Season 1 Episode 17

Becky's Choice

Aired Tuesday 9:00 PM Feb 28, 1989 on ABC
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Becky's Choice
Bachelor 1 or Bachelor 2? Becky must decide between her first crush, Chip, and the infamous "Tongue Bandit". The decision worsens when Roseanne & Dan invite Chip's parents over for a family dinner. Later on, Becky is caught with the other guy in the backyard.

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    John Goodman

    John Goodman

    Dan Conner

    Laurie Metcalf

    Laurie Metcalf

    Jackie Harris

    Sara Gilbert

    Sara Gilbert

    Darlene Conner Healy

    Michael Fishman

    Michael Fishman

    David Jacob "D.J." Conner

    Roseanne Barr

    Roseanne Barr

    Roseanne Conner

    Lecy Goranson

    Lecy Goranson

    Rebecca "Becky" Conner Healy

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    • TRIVIA (1)

    • QUOTES (15)

      • (Dan unsure and just being informed about what happened the previous night with Becky and Johnny Swanko)
        Dan: Who is the make-out king?
        Roseanne: You are honey.

      • (After Roseanne asked Becky if she pierced her ears again)
        Dan: (to Becky) How many holes in your head does it take to be accepted these days? 6 (raising her hands up to communicate shrugging)
        Roseanne: Well 3 more and I'll use you to drain my spaghetti.

      • Dan: (flexing) Great to be alive, isn't it?
        Roseanne: Well, I wouldn't know. (exaggeratedly flexing back) I just spent two hours in the supermarket with one of them carts that only makes left hand turns.

      • Darlene: Mom, do you think boobs will affect my pitching?
        Roseanne: Not this season.

      • Dan: Can I get you a drink, Edgar?
        Edgar: I don't know, should I be bad?
        Bonnie: Go ahead, you jogged this morning!
        Edgar: Oh, what the heck! I'll take a Tropical Hurricane.
        Dan: I can give you a cold beer, and turn on a fan!
        Edgar: Beer's fine.

      • Dan: So...
        Roseanne: So, didn't we vow to become the the world' most hippest parents?
        Dan: Well, babe that was in the '70s. (In the '70s) Our groove was in a more mellow bag.

      • Roseanne: Did you know that when Sword Fish cooks, it shrinks? And when it burns, it's practically invisible.
        That's o.k though, I can have burgers in 10 minutes, twenty if you want them cooked.

      • Roseanne: Everything is going to be fine, Becky. Your father and I will not embarrass you!
        Dan: I'll get the door, and you go get the Orgy Lamp!

      • Becky:(To Johnny, whom she has snuck out to the backyard to meet) My parents are cool, They don't tell me what to do.
        Roseanne:(Sneaks up behind Becky) Becky, get your butt in the house NOW!

      • Darlene: Do I have to get dressed up for this boring dinner?
        Roseanne: No, we're all going to be dining naked.
        Darlene: AGAIN?

      • Roseanne: Hey where's Becky?
        Darlene: Well if she was smart she would have gone out to dinner by now! I'm starving!

      • Roseanne: I just spent two hours in the supermarket with one of them carts that only makes left-hand turns.
        Dan: This ought-a straighten you out.
        (Dan kisses Roseanne)
        Roseanne: Well, it wasn't as good as the check-out boy but it'll do.

      • Darlene: Now I have to eat this stupid fish, and wear this stupid dress...
        Roseanne: And then you're going to do the stupid dishes!

      • Dan: Why didn't you tell me?
        Roseanne: 'Cause there's lots of stuff I don't tell you, honey, and that's the glue that holds our little family together!

      • Becky: It's none of your business.
        Roseanne: It is my business when you're out with a guy I would consider leaving your father for!

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