(Man walks up to a lady in a bar)
Man: Hey, nice shoes. Bet they'd look much better in my pants. Wait...I mean, are you from heaven? 'Cause I've got an erection.
Harry: What are we going to do?
Hermione: Let's ask Hagrid for help.
Harry: Don't be ridiculous, Hermione. We need to confront the terrible horror ourselves and potentially end up hospitalized, like always.
Bedtime Bear: You all know what time it is, its bed-time, and by bed I mean ethnic and by time, I mean cleansing.
Dr. Who is standing on first base of a baseball field.
Dr. Who: Get it?
Ron: Harry, I'm scared!
Harry: You're always scared, you chicken shit!
Ron: I can't help it! I'm a scared, pimple-faced, red-headed, chickenshit virgin!
(during soccer game)
Spectator: Which kid is yours?
"Howdy I Have Brain Damage"'s Father: (obviously lying) The fat Asian kid.
(Heimlech's mentor throws a piece of meat at one of the Heimlech testers, and he chokes on it!)
Heimlech: He's choking!
Mentor: He's a goner!
Heimlech: Nein, he's practice.
All Care Bears: Hooray for murder!
Cheer Bear: Now let us celebrate our genocide!
Love-a-Lot-Bear: I may be Love-a-Lot-Bear, but I can hate a lot too!
The Stoop!d Monkey is hitting on the girlfriend of a very large gorilla.
The Ben Affleck sueing the AFLAC duck refers to a sketch that was cut at the animatic phase but can be seen on the Season 2 DVD, according to Seth Green, it almost made it, because he heard Ben Affleck was interested in doing Robot Chicken, he hopes this sketch can be animated and used on the show in the future.
All descriptions for this episode describe a sketch with Ben Affleck sueing the AFLAC duck, but this sketch must have been removed after the first airing because it has not appearead in reruns.
This episode marks the second parody of Harry Potter. The first was a filler scene in "Nutcracker Sweet."
Woman: Jeffery, We're out of ice cream!
This scene a woman opens a freeze door and finds many severed head and is upset by the lack of ice cream. The reference is to Jeffery Dhamer, the famed American Cannibal who kept human body parts in his freezer and refrigerator.
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