Rock Me Baby

Season 1 Episode 7

A Pain in the Aspen

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Aired Tuesday 9:00 PM Nov 04, 2003 on UPN

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    • Beth: Is this the most retarded argument we've ever had?
      Jimmy: No, that would be the time that we argued about whether or not Batman and Robin are gay.
      Beth: They totally are!
      Jimmy: You know what? I don't even wanna go there again!

    • Kia: Oh, and you don't have to worry because I'm a nurse in a pediatric unit.
      Jimmy: Oh, well then you two have a lot in common because a lot of women have told Carl he has a pediatric unit!

    • Jimmy: I want you to go and I will watch little Otie woatie toadie bodie.
      Carl: Well it's official. You got no nads!

    • Jimmy: Listen, I'd love to stay here and chat but I know you've got that multi-colored schoolbus to catch, so...
      Danny Bonaduce: Oh, a Partridge Family joke! How fresh!

    • Man on TV: Miss Wilson, come in here and take some... dictation.
      Beth: Wow! Naked people and clever wordplay. It's like the Frasier of porn!

    • Jimmy: Yeah, well having a wife and child is the most rewarding thing a man can do with his life.
      Carl: You know she's not here, right?
      Jimmy: Yeah, but you never know when they're gonna sneak up behind ya!

    • Jimmy: I'm pathetic? You own a blowup doll!
      Carl: Hey, I told you it's not a blowup doll. It's an action figure.
      Jimmy: So, you seen any action lately?

    • Carl: To me, kids are like musicals.
      Jimmy: Oh yeah? How's that?
      Carl: I don't like 'em.

    • Jimmy: Look, honey, when his show first came to Denver, instead of calling me "Jimmy Cox," he called me "Jimmy No Cox." Alright, I've been trying to come up with a nickname for him for years.
      Beth: How 'bout Danny Bonadouchebag?

    • Beth: Speaking of crank calls, are you gonna be making them to Danny Bonaduce's room?
      Jimmy: No, he recognizes my voice. You're gonna have to do it. Hey, can you sound like a groupie and ask for David Cassidy? He hates that!

    • Carl: That's just great, great. Seven hour car ride with a baby. Pop in a John Tesh CD and I'm in Hell!

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