Val: DNA takes weeks, you know that, right?
Yuri: Weeks? Since when does it take weeks?
Val: What are you, David Caruso?
David Caruso is the star of CSI: Miami, playing the part of CSI team leader Horatio Caine. In the show, as in the other CSI franchise shows, all test results come back within minutes of the test being run, which is contrary to reality.