Roseanne

Season 8 Episode 16

Construction Junction

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Aired Tuesday 9:00 PM Feb 13, 1996 on ABC
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Construction Junction
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When Dan's buddies show up with a great new job prospect for the old crew, Dan is confused as to what to do. Should he continue on at the garage, or make a bid on a huge construction job, that would make him & his friends a lot of money. Meanwhile, Jackie gets hooked upto the internet, and reluctantly starts to surf. Ultimately, David needs to intervene to pry her away from the screen.moreless

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  • Dan gets a new job.

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    The B-plot is the most hilarious part of this episode. When David discovers that Jackie has been online all night, I was laughing so hard I almost cried.



    David tells her she needs to get off of the internet and she says "I'm doing some very important stuff here" and he says "You're in an Urkel chatroom!!".



    I love when Laurie Metcalfe plays neurotic Jackie. That whole bit where she can't take her eyes off of the computer screen had me laughing hysterically "So who's school David?" "I grauduated last spring"...."Mmmhhmm, so you got finals comin' up?"moreless
Tiny Tim

Tiny Tim

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Johnny Galecki

Johnny Galecki

David Healy

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James Pickens Jr.

James Pickens Jr.

Chuck Mitchell

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John McConnell

John McConnell

Bob

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  • TRIVIA (0)

  • QUOTES (4)

    • (Jackie has become addicted to the internet.)
      David: I've seen this before. I lost 2 friends to this.
      Jackie: They were weak. I am strong...I'm learning useful things. I'm growing as a person.
      David: You're in the Urkel chatroom.

    • Bob: Everyone in this town's gonna get rich...Maybe I'll apply to be a guard. Picture me as a guard (flexes).
      Roseanne: I can picture you as a hostage.

    • Chuck: Dan, have you heard about the minimum security prison they're building outside of town?
      Roseanne: They're building a prison in Lanford? No wonder the beauty parlor's been so crowded lately.

    • (David has just hooked a computer up for Jackie)
      Jackie: Aren't these things supposed to give off some kind of death ray?
      David: Not unless you press CTRL-ALT-DEATHRAY.

  • NOTES (1)

    • Tiny Tim, the 1960's icon and flamboyant ukulele-playing singer, makes an appearance in this installment of Roseanne. Known for his distinctive, high falsetto/vibrato voice, he sings to David in the episode's tag.

  • ALLUSIONS (1)

    • The title of this episode is an allusion to "Conjunction Junction", one of the musical cartoon clips from television's School House Rock that played between ABC-TV shows during the 70's.

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