Hal: I figured I'd call up some of my old girlfriends and...
Nick: ...Ask them if you're an asshole?
Hal: In a round-about way, yeah.
Nick: How about: on a scale of 1 to 5, how big of an asshole would you rate Hal? 1 being a small asshole, and 5 being a great big asshole.
Hal: Man! But, see, that way, I'm an asshole no matter what.