolf skin rug.

    *The Next Quentin Tarrantino Film: Rose McGowan, Uma Thurman, Kurt Russell, George Clooney, and David Carradine star in the next Quentin Tarrantino film, "Kill Bill Who is Death Proof On Planet Terror From Dusk Till Dawn Which Is Really Pulp Fiction Vol. 1".

    *Power Puff Puberty: The Powerpuff Girls experience their first "woman week", much to Townsville's horror.

    *Gone With the Kids: Scarlett O'Hara learns that she's pregnant, only Rhett doesn't give a damn.

    *Don't Drop the Soap, Ladies!: The Red Guy gets arrested for indecent exposure and learns what happens when you "drop the soap".

    *Boondocks Killing Spree: Huey Freeman goes on a killing spree throughout the cartoon world, killing all racist cartoons with help from Mickey Mouse and Lydia Karaoke, Network Censor.

    *Legion of SuperHeroes: The Butterfly Effect: Saturn Girl, Lightning Lad, and Brainiac 5 bring Superman back to the 21st Centruy, only Lightning Lad accidentally kills a butterfly. When they get back, the 31st Century is ruled by Lex Luthor. They go back in time again and stop Lightning Lad from killing the butterfly, but now they accidentally kill Lana Lang. When they go back, the entire world is populated by zombies. They go back again, this time only stomping on a leaf, and when they get back, Lightning Lad is now Lightning Lass. They decide to go back again, but Lightning Lad says he's okay with it.

    *Rugrats: Best Friends Forever: Tommy gets Chucky for his birthday, who proceeds to kill Angelica and frames Stu for it.

    *Uncle Jimmy's Funeral: A family is about to scatter Uncle Jimmy's ashes at a harbor, until they realize that it's their son Gerald's crack. But if they have his crack, what does Gerald have?

    *The Nativity by Ridley Scott: Mary begins to give birth in the manger, only instead of the Son of God, out pops a Xenomorph.

    *Warp Pipe Mix-Up: Mario jumps into a green warp pipe, and ends up in some guy's ass as he's going number two.

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    4EverGreen

    [34]Oct 29, 2007
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    "Christopher Lee Presents HALLOWEEN Robot Chicken!" (One Hour special) Cartoon Network gets a real celebrity as Christopher Lee, famous horror movie actor who's been alive since the DAWN of time, agrees to host this episode of "Robot Chicken" by providing narrative and appearing in live action segue ways between all the sketches! He also wants to wish everyone watching: "Unpleasant Dreams!" 1. Elvira meets Bigfoot: What happens when everyones favorite Mistress of the Dark meets America's most well known legend! 2. When it comes to Trick or Treating on Tatooine for aliens, they have to be more creative. So Greedo dresses up as a human boy. But when he runs into a young Han Solo who's dressed up as Jar Jar Binks, Han pulls out a lazer blaster and says: "This is for egging and T.P.ing my house last year you SICKO!" And tries to shoot Greedo but he dodges and says: "HA! You missed!" And runs away into the night! Han Solo says: "The next time I shoot first, I WON'T miss!" 3. A forbidden love relationship occurs when Scooby-Doo realizes he Loves Hong Kong Phooey romantically but can't come out because Hanna and Barbara wouldn't allow it! (Actually, Hanna would but censors wouldn't!) So he's forced to stay in the closet for 30 years until gay marriage is made legal in Massachusets when Scooby Doo can FINALLY come out and says he's gay and loves Hong Kong Phooey! After Scooby and Hong Kong Phooey marry, Scooby says: "Rii ronly rish Rilliam Ranna ras rere to ree this." William Hanna pops out and says: "Actually, I'm right here." Hong Kong Phooey says: "Huh?! But how did you..." William Hanna says: "Don't you know anything? Animators don't die, they BECOME cartoons! I'll ALWAYS be alive to support MY creations, forever!" And everyone smiles! "What you probably already know, but we're going to tell you anyways!" 4. "Jaws Vs. Saw V" A shark from the deep tackles his most vicious adversary ever when he tries to rip apart a blade saw so that they CAN'T make any more "Saw" movies! 5. In preparation for the upcoming TV show "Chowder," Mung Dall, Schnitzel, and Chowder want to create the most ultimate Halloween treats ever made, but something goes wrong and a food monster made of sweets and candy tries to eat THEM! They only end up getting saved due to the graciousness and loving support of the Gene Wilder Willy Wonka who says: "I might be from 1971, but I STILL did it the best!" 6. Christopher Lee describes various out-takes that have occured when he was Scaramanga in the James Bond movies. 7. Michael Moore's "Super Size Them Again!" is a new documentary that demonstrates the devastating effect of NOT Super sizing meals has done to the Canadien economy and BEGS McDonalds to super size meals again before he disappears out of his own existance as all his fat will be gone! (Even though that would take a LONG time to happen!) 8. "SuperFriends: the Later Years." The DC comic heroes are now all senior citizens and facing problems, but STILL trying to save the world! (When the Teen Titans don't beat them to it!) But someone who REFUSES to admit he's aging is Adam West as Batman as he wants to show everyone he can STILL fly without help! Until Linda Carter as Wonder Woman desperately tries to remind Adam that he never COULD fly to begin with! He crashes into the ground and breaks every bone in his body! Chris O'Donnell as Robin says: "Well, at least maybe THAT will convince Adam West that he shouldn't GET a cameo appearance in "The Dark Night," coming to theaters in 2008!" 9. Christopher Lee describes various bloopers that have occured whenever he's had to portray Dracula: ALL 44 TIMES of them! 10. Andy and Rodney from "Squirrel Boy" go on a killing spree and shoots the cast from "Back at the Barnyard, Tak and the Power of Juju, Robot Boy, My Life as a Teenage Robot, Chalkzone, Rocket Power, As Told By Ginger," then they go to Seth Green who told them to do all this stuff and says: "NOW can we get a third season of 'Squirrel Boy?'" 11. "Thelma and Louise's Revenge" The two woman come back as zombies and decide to haunt everybody who made their lives miserable! 12. "American Pie Gone Wrong" The pie eats Tera Reid instead of Tera Reid eating the pie! 13. A futuristic Halloween for the Jetsons is anything but ordinary when Elroy moonlights as a mad scientist and decides to perform EXPERIMENTS on Mr. Cogswell that could have DEVASTATING results! (Commercial Break.) 14. When Mr. Cogswell turns into a blob that threatens to eat everything, the Jetsons must travel back in time to the Flintstones' era (again) and lure the blob into the La Brea Tar Pits where it can threaten the world no more! 15. "Celebrity Deathmatch: Beetlejuice Vs. Jack Skellington": Although they both have scary tricks, Beetlejuice wins because he was in BOTH a movie and an animated TV series! 16. Christopher Lee describes the various mistakes that occured when he had to play Saruman, the White Wizard in "The Lord of the Rings" trilogy. 17. Andy and Rodney get a third season of "Squirrel Boy," but now they have to find away to banish the ghosts of all the cartoon characters they had to kill in order to GET it! Who are they gonna call? "Ghostbusters!" Cue the inevitable lame jokes made about Rick Moranis, Bill Murray, and Harold Remis right here. 18. The creature from "The Black Lagoon" wonders why no one has tried to do a remake featuring himself yet. 19. Sandy Duncan is in her most challenging movie role yet when she must try to get the Cat from Outer Space to come back so that it can defeat a monster called Creepo the Clown! 20. Chance, Shadow, and Sassy from "Homeward Bound: the Incredible Journey" all eat chocolate convinced it's NOT that dangerous, and they all end up having sugar hallucinations because their bodies can't handle it! 21. The real reason Captain Kirk hates Khan: As a kid, Khan would always smash all the pumpkins he could find so Kirk wouldn't get any. When he walks upon a completely destroyed pumpkin patch, he yells his now famous: "KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!" 22. Dexter and Dee Dee from "Dexter's Laboratory" try to use logic and whimsy when it's THEIR turn to get sent to Camp Crystal Lake and defeat Jason Voorhees! 23. "Over the Hedge Halloween." The cast from "Over the Hedge" decide to brave Raccoon City from the "Resident Evil" games in order to get a LOT of candy...if it doesn't KILL them first! 24. Christopher Lee describes all the errors that happened to him when he played Count Dooku in the "Star Wars Prequel Trilogy." 25. "The REAL Red Riding Hood:" the wolf eats the grandma, kills the Woodsman in a sneak attack, then precedes to have a sexual experience with the teenage girl once she gets there as he describes what he should do to take care of a certain 'pig' problem he has. Red promises the wolf that if he marries her, she'll tell him the PERFECT plan to take care of the pigs! 26. Chicken Little from the Disney movie goes trick or treating, but the first door he goes to, the owner is so scared he drops ALL of the candy into Chicken Little's bag! Chicken Little is dressed up as Mayor Adam West from "Family Guy" and asks "What? It was the scariest thing I could find." (Commercial Break.) 27. "Camp Lazlo Thriller" A frame by frame remake of Michael Jackson's most famous song starring Samson as Michael Jackson, Almondine as his girlfriend, and Christopher Lee as Vincent Van Price. In the end, it all turns out to be a dream! (Or was it?!) "MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA, HA HA HA HA HA HA, HA HA HA HA HA HA!" The End!
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    soundsofsilence

    [35]Oct 31, 2007
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    Sargent Green's lonely Hearts Club Chicken

    1) Solid Snake Joins GI Joe

    2) Cheers barfight

    3) Even Jigsaw uses Wal-Mart

    4) Ratchet and Clank VS the army of Nintendo Zombies

    5) Drawn Together/ Road Rules Challenge

    6) Issac Mendez paints a picture of someone buried under a pile of rubble. "What could this mean...?" then the roof falls in on him

    7) Behind The music: Clive Winston

    What if Romeo and Juliet didn't die (Think Married...With Children in the 1600's)

    9) Nightmare is confirmed for Super Smash Bros Brawl

    10) Jabba the Hutt does his morning Arobics

    11) Borat becomes an Ambassador to Latveria (Dr. Doom's country)

    12) Ryu (Ninja Gaiden) VS Naruto

    13) Santa Claus in his version of Animal Farm

    14) Welcome back to South Park Mr. Kotter

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    tm00315

    [36]Nov 1, 2007
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    They should have 1 making fun Avitar the last Airbender
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    4EverGreen

    [37]Nov 2, 2007
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    "Sony is Dead" 1. In a scene from a show called "Behind the Microchips" (think "Behind the Music" but based on video game systems) it examines the rise of Sony and it's fall when it's hubris got too big and they crashed and burned when they had to be IDIOTS in not only making a video game system that was far too expensive and NOT having any good games for it, but for actually having the gaul to think that they could've actually competed with Nintendo in the handheld video game market! 2. "Celebrity Deathmatch Alice Cooper Vs. Gene Simmons from KISS" Both are shock rockers known for their contributions to theatrical rock and roll, but Alice Cooper wins as he shows Gene Simmons what most people already know: that Alice Cooper also has a mean slice to his drive and he always gets a hole in one! 3. A day in the life of Harrison Ford in 2004 is examined when he wakes up, gets out of bed, takes a shower and butters his bread. He makes some coffee and heats a cup and then the phone rings, it's George Lucas! Harrison Ford says: "So George, what's the verdict on the role that you said you could get me? What do you mean 'They think I'm too old for the role?!' Well who's 'they?' Who in the heck is Ewok McGregory? In my day, we had REAL actors names like Alec Guiness and Peter Cushing! No, I DO know they're both dead but that's not the point! You said you thought you could get me a cameo appearance in "Star Wars Episode III." I KNOW Han Solo would've just been a teenager back then, but I STILL could've pulled it off if your scriptwriters would've just given me a chance! Well, you better have better luck in getting me put back in as Han Solo for "Star Wars Episode VII The Search For More Money" because I'm going to be the only reason any of those die hard fans will WANT to see a new "Star Wars" movie. Yes, I know. I love you to." 4. A "Family Guy" scene that even "Family Guy" rejected: Peter and Brian are watching TV when Peter asks: "Hey Brian, do you think you could--" but Brian interrupts by saying: "For the last time Peter, I am NOT dry-humping you." 5. Exhausted Puppet Stick Theater returns and this time they react the movie of "Fritz the Cat!" 6. The real Justin Bailey: the genius who created the code in the original "Metroid" game that instantly gets you a suitless Samus with unlimited ammo and near invincibility is not surprisingly, some 40 year old dude who still lives with his mother like any other nerd (except for Bill Gates, but he's rich!) 7. "The H Team!" Hong Kong Phooey gets paired up with Mr. T and Boy George as they have to stop the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles from starting a marketing craze that will insure that sales of the "H Team" toys don't outsell theirs as they've sold out to the Japannese media! But Hong Kong Phooey proves that he isn't the Number 1 Super Guy for nothing, and Mr. T proves that anybody who messes with him truly IS a fool if he has to pity them, and Boy George is there to prove...well he's there to prove something! And they all kill the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! 8. "Life for a Virus in Dr. Mario" As Mario is trying to get rid of the viruses that plague an otherwise healthy immune system, the viruses discuss what life is like for them and act like the pills that are raining down from the skies are no big thing. 9. If Peter Potamus had been in "The Lion King:" he would've been able to send the hyenas running away with his hippo hurricane howler! He also would've been naked but that's besides the point! 10. Paul McCartney regrets becoming a vegetarian when cows reveal that they're smarter than everyone thinks they are and they've worked with aliens to try to overthrow humanity as the dominant human race! Now the only way Paul McCartney can save the day is if he can revive John Lennon and George Harrison, convince Ringo Starr to come out of retirement, so they can save the day as Seargent Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band again! 11. Deleted scene from "Spaceballs:" While Lone Star and Barf are trying to go to SpaceBall City to rescue Princeess Vespa, Barf has to stop on a planet as he uses the restroom like a REAL dog: on the trees and Barf says: "Hey! This is what you've got to expect from actor John Candy! In order to be a Mawg, I have to think like a Mawg so that I can stay in character!" 12. Sony becomes the biggest laughingstock in the video game world since Atari and Sega when they have to sell out to Nintendo just to keep their company alive. Meanwhile, Nintendo announces that Crash Bandicoot as a playable character in "Super Smash Bros. Brawl" will now become a reality! 13. "Camp Lazlo: Other Uses for a Banana." A banana in Lazlo's hand slips out and lands into Edward's rear end. Surprised by this unknown sensation, he like's the feeling of a fruit in his derriere, and when Samson comes along, he can't help playing with the banana and Edward thinks that the day has finally come when he will be initiated into manhood! Until Samson says: "I've heard of many different ways that produce can be used, but this wasn't really one of them." And Edward says: "Oh yeah? How would YOU know how to become a man as someone who is openly gay Samson says: "Easy!" He strips naked and has an apple pie completely covering his you know what as he says: "Come and get it!" And of course, everybody runs to grab a piece of the pie and Samson says: "Silly Edward! Everybody loves pie! Especially if it's on somebody who's naked!" 14. Batfink discovers the problem of having wings that are like a shield of steel: it's IMPOSSIBLE to get through customs! 15. "My Gym Partner's a Monkey On Ice" It's basically the life and times of Adam Lyon at Charles Darwin Musical, with professional skaters singing and dancing while they're ice-blading! Now THAT is culture! That's my episode ideas for today! Enough said, true believers! The End!
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    Stagg14

    [38]Nov 4, 2007
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    A lot of these sound like really good ideas. I'm really surprised Robot Chicken hasn't made fun of Family Guy or The Simpsons or South Park yet.
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    1980srule

    [39]Nov 4, 2007
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    I think Robot Chicken should do a parody of She-Ra Princess of Power where She-Ra and the rebels discover that people in Etheria are being murdered by Hordak and his evil Horde even Catra.
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    4EverGreen

    [40]Nov 5, 2007
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    "Hazy Shade of Winter" 1. The REAL reason why it never snows on Tatooine: the Stormtroopers blast any cloud they see so that it NEVER rains, let alone snows! 2. "Where's Waldo? Gone Wild Edition" In the ultimate case of selling out ever reported, in this book, whenever someone finds Waldo, he's dancing around naked! 3. The Kool-Aid Man and Captain Crunch get into a "Yo Mama" fight. 4. Out-take from "Raiders of the Lost Ark:" Indiana Jones is running away from the rolling stone (bad pun!) and out of instinct, he punches it and the rock turned out to be made out of cheap plywood that broke away instantly and Harrison Ford asks: "Uhhh...should we just leave that in the movie?" 5. Beyonce Knowles must team up with Foxxy Love to figure out who is systematically murdering all of the popular female singers currently living in the world today. 6. A "Camp Lazlo" scene we're all waiting to see: All of the Bean Scouts are in their stalls taking their mandatory shower. Freddie is bugging Raj as usual and he's DESPERATELY trying NOT to make eye-contact, Samson has to reprimand Dave when he almost knocks over his herbal shampoo, Chip and Skip are confused and think they're lost (why would THEY even need to take a shower) and when Lazlo smells Edward's strawberry shampoo, he just can't control himself anymore and busts out the doors and says: "FREEDOM!!!! And starts running around naked! Then Freddie asks: "Hey Raj, do you--" And Raj says: "For the last time I do not want to compare SIZES!" Samson says: "I would!" 7. Bosko reads all about the news that Oswald has FINALLY been reacquired by Disney and he says: "Hey, if that rabbit can make a comeback then SO can I!" 8. Jerry is dissapointed to find out that Tom has lost the thrill of the chase as he's now spending all of his time on "Second Life" where he can catch ANY mouse he wants there no problem! 9. An EASIER Rubik's Cube Solution: Magilla Gorilla dunks the cube into a vat of green paint and says: "There! Mystery solved!" 10. All of those years of Atomic radiation treatments have finally caught up to Atom Ant and he starts growing to a GIGANTIC size (okay, he's only 4 feet tall, but that's STILL gigantic for an ant!) and he starts terrorizing the town and he manages to kill both the Kool-Aid Man and Captain Crunch who are still in their "Yo Mama" fight! 11. At Charles Darwin Middle School, Jake and Adam are just discussing life as usual when they suddenly see Lazlo running by naked shouting: "FREEDOM!!!!" And Jake asks: "Am I really THAT annoying whenever I discuss my butt?" And Adam says: "Yes Jake, yes you are." 12. Beyonce and Foxxy finally figure out the mystery of who murdered the female singers and it was RuPaul, who's not even really a WOMAN! Unfortunately, they both get squished by Atom Ant in his now 40 foot gigantic size! 13. Sonic is tormenting Mario during their sessions for "Mario and Sonic at the 2008 Olympics" and says: "Do you know that in spite of the fact that your games constantly outsell the "Halo" game series, he still managed to make one more guest appearance on "MADtv" than YOU have?" And Mario sells: "Whoever thought it was a great idea for me to compete against Sonic in exercising should DIE! At least I'll get to beat you in "Super Smash Bros. Brawl" because that's MY game and my game alone!" 14. Hannibal Lecter posts some 'Tasteful' photos up on an Internet Dating Website. 15. Atom Ant's rampage is suddenly stopped by the most unexpected of things: Lazlo's nakedness when he asks the monster: "Hi! Have YOU ran around naked today?" And the statement LITERALLY blows the giant ant's mind and he explodes! A naked Edward comes on-screen and says to Lazlo: "I take it all back! Nudity is useful for something AFTER all!" And a Naked Samson comes on-screen and says: "It sure is useful for something all right: it's useful for comedy!" "What you probably already know, but we're going to tell you anyways." The End!
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