John Goodman |
Dan Conner |
Laurie Metcalf |
Jackie Harris |
Roseanne Barr |
Roseanne Conner |
Michael Fishman |
David Jacob "D.J." Conner |
Tiny Tim |
Himself (uncredited) |
Guest Star |
Johnny Galecki |
David Healy |
Recurring Role |
James Pickens Jr. |
Chuck Mitchell |
Recurring Role |
John McConnell |
Bob |
Recurring Role |
(Jackie has become addicted to the internet.)
David: I've seen this before. I lost 2 friends to this.
Jackie: They were weak. I am strong...I'm learning useful things. I'm growing as a person.
David: You're in the Urkel chatroom.
Bob: Everyone in this town's gonna get rich...Maybe I'll apply to be a guard. Picture me as a guard (flexes).
Roseanne: I can picture you as a hostage.
Chuck: Dan, have you heard about the minimum security prison they're building outside of town?
Roseanne: They're building a prison in Lanford? No wonder the beauty parlor's been so crowded lately.
(David has just hooked a computer up for Jackie)
Jackie: Aren't these things supposed to give off some kind of death ray?
David: Not unless you press CTRL-ALT-DEATHRAY.
Tiny Tim, the 1960's icon and flamboyant ukulele-playing singer, makes an appearance in this installment of Roseanne. Known for his distinctive, high falsetto/vibrato voice, he sings to David in the episode's tag.
The title of this episode is an allusion to "Conjunction Junction", one of the musical cartoon clips from television's School House Rock that played between ABC-TV shows during the 70's.
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S 9 : Ep 24
Aired 5/20/97 (21:51)
S 9 : Ep 23
Aired 5/20/97 (22:10)
S 9 : Ep 22
Aired 5/13/97 (21:51)
S 9 : Ep 21
Aired 3/18/97 (21:51)
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