Darlene Conner Healy
David Jacob "D.J." Conner
Rebecca "Becky" Conner Healy
At the end of the episode, when Roseanne walks through the living room to the front door to throw out Dan's canon-cigarette lighter, an end table can be seen next to the couch, at the end closest to the door. After she closes the door and goes to stand by Dan behind the couch, the end table is no longer there.
D.J.: (shouting as he runs into the living room from Dan and Roseanne's bedroom after walking in on Jackie and Booker kissing) They're kissing! They're kissing!
D.J.: Aunt Jackie and Booker
Roseanne: Are they standing up?
Darlene: I didn't get a B on my report card.
Roseanne:(sarcastically) You didn't?
Darlene: No, I got an C. (Roseanne and Dan look at the forged B trying to figure it out) On the test that brought my average up to a D, which is what I really got on my report card 'til I changed it. So, you don't have to worry about picking me up from basketball practice anymore and I think the guilt is punishment enough.
Dan: That and being grounded for three weeks.
Darlene:(shocked) Oh, no!
Roseanne: Two weeks.
Darlene:(relieved) Two is good! (runs upstairs)
Dan: (singing while he moves the hands to the hour on his "Canoga Beer" clock) Anytime's the perfect time for a Canoga Beer! The bear's the one to have friends and fun, so, have a Canoga Beer! Ca-NO-ga!
Clock Bear: (popping out the door of the clock) Bur-r-r-p!
Jackie: (yelling as she storms in after being stood up by her date) Scum-sucking, self-centered pile of male garbage!!!
Roseanne: Dan, it's for you!
Roseanne: (calling to Darlene and Becky, locked behind their bedroom door, forging a report card) Come on, you two-- open the door! Don't make me get the teargas!
DJ: You gotta Tattoo?
Jackie: Well, maybe.
DJ: Can I see it?
Roseanne: You're too young.
Dan: Can I see it?
Roseanne: You're too old!
Dan: A man's home is his castle.
Roseanne: Well, you don't have a castle, so that's why you are staying at my place!
Dan: Get in that kitchen and rustle me up some grub, woman.
Roseanne: Oh, I love it when you talk like a man!
Roseanne: (packing for a rummage sale) DJ, put that back in the box, I just packed it.
DJ: (aiming a hairdryer at her) This is my laser gun!
Roseanne: I know, it fried my hair!
Dan: Dear, I can only fix one thing at a time and I'm still working on you.
This is the first of two episodes in which Roseanne and Dan destroy their possessions. The second episode is the season eight finale "Fights and Stuff". Dan destroys the couch and coffee table in both episodes. However in this episode, Dan and Roseanne "go to bed" but in "Fights and Stuff" Roseanne walks out on Dan.
Roseanne: (to DJ who's spying on his sisters to find out what they are up to) Well, it's up to you, "007", to find out "what".
Dan: And, you will because your name is Bond (takes a drag off a pretend cigarette) James Bond. (blows imaginary smoke from his mouth)
Roseanne and Dan are making an allusion to author Ian Flemming's fictional British agent, James Bond, who was the inspiration behind a series of spy movies with a character by the same name as its central figure.
Roseanne: (trying to get Dan to throw out some of his old things) Well, Dan, now I can't help you if you're not willing to help yourself.
Dan; Hi, I'm Dan and I'm a pack rat.
Dan is making an allusion to the Twelve-step program, Alcoholics Anonymous. Typically, at an "AA" meeting, members will introduce themselves by first name, only, and then admit they are an alcoholics.
Dan: (after DJ "shoots" Roseanne with the hairdryer) Good shot, Beldar!
Dan is making an allusion to the 1970's Saturday Night Live comedy sketch, "The Coneheads", about an alien family that relocates to Earth from the planet "Remulak". Beldar, played by comedian Dan Aykroyd, was the father in the Conehead family.
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