Season 3 Episode 11

Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?

Aired Tuesday 9:00 PM Dec 04, 1990 on ABC
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Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?
Since the girls continually break curfew, Dan and Roseanne celebrate the anniversary of their first lovemaking by revisiting the restaurant/hotel – and staying out very, very late, hoping to teach the girls a lesson, with the help of Officer Jackie.

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    John Goodman

    John Goodman

    Dan Conner

    Laurie Metcalf

    Laurie Metcalf

    Jackie Harris

    Sara Gilbert

    Sara Gilbert

    Darlene Conner Healy

    Michael Fishman

    Michael Fishman

    David Jacob "D.J." Conner

    Lecy Goranson

    Lecy Goranson

    Rebecca "Becky" Conner Healy

    Roseanne Barr

    Roseanne Barr

    Roseanne Conner

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    • TRIVIA (0)

    • QUOTES (10)

      • Dan: (Deciding to go play in the bathtub) Okay, but this time I get to be Captain Nemo.
        Roseanne: (walking into the bathroom naked with Dan) Wow, that tub sure got a lot smaller.

      • (Becky walks in faking a leg injury for an excuse for why she is late again)
        Becky: Oh, ow! ow!
        Darlene: They're not home yet.
        Becky: Oh, cool.

      • Jackie: Think of curfew as your mom and dad's way of saying I love you.
        Becky: I curfew Darlene!
        Darlene: Well, I curfew you too Beck.

      • Becky: That's it! I'm calling the police.
        Jackie: No, no, no! We can't do that.
        Becky: Why not?
        Jackie: Well, we'd have to say it was a missing person thing, and they don't like that.

      • (Darlene and Becky broke curfew)
        Becky: It's only 10 'o clock.
        Dan: It means you're an hour late.
        Roseanne: And you're always an hour late.
        Darlene: Well then, we're on time!

      • (Roseanne has gotten a flower delivery)
        Roseanne: Did you send me flowers, Dan?
        Dan: No, why would I do that?
        Roseanne: Yeah, like you'd ever be romantic enough to do something like that for no reason. (reads the card) "Dear Roseanne, I lied, they're from me, Love Dan."

      • (After Becky and Darlene are late for curfew, again)
        Roseanne: We have this really crazy idea that you actually listen when we speak, so when you're not home by nine, we figure you've got a reason, and if we're not hearing that reason from you, we just sit here and make up our own reasons, like that you're lying in a ditch somewhere.
        Becky: Well, we would have called, but there was no phone in the ditch we were lying in.

      • Roseanne: (to Dan) You said you'd make me the happiest girl in the whole USA.
        DJ: Mom, the toilet's broken!
        Roseanne: (to Dan) Liar.

      • Roseanne: You took extra cheese!
        Dan: I did not, it fell off my piece so I put it back on.
        Roseanne: You took it off the other piece.
        Dan: Well you can have that piece.
        Roseanne: I don't want that piece.

      • Becky: Even Mom and Dad can't eat dinner for four hours!

    • NOTES (1)

    • ALLUSIONS (1)

      • The title of this episode is an allusion to "Parents, it's 10:00PM. Do you know where your children are?", a public service announcement regarding curfew made on local television stations back in the 70's and 80's.