Darlene Conner Healy
David Jacob "D.J." Conner
Rebecca "Becky" Conner Healy
Roseanne Barr is now billed as Roseanne Arnold.
Dan tells Roseanne that Becky is only 17. However, in Episode 98, aired about one year later, Becky is still 16, and won't be 17 for another couple months.
In this episode, Roseanne becomes upset with Dan when she finds out that Mark is working for him at the bike shop. However, in season 3's finale, we see that Roseanne was the one who suggested Dan hire Mark in the first place.
Roseanne starts the microwave but nothing happens.
Crystal: Roseanne, I'm exposed here.
Roseanne: Oh come on Little Ed, let's see what Mommy's got for breakfast today. Aw shucks, milk again.
Roseanne: What's she gonna go griping to Aunt Jackie about?
Darlene: Oh it could be a lot of things, but it's always you.
(talking to Roseanne)
Darlene: Why are you picking on me, what did I take the last donut or something?
Roseanne: (to Dan) Becky wants me to take her to get some birth control.
(Dan silently walks away)
Roseanne: Where you going?
Dan: Oh, I'm gonna kill Mark.
Crystal: (referring to little Ed) Where can I change him?
Darlene: Your house.
(DJ walks in, pours himself a cup of coffee, and sits at the table)
Roseanne: Wanna cigarette with that?
Crystal: (referring to little Ed) Why won't he sleep? I've tried everything! Even the washing machine.
Darlene: You put him in the washing machine?!
(Becky has just asked Roseanne for birth control)
Roseanne: Jackie I can't handle this... I mean, there's no way I can handle this...
(Crystal's baby starts screaming from the other room)
Roseanne: I CAN handle this.
Darlene: Let me say good-bye.
(She burps right into the phone).
(After discussing Becky going on the pill.)
Jackie: Roseanne, maybe you need to sit down.
Roseanne: No, I need to lie down...In a big pine box!
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