Darlene Conner Healy
David Jacob "D.J." Conner
In this episode, David says he had planned to propose to Darlene down at some bridge where they first.... In episode 5.24, Darlene and David "do it" for the first time in Darlene's bedroom.
Dan, attempting to be romantic in episode 6.24, gives Roseanne an "only slightly-used dishwasher." In this episode, Roseanne is washing dishes by hand again — did the dishwasher break?
Roseanne: So, I think it was on the tram: somewhere between the Dumbo ride and the alien encounter.
Dan: Not funny Roseanne.
Roseanne: Oh come on Dan, our daughter got pregnant at Disney World. When else do you get the chance to put that in your Christmas newsletter?
Darlene: I want the baby. I want it more than I've ever wanted anything. Is that so hard to believe?
Roseanne: Well, yeah, a little bit. I remember when you were 8 you wanted to get a vasectomy. And even after we told you what it was, you still wanted one.
Darlene: (trying to divert attention away from her and David) Hey D.J. That's a great shirt. Where'd ya get it?
D.J.: my closet
Roseanne: (To David and Darlene) What's up? I smell fear. I love that smell, but what's up?
(Darlene has just told David she's pregnant.)
David: When? How? Where?
Darlene: Disney World!
David: You mean... that night after the fireworks?
Darlene: Either that or it truly IS a magic kingdom.
Roseanne: Let's see David is pale and nervous, no clues there. But Darlene is eager to sit next to me, and she complimented her brother. I know, your pregnant!
(everybody laughs, except David and Darene)
Roseanne: (yelling) That was my joke guess!
Roseanne: Not only are we going to have a grandchild roughly around the age of our own kid, but our daughter is marrying the boy we thought of as our own son. I think that officially makes us THE white trashiest people in ALL the land!
Roseanne: I'm making some peanut butter and Frito sandwiches. Want one?
Darlene: No thanks, I haven't gotten any strange cravings yet.
Roseanne: No, I was making them for me, can I get you one?
(Discussing moving to Chicago)
David: There is so much to think about. Should we each buy our own food? Should we split the utilities? Should we have separate phone lines?
Darlene: You know, erm... or we could just get married.
David: Yeah right! To who?
David: You're serious about this aren't you?
Darlene: Yeah, I am.
David: Oh my God! (They kiss) Wait a minute! Haha, okay, Now you're gonna tell me you're kidding, right?
Darlene: Nope, now I'm gonna tell you I'm pregnant.
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