1. Cell Phone Jerk: A guy in a red convertible and a hot chick on a cell phone saying that he's wealthy and successful. 2. Religious Arm Wrestling: A nun and the devil go up against each other in an arm wrestling contest. 3. Idol Seacrest: Ryan Seacrest saying his tagline. 4. Burglar Voyeur: A cat burglar using suction cups to climb the glass of a sky scraper finds himself in the wrong place at the wrong time when a nude man turns on the light to reveal himself to the burglar. 5. Senor Clean : A Mexican cleaning product commercial for stay at home dads. 6. Baseball Seacrest: Strike three for Ryan Seacrest. 7. Atomic Wedgie: Just another day in the life of a nerd. 8. Meteor!: America votes for Harrison Ford and Aerosmith to stop a giant asteroid from destroying the world. They fail miserably. 9. Clown Accident: A guy and a lot of clown get in a car accident. The guy picks a fight and the clowns literally kick his butt. 10. Buffy: Season 8: Buffy explains to her friend how season eight would have started out with Chucky from Childs Play getting attacked by the soulless lettuce head kids. Then she was going to take them out. That is why she quit. 11. Get Me the Boobies!: A guy getting impatient yelling at his computer, "Get Me the Boobies!" 12. Cross-dressing Seacrest: Ryan Seacrest saying his tagline in a dress. 13. Winter Pet Games: Why we pets shouldn't be in the winter Olympics. 14. Centaur Tailor: A centaur getting fitted for a tuxedo. 15. Inept Magician: A magician pulls a bunny out of a hat minus the body. 16. Behind the Music: Electric Mayhem: Behind the Music presents Electric Mayhem from "The Muppet Show."