Roseanne

Season 3 Episode 12

Confessions

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Aired Tuesday 9:00 PM Dec 18, 1990 on ABC
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Bev pays a surprise visit to Roseanne's, and she tricks Jackie into coming over for a share of the torture. Jackie arrives, expecting movies and chocolate, but is instead greeted by Bev's voice. As their visit drags on, they take a walk down memory lane, and Roseanne is crushed to hear that Bev thought that Jackie always had more potential than the ordinary Roseanne.moreless

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      • Darlene: (Beverly tells Darlene she isn't old enough to go out like Becky) Now just a damn minute!
        Roseanne: Darlene! Get upstairs, now!
        Darlene: She can't tell us who's old enough to go out and who isn't!

      • Roseanne: Do you think I expect the same things out of you that I do out of Becky?
        Darlene: I don't know, it's like you expect Becky things out of Becky. Like good grades.
        Roseanne: I expect good grades out of you too, I just never get 'em.

      • Roseanne: Remember when you and Dad went off on one of his patio furniture conventions?
        Bev: What'd you do, throw some wild party?
        Roseanne: Yeah.
        Roseanne and Jackie: In Chicago.

      • Jackie: Bring on the fudge and Kevin Costner's butt, I'm ready to sink my teeth into both of them!

      • Jackie: This is Mom, right?
        Roseanne: I don't know, I'll check her birthmark...no, 665...close enough.

      • Bev: You know, Darlene, you're very lucky to have such a popular sister. When you start dating she could give you some pointers. (winks)
        Darlene: Yeah well if she's so popular just ask her which one of us got felt up. (winks)
        Roseanne: Darlene leave the table.
        Darlene: Yeah I knew that'd do it.

      • (About how Roseanne would always sneak out to be with Dan)
        Bev: Roseanne. I thought you were studying.
        Roseanne: Well I always got good marks.
        Jackie: Yeah mostly on your neck.

      • Darlene: You threw biscuits at Grandma?
        Roseanne: No, I didn't want to hit D.J., you know how soft his skull is.

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