Robson Arms Season 1 Episode 9

(reading a quiz question from a magazine)
Toni: If your love life was a car, would it be, (A) a Ferrari, thrilling and exciting; (B) a Volvo, solid and dependable; (C) a Pacer, fun in the past, but totally out-dated.

Bao: You're with the marketing department, right?
Carol: With? Darling, I ~am~ the marketing department!

(Bobbi is buying pickles, fruit, chips and candy bars)
Grandma Tan (in Cantonese): Someone's got a bun in the oven.
Ricky: Mother says congratulations, you're eating for two now.
Bobbi: I'm not pregnant.
Ricky (in Cantonese): She's not pregnant.
Grandma Tan (in Cantonese): Then she's a pig. Tell her. She's going to get fat. (stretching her arms wide apart) Like a beluga.
Bobbi: What is she saying?
Ricky ("translating"): She says she must be mistaken; you just seem... (stretching his arms wide apart) ...radiant and glowing.

Ricky: You're in for it.
Bao: What? Why?
Ricky: You've been gone all day; like, Mom's just been freaking.
Grandma Tan (in English): You're up shit creek, Sonny Boy.