Dad Jones: (in reference to Simon Haley) He's saving his money for his schoolin'. Now go on back there and play with yourself and your trick dice.
Porter #1: What you mean trick?
Dad Jones: Some of them dice of yours so crooked that when you throw 'em, they don't stand straight, they leans.
Porter #1: Now you listen to me old man--
Dad Jones: (pulls out a straight edge blade and holds it out in front of him) Lead this fool not into temptation Lord, 'cause I may just have to cut him every where exceptin' on the bottom of his feet.