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Darlene Conner Healy
David Jacob "D.J." Conner
Rebecca "Becky" Conner Healy
Darlene: (Beverly tells Darlene she isn't old enough to go out like Becky) Now just a damn minute!
Roseanne: Darlene! Get upstairs, now!
Darlene: She can't tell us who's old enough to go out and who isn't!
Roseanne: Do you think I expect the same things out of you that I do out of Becky?
Darlene: I don't know, it's like you expect Becky things out of Becky. Like good grades.
Roseanne: I expect good grades out of you too, I just never get 'em.
Roseanne: Remember when you and Dad went off on one of his patio furniture conventions?
Bev: What'd you do, throw some wild party?
Roseanne and Jackie: In Chicago.
Jackie: Bring on the fudge and Kevin Costner's butt, I'm ready to sink my teeth into both of them!
Jackie: This is Mom, right?
Roseanne: I don't know, I'll check her birthmark...no, 665...close enough.
Bev: You know, Darlene, you're very lucky to have such a popular sister. When you start dating she could give you some pointers. (winks)
Darlene: Yeah well if she's so popular just ask her which one of us got felt up. (winks)
Roseanne: Darlene leave the table.
Darlene: Yeah I knew that'd do it.
(About how Roseanne would always sneak out to be with Dan)
Bev: Roseanne. I thought you were studying.
Roseanne: Well I always got good marks.
Jackie: Yeah mostly on your neck.
Darlene: You threw biscuits at Grandma?
Roseanne: No, I didn't want to hit D.J., you know how soft his skull is.
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