Roseanne

Season 3 Episode 11

Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?

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Aired Tuesday 9:00 PM Dec 04, 1990 on ABC
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Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?
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Since the girls continually break curfew, Dan and Roseanne celebrate the anniversary of their first lovemaking by revisiting the restaurant/hotel – and staying out very, very late, hoping to teach the girls a lesson, with the help of Officer Jackie.

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    John Goodman

    Dan Conner

    Laurie Metcalf

    Laurie Metcalf

    Jackie Harris

    Sara Gilbert

    Sara Gilbert

    Darlene Conner Healy

    Michael Fishman

    Michael Fishman

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    • TRIVIA (0)

    • QUOTES (10)

      • Dan: (Deciding to go play in the bathtub) Okay, but this time I get to be Captain Nemo.
        Roseanne: (walking into the bathroom naked with Dan) Wow, that tub sure got a lot smaller.

      • (Becky walks in faking a leg injury for an excuse for why she is late again)
        Becky: Oh, ow! ow!
        Darlene: They're not home yet.
        Becky: Oh, cool.

      • Jackie: Think of curfew as your mom and dad's way of saying I love you.
        Becky: I curfew Darlene!
        Darlene: Well, I curfew you too Beck.

      • Becky: That's it! I'm calling the police.
        Jackie: No, no, no! We can't do that.
        Becky: Why not?
        Jackie: Well, we'd have to say it was a missing person thing, and they don't like that.

      • (Darlene and Becky broke curfew)
        Becky: It's only 10 'o clock.
        Dan: It means you're an hour late.
        Roseanne: And you're always an hour late.
        Darlene: Well then, we're on time!

      • (Roseanne has gotten a flower delivery)
        Roseanne: Did you send me flowers, Dan?
        Dan: No, why would I do that?
        Roseanne: Yeah, like you'd ever be romantic enough to do something like that for no reason. (reads the card) "Dear Roseanne, I lied, they're from me, Love Dan."

      • (After Becky and Darlene are late for curfew, again)
        Roseanne: We have this really crazy idea that you actually listen when we speak, so when you're not home by nine, we figure you've got a reason, and if we're not hearing that reason from you, we just sit here and make up our own reasons, like that you're lying in a ditch somewhere.
        Becky: Well, we would have called, but there was no phone in the ditch we were lying in.

      • Roseanne: (to Dan) You said you'd make me the happiest girl in the whole USA.
        DJ: Mom, the toilet's broken!
        Roseanne: (to Dan) Liar.

      • Roseanne: You took extra cheese!
        Dan: I did not, it fell off my piece so I put it back on.
        Roseanne: You took it off the other piece.
        Dan: Well you can have that piece.
        Roseanne: I don't want that piece.

      • Becky: Even Mom and Dad can't eat dinner for four hours!

    • NOTES (1)

    • ALLUSIONS (1)

      • The title of this episode is an allusion to "Parents, it's 10:00PM. Do you know where your children are?", a public service announcement regarding curfew made on local television stations back in the 70's and 80's.

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