Robot Chicken

Season 1 Episode 1

Junk in the Trunk

Aired Sunday 11:30 PM Feb 20, 2005 on Cartoon Network

Episode Recap

1. W. Loves Tacos:
Bush is wearing a flight suit
to approve the message, "Tacos Rule!"

2. Santa's Fall:
Santa doesn't do a very good job of going down the chimney.

3. Brain on Drugs: Rachael doesn't stop at trashing the kitchen in her newest PSA.

4. Smoking Teletubbies:
Basically the red Teletubbie lights up a fat one.

5. Optimus Prime's Problem:
The leader of the transformers falls victim to prostate cancer because he didn't get himself checked in time. Ultimately he dies a slow death to the detriment of his friends and family. Then he informs us that it was just a dramatization to show us what it is like to get prostate cancer. He goes on to inform us that because he doesn't have any organs that he cannot get cancer, but we do, and we can.

6. The World's Most One-Sided Fistfights:
A new reality show demonstrates the drama that unfolds when: a boxer hits an old lady, a geek knocks on a big guys door, a midget makes a normal guy mad, guy hits a monkey with a club, a rich guy taking candy from a baby, a robot turning on his master, and a hockey player checking a little kid into a urinal.

7. Robot Chicken Oz:
The scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz gets shanked by the inmates of Oz.

8. Torch's Problem:
The human torch from the Fantastic Four confides in his doctor.

9. X-Span Request Live:
Basically a TRL version of C-span.

10. I'm So Hungry:
…Followed by "Hi Mr. Hungry, can I call you 'So'?"…Followed by a punch in the face.

11. Bloopers:
Basically bloopers from the following shows:
Battlestar Galactica, Diff'rent Strokes, The Dukes of Hazzard, Pokémon, Star Trek, Superman, and The X-Files.