Robson Arms Season 2 Episode 10

(Yuri explains his modelling experience)
Yuri: Catalogue stuff, back in Italy.
Georgia: How old were you?
Yuri: Seventeen, eighteen... months old. I mean, it was no big deal, my mother got me into it.
Georgia: Eighteen months old.
Yuri: Yeah, I did a few spreads and then I got out. I mean, who cares, right? The whole industry's b.s. So you wanna paint my portrait or what?
Georgia: Absolutely.

(Georgia returns Yuri's lighter)
Georgia: He left this in my bathtub.
Val: Oh, I'll bet he did. What's your name; I'll tell him you stopped by.
Georgia: Georgia.
Val: Georgia... after the city, or the peach?
Georgia: After my grandmother who died of colon cancer.

Yuri: [Val]'s going to be on my couch for a month. I can feel it. No matter where I am, if he's around, I feel like I'm the guy with the shovel behind the elephant parade.
Georgia: But you love him, right?
Yuri: I don't know. I don't even know the guy any more.

Val: So, how do you know Yuri anyway?
Georgia: Oh, I don't.
Val: So, you two aren't, uh... (makes hand motion and noise indicating sex)
Georgia: No! (starts laughing) No.
Val: Oh, really. Well, that's not surprising, really.
Georgia: Why is that?
Val: It's just that Yuri has a hard time being honest with himself. You know, in terms of his, uh, life choices. You get me?
Georgia: Not really.
Val: Can you keep a secret? See, when we were kids, I caught him with a magazine. Thing is, it was a boy magazine. Now, I got no problem with that at all. I mean, I'm a real open-minded type of guy. But if he could just admit that he loves men, I think he might be a lot happier, you know what I mean?

(offering a stuffed beaver)
Val: Per lei.
Georgia: Do I look like I'm 12?
Val: At least 18.

(looking into Val's bag)
Georgia: What's with all the fireworks?
Val: You feel that too, huh?

(talking about Georgia)
Yuri: What the hell are you doing? Do you know how old she is?
Val: Shh-shh-shh. No, I don't want to know.

Georgia: You know what? I want to do you both.
Yuri and Val: Huh?
Georgia: I want to paint the both of you together.
Val: Right on!
Yuri: I don't think that's a very good idea.

Georgia: Tell me about growing up in Italy.
Yuri: Oh, like what?
Georgia: I don't know... a story about when you were kids?
Val: At night, Yuri used to piss in the oven.
Yuri: That's not true!
Val: Yeah, it is. I had to clean it up sometimes.