Harrison Ford: I'd like to meet the team of engineers who'll accompany me on my mission to space.
Sean O'Keefe: Actually, the remaining five spots on the flight will be filled by Aerosmith. We need a cool theme song for this mission.
Steven Tyler: I'm ready to rock!
(Steven Tyler then vomits)
Harrison Ford: My God. Did you just get off the centerfuge trainer?
Steven Tyler: No, I just shot smack into both my eyeballs! Yeeahhoo!
(cut to irate viewer watching the show who spits out his Red Bull)
Irate Viewer: That's terrible! Aw Steven Tyler's been clean for years! I have to write an angry letter. (changing to lispy voice) Dear assfaces-