Season 2 Episode 5

If I Had a Hacksaw

Aired Sunday 7:00 PM Oct 09, 2004 on Nickelodeon



  • Trivia

    • When Romeo is singing, in some shots, he is wearing his sunglasses, in other shots, they are on top of his head.

  • Quotes

    • Hacksaw: Okay. I just wanna warn you, a well-aimed sausage, could take out an eye!

    • Gary: You promised! Last week, at the Chinese restaurant.
      Jodi: Well, that's the way the fortune cookie crumbles.

    • Hacksaw: Well hey! That's great! Listen, you keep at it and you follow your dreams, and one day maybe, just maybe, all that hard works gonna pay off.
      Percy: Oh yeah. I'm dreaming right now of my eighth platinum album. Name is Percy Miller in case you didn't know.
      Hacksaw: Well, oopsey daisey. Look who just saw his whole life flash before his eyes, I did!

    • Hacksaw: Yeah, I'm afraid I don't know much about toilets. I mean I'm toilet trained, I'm not just trained in toilets, if you know what I'm saying. (Percy stares at him) Clearly you don't.

    • Percy: I already took care of that baby! He'll be here any minute. Am I a great husband or what?!
      Angeline: Ah, you're the goat baby!
      Percy: The goat?
      Angeline: The G.O.A.T.! The greatest of all time!
      Percy: Fo sho!

    • Hacksaw: They just finished their US tour. They're now touring England, Germany, France, some other European country which slips my mind at the moment.

  • Notes

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