Robot Chicken

Season 3 Episode 5

Shoe

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Aired Sunday 11:30 PM Sep 09, 2007 on Cartoon Network

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    • Micro Machines Man: Micro machines man here to tell you about the genuine original marvelously majestic micro machine street snapper colossal collection! Make these cars zoom and vroom, veer and steer, jump and bump, flip and fly. Micro machines man used to own a 1965 Mustang convertible but his wickedly witchefying wife took it and everything he owned in a strikingly sadistic divorce proceeding that left yours truly emasculated. Devoid of testicles, nada, nothing but an endless empty scrotum swinging, swaying between his legs like a portentous pendulum tick-tock ticking away the fleeting remains of yesterday's youth, fame, and vigor. Yes, the sea cow and the black hole of despair married micro machines man not for the everlasting promise of eternal tongue-tickling but for an emotional savor only a sick sad sucker that could infectiously inflict on a rapidly evolving butt-head with poor potential prospects; I'll never see my kids again! Tonight's the night of nights when a rigid Remington rifle barrel gets remedially fellated and brain matter goes splitter splatter and the big blanket of dim dark darkness gives cold comfort to a broken bitter bastard! For more pointless products you can't take with you to the grave! By Galoob.

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