Rome Season 1 Episode 8

Pullo: I promised the princess. I shall not speak of it.
Vorenus: You can't keep a secret to save your life. You've got a mouth like a drain.

(about Cleopatra)
Pullo: That Gyppo princess, now that's good cunny.
Vorenus: Her father's people rode with Alexander. You can't speak of her like that.
Pullo: She is, though, and she wants me badly.

Cicero: You should have no ill conscience. We did only what we had to do.
Brutus: No doubt Saturn said the same thing after eating his children.

Caesar: You will take half the men, return to Rome immediately, you shall have the honor of announcing pompey's death ... I shall follow you when I settle things here.
Mark Antony: Settle things? Settle WHAT things?
Caesar: Civil war is in the air, it must be prevented.
Mark Antony: Why? Let the wretched fight it out.
Caesar: War will disrupt the grain supply, without Egyptian grain, Rome goes hungry. It would be unwise not to intervene.
Mark Antony: And how will you intervene with only half a legion?
Caesar: I do not intend to fight, I shall merely arbitrate the various factions.
Mark Antony: You make it sound so easy. Those various factions are united only by their hatred of Rome.
Posca: He's right, Ptolemy might use you to rouse the people against a common enemy.
Caesar: I have conquered Gaul! I have defeated Pompey Magnus, I think I can handle a small boy and a eunuch.
Posca: A small boy with 100,000 men.
Caesar: I'm aware of that! He's still a boy nonetheless.
Mark Antony: You seem to forget that our war is not over yet. Cato and Scipio are still at large, given time they will raise another army.
Caesar: And when they do I shall crush them.
Mark Antony: I'm glad you're so confident ... some would call it hubris.
Caesar: It's only hubris if I fail.

Pullo: What a dump! Gyppo Gods must be right wasters to make a place like this!
Vorenus: Don't speak ill of the gods in their own country.
Pullo: Yeah, right. I've seen their gods. Titus Pullo wasn't scared of a bastard with a dog's head on him.
Vorenus: The more fool you. These gods are old and powerful. Egypt was a great nation long before Rome.
Pullo: Was it? Mumped it up now, then, haven't they?

Pullo: Land of fire! It's as hot as Vulcan's dick!

Posco: The tabulation includes all money borrowed from Pompey and other agents of the Republic now unable to collect.
Pothinus: That is not just.
Posca: Post mortem interests of this type are legally entailed to the presiding consul, i.e. Gaius Julius Caesar. It's... law.
Pothinus: Roman law.
Caesar: Is there some other form of law, you wretched woman?