1. Hermey's Dentistry Hermey the elf has no success in his dentistry and tries out other jobs only to crawl back to Santa to get his job back.
2. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
A husband hears the song "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" and goes off the deep end with predicted results before realizing his mistake.
3. Born in a Manger
Joseph and Mary find stables for shelter just as she goes into labor, but the gas emitted by the animals is ignited into a signal for the Three Wise Men.
4. Lighting Up the Christmas Lights
A dad overdoes his decorations one year and burns down the neighborhood. He converts to Judaism but makes a similar mistake.
5. The Lion, the Witch, and the Locker
The Nerd stumbles into Narnia through his school locker and confuses it with a video game, setting the region into turmoil and laying waste to the land before returning home.
6. Office Christmas Parties
Santa Claus crashes an office party.
7. Misery, My Sweet Babboo
Sally takes Linus captive in a "Misery" spoof as Snoopy impersonates Batman to rescue him but gets confused as Val Kilmer instead.
8. Little Drummer Goku
The Drummer Boy and Anti-Santa appear over the credits.