Really Really Big Man: All right. Just take it easy, fellow.
Pigeon: (sitting on top of the statue of O-Town's founder) There's no talking me out of it, Big Man. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna drop the big one!
Really Really Big Man: Just calm down and think about what you're doing here.
Pigeon: Think about what? I'm a pigeon for corn's sake. I got nothin' else to live for!
Really Really Big Man: Just gaze into my Nipples of the Future and see that you are wrong.
Pigeon: (looks into Big Man's Nipples) Streisand tickets???!! Front row!