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Episode Guide

    • War and Peace (2)
      Season 5 - Episode 14
      Dan returns home to rampant rumors about his behavior, all of Lanford has a different story about the way Dan ended up in jail. But no one's is right. Jackie has no idea what had happened until Crystal said that Dan got in a fight with Fisher. When Roseanne goes to take Jackie to gather her belongings to move out of Fisher's apartment, Jackie is unsure that she should leave him. After a talk from Roseanne, everyone sees things a lot clearer.moreless
    • Crime and Punishment (1)
      Season 5 - Episode 13
      After receiving a phone call from the school, Dan is asked to come to speak with the principal, concerning DJ's offensive reading material, which turns out to be Darlene's comic. When it is uncovered that the reason for Jackie's mood swings is domestic violence, Dan sets off to deal with Fisher man to man and ends up being arrested.moreless
    • Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore
      Season 1 - Episode 20
      As a tornado spins through Lanford, a storm is brewing inside the Conner house over the whereabouts of Jackie who hasn't returned from her trip to the market.
    • Wait Till Your Father Gets Home
      Season 5 - Episode 16
      The death of their father takes a toll on all of the women in his life, from his mistress to his ex-wife and daughters. Roseanne decides to handle the arrangements until Jackie, who is having a melt-down, accuses her of driving their father away. After going through a sea of emotions, Roseanne steals away a last moment alone with her father, to let him know what an impact he had on her life.moreless
    • Like, a Virgin
      Season 3 - Episode 3
      Roseanne decides it's time to give Becky "the talk" when she sees that Becky is getting more and more attention from the boys. Yet it is Darlene that is kissing, and having a boyfriend, to her mom's surprise.
    • Let's Call It Quits
      Season 1 - Episode 23
      Roseanne has difficulty accepting new rules from a tough new supervisor at the factory. After he raises the cap on the quotas yet again, Roseanne approaches him to try and get him to ease off. The boss agrees, but he needs a favor from her, in return. They come to a temporary agreement that results in a permanent solution.moreless
    • BOO!
      Season 2 - Episode 7
      Roseanne celebrates Halloween. Roseanne and Dan compete to see who is the spookiest. Roseanne tries to bring the spirit of Halloween to Becky.
    • An Officer and a Gentleman
      Season 2 - Episode 15
      Roseanne is heading to visit her parents once again in Moleen. Jackie steps in as substitute mom and dazzles Dan with her housekeeping skills. Jackie is surprised to learn how Dan really thinks of her and that he remembers the first time they met.
    • It's a Boy!
      Season 5 - Episode 19
      Darlene and David approach the Conners to see if David can move in, because his mother is moving out of state. The answer is not what they wanted to hear, and Roseanne, feeling bad about it, decides to go talk to David's mom, and explain their decision. Upon arrival, she finds out that his mother knows nothing of the plans that David was trying to make, and she starts to hurl insults at everyone, from David to Darlene, Becky, and finally at Roseanne. When Roseanne witnesses the harsh emotional abuse that is heaped upon David, she has a change of heart.moreless
    • The Miracle
      Season 9 - Episode 19
      When Darlene gives birth to a very premature baby, the doctors offer very little hope for the child's survival. But Roseanne sets out to prove that love, affection and human contact are better than any medical treatment.
    • A Stash from the Past
      Season 6 - Episode 4
      Foreman Dan feels lower than low for getting tough with his employees at work, while Roseanne lectures David for getting high after she finds a stash of pot in the house. After getting a false confession out of David, who assumed it was Darlene's, Dan lets her know that the stash is indeed her own.moreless
    • Scenes from a Barbecue
      Season 3 - Episode 24
      The Connors celebrate Mother's Day with a barbecue with Roseanne's feisty grandmother.
    • Inherit the Wind
      Season 2 - Episode 1
      Roseanne tries her hand at telephone solicitation while trying to console Becky who had an embarrassing accident in front of the school council. Just as her speech was wrapping up, she broke wind. The whole school is talking about it, especially Darlene. Becky is mortified, and Roseanne tries to comfort her.moreless
    • One for the Road
      Season 2 - Episode 14
      Dan and Roseanne aren't home, but Becky is in charge. She invites her friend Dana over to do homework, and soon they need a break, and a drink from the Conner bar. Becky whips up a few 'Tornados' and the girls get drunk. A hung-over Becky is left to explain herself when Dana's mother comes asking questions the following day.moreless
    • Trick or Treat
      Season 3 - Episode 7
      Roseanne shows up dressed as a bearded lumberjack to a Halloween Party at the Lobo Lounge and spends the night "in character" as well as in costume.
    • Darlene Fades to Black
      Season 4 - Episode 4
      Darlene slips into a depressive state, leaving Roseanne and Dan wondering what is wrong, why she is wanting to wear only black, watch TV and be left alone. Dan gets a moped as a trade-in at the bike shop, and Becky has her sights set on having it. Dan and Roseanne have something different in mind.moreless
    • 12/4/90
      Since the girls continually break curfew, Dan and Roseanne celebrate the anniversary of their first lovemaking by revisiting the restaurant/hotel – and staying out very, very late, hoping to teach the girls a lesson, with the help of Officer Jackie.
    • A Bitter Pill to Swallow
      Season 4 - Episode 1
      Roseanne is stunned when Becky asks for advice about birth control.
    • The Wedding
      Season 8 - Episode 23
      Darlene's wedding day brings unexpected tears, joy and tenderness as Dan is finally able to express his love to Darlene and the young couple's wedding vows bring Roseanne to tears.
    • We Gather Together
      Season 2 - Episode 9
      On Thanksgiving Day, Jackie finally spills the news of her new job to her mother. The two of them end up the main event in a series of bickering and snickering that flows through the holiday feast. After everone is finished eating, and complaining about everyone else, Dan gets a huge shock, when he finds his father romancing Crystal.moreless
    • Like, a New Job
      Season 3 - Episode 4
      Despite her misgivings, Roseanne takes on a second job working in a coffee shop, leaving Dan in charge of the house. Jackie has to hold her back from interfering, when things that Dan does are unconventional, in Roseanne's book.
    • Homeward Bound
      Season 6 - Episode 7
      Darlene visits, making David realize how much he misses her; Roseanne urges Dan to have a man-to-man chat with D. J. after they discover he's been spending too much time behind locked doors.
    • Pretty in Black
      Season 5 - Episode 5
      Roseanne mortifies Darlene with a sweet sixteen party, then sends her off to her friends while the adults enjoy the festivities, which include a game of Truth or Dare; the Tildens move in next door; Darlene dyes her hair black to make Roseanne mad, but is shocked when Roseanne reacts differently.moreless
    • Terms of Estrangement (2)
      Season 5 - Episode 2
      Roseanne and Dan prepare to say goodbye to Becky, when she and Mark come back to gather some belongings, and head out to start their married life together.
    • Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore
      Season 3 - Episode 15
      Becky is sick of Roseanne always butting into her life and runs away from home to live with Jackie. Jackie is against it at first - but once she realizes what a big help Becky is, she begins to be more comfortable with Becky there with her.
    • The Dark Ages
      Season 5 - Episode 3
      The power company cuts off the Conners' power. Dan and Roseanne must look at Darlene in a new light after David spends the night in her room.
    • The Commercial Show
      Season 4 - Episode 19
      The Conners are sitting pretty for a TV ad for Rodbell's Luncheonette, but at home things get ugly between D.J. and Todd. Leon and Steven break up, and the Bowmans move back to Chicago.
    • Brain-Dead Poets Society
      Season 2 - Episode 10
      Darlene writes a poem in class that wins teacher recognition, and is asked to read it at an assembly in front of the parents and student body. Roseanne is so pleased that Darlene can write, and she is excited to go to the assembly. Darlene chooses not to go, opting to spend the evening at home with Dan, watching the game. Roseanne puts her foot down, and they go to the assembly, where Darlene strikes an emotional chord with all.moreless
    • Nightmare on Oak Street
      Season 1 - Episode 15
      The girls watch a slasher-horror film, and Roseanne has been losing sleep, due to what she believes are Darlene's re-occurring nightmares. When the truth is revealed, that the scary movie isn't behind the insomnia, Roseanne learns that Darlene is entering puberty.
    • Less is More
      Season 4 - Episode 16
      When Roseanne throws her back out again, she decides to visit the doctor. Jackie and Roseanne tell the doctor the history, and as Jackie is flirting away, Roseanne is spinning with confusion at the doctor's suggestion. After Roseanne claims to have tried everthing, to no avail, the doctor recommends a breast reduction.moreless
    • Everyone Comes to Jackie's
      Season 6 - Episode 16
      Jackie's house buzzes with activity as Roseanne tries to hide David from Dan. David was supposed to go back to his mother's but Roseanne convinced Jackie to let him stay for awhile. Dan has a hard time facing the truth, that he has been lied to.
    • This Old House
      Season 4 - Episode 18
      On a last visit to their childhood home, Roseanne and Jackie recall their adolescent years, causing Roseanne to reconsider a punishment for Darlene, who skipped school with David to attend a comic-book convention in Chicago.
    • Troubles with the Rubbles
      Season 3 - Episode 21
      The new wife next door, Kathy Bowman, looks down on Roseanne and complains that D.J. is a bad influence on her son Todd.
    • The Slice of Life
      Season 1 - Episode 18
      Becky is getting ready for a big slumber party, and Darlene is getting ready to pitch the big game. Darlene is extremely moody, and argues with Roseanne before slamming out of the house. After Roseanne gets a phone call that Darlene is under going emergency surgery, she becomes wrecked with guilt over the morning's fight.moreless
    • Aliens
      Season 4 - Episode 25
      As the luncheonette closes and the bike shop folds, D.J.'s scholastic achievement is the only light on the Conners' dim horizon.
    • Terms of Estrangement (1)
      Season 5 - Episode 1
      Dan and Roseanne have some adjustments to make, when the Bike shop and the Diner both go out of business, leaving Roseanne the sole wage earner. Becky takes the news hard, it means that Mark will have to leave town. After weighing their options, they decide to leave Lanford, and elope.moreless
    • Becky, Beds and Boys
      Season 3 - Episode 6
      Becky dates a boy her parents don’t like. Roseanne and Dan shop for a new bed.
    • Lovers' Lane
      Season 1 - Episode 6
      A Friday night of fun begins as Roseanne and her family travel to the bowling alley. Becky deals with the problems of most teenagers as she is interested in a boy at the bowling alley and is afraid of the embarrassment that might occur due to her mother. In the meantime Jackie and Booker raise the stakes in their friendly game of bowling.moreless
    • Bingo
      Season 4 - Episode 13
      It is Crystal's choice to choose where the gals' night out will be. Crystal chooses bingo and they all hate it. After Roseanne wins $50 playing bingo, she gets hooked on it. Becky and Darlene baby-sit Little Ed, but when Dan comes home its D.J. and Dan that end up taking care of the baby. Roseanne and Crystal get into a fight, but at the end they make up and Roseanne learn that Crystal is pregnant again.moreless
    • PMS, I Love You
      Season 3 - Episode 8
      Roseanne's PMS and Dan's birthday coincide on the same day. Dan would rather avoid it by going out fishing. Darlene tells Dan the lake is frozen but comes up with another excuse by saying that he is going bowling. His family insists on throwing a surprise party. So, he struggles through her hormones and mood changes, hoping to make it through to see another day.moreless
    • Thanksgiving '91
      Season 4 - Episode 10
      Thanksgiving brings four generations together to cope with a surprise announcement from Bev.
    • The Driver's Seat
      Season 6 - Episode 11
      Leon convinces Jackie and Nancy to open the restaurant for breakfast, causing Roseanne to fear he is planning to force her out. Roseanne's car is stolen -- by DJ, and her violent reaction frightens her that she may repeat the pattern of her own abuse as a child, while Dan blames her anger on work stress.moreless
    • Bird is the Word
      Season 3 - Episode 9
      Becky is suspended for allegedly making an obscene gesture in her class photo – which makes her suddenly popular at school – but Roseanne is the one called into the principal's office.
    • Don't Make Me Over
      Season 4 - Episode 24

      The girls take Roseanne to the Beauty Box for Mother's Day in hopes of convincing her to let them attend a weekend rock concert.

    • Heart & Soul
      Season 8 - Episode 24
      Roseanne tries to hold it together at the hospital, as Dan tries to hang on to his life after suffering a heart attack at Darlene's wedding. She takes charge, and tries to keep things running smooth, even though her heart is broken and she is scared to death. DJ is the hero, as he revived Dan when he fell over, by performing CPR on him until the paramedics arrived.moreless
    • Death and Stuff
      Season 1 - Episode 21
      During the family's busy weekend activities, a door-to-door salesman drops by -- and then drops dead in the Conner kitchen. Meanwhile, they are expecting company, potential buyers for the washer and dryer, and the coroner is taking his time getting the body out of the Conner kitchen.
    • Lies My Father Told Me
      Season 6 - Episode 21
      Roseanne helps Dan understand his dad's lying about his mom's mental state.
    • 12/15/92
      A Christmas Eve snowstorm scatters the Conners. Roseanne and Jackie are trapped at the Luch Box with Bev and Nana Mary. Dan and DJ are left to cook dinner at home with Nancy and Marla. Meanwhile, Darlene is stuck at David's house following a fight. She soon learns the truth about David's home life when his mother shows up drunk and heaping abuse on him for no reason, bringing an embarrassed David to tears.moreless
    • Santa Claus
      Season 4 - Episode 12
      Roseanne talks Leon into letting her play Santa Claus at the mall -- and hears something she wishes she hadn't from one of the kids' mothers, who turns out to be Darlene's new friend and confidante.
    • Home-Ec
      Season 3 - Episode 16
      Darlene is embarrassed when Roseanne gives Darlene's home economics class a supermarket lesson in real-life family budgeting; D.J. has to deal with a bully.
    • Deliverance
      Season 4 - Episode 22
      A pregnant Crystal snaps at everyone in sight, then goes into labor with Dan coaching her in the delivery room; Roseanne and Bonnie feud over who should replace Leon as the new manager of the coffee shop; and Darlene delivers a message to David to quit crowding her.
    • Party Politics
      Season 6 - Episode 3
      Tired of David and Darlene's separation, Roseanne plots to reunite them, bringing Darlene home for the weekend. Once she finds that Roseanne had this planned, she teams up with DJ, to help him master ditching school, Darlene style.
    • Skeleton in the Closet
      Season 7 - Episode 6
      Leon outdoes himself hosting a Halloween soirée with the Lunch Box clan and a bevy of his gay friends, many of whom seem to know Fred – intimately. Meanwhile, Jackie and Roseanne visit Bev's hairdresser and become convinced that she wears a wig.
    • Thanksgiving '94
      Season 7 - Episode 10
      Thanksgiving is a real turkey at the Conner household when Roseanne gets alarming medical news she can't confirm with the pre-natal clinic, and Nana Mary arrives with a feeble husband on her arm -- then upsets Bev by discussing the two abortions Nana Mary had years ago.
    • The Little Sister
      Season 2 - Episode 2
      Jackie takes umbrage at Roseanne's remarks about her career ambitions when she reveals that she has enrolled in police academy; Becky gets caught reading Dan's girlie magazine.
    • Her Boyfriend's Back
      Season 3 - Episode 20
      Frustrated because her parents can't afford the car she wants, Becky and her boyfriend Mark borrow Dan's treasured motorcyle against his orders which results in a "no talking war" between Dan and Becky. Dan realizes that they can't have this go on forever and has a talk with Becky.
    • Promises, Promises
      Season 5 - Episode 22
      It's prom night for Darlene and David, and after some coaxing, Darlene agrees to go. She has a surprise for David that she announces midway through the night, that she has rented a motel room for their "first time". Meanwhile, Roger enters the Conners' lives, offering up a huge business proposition to both Dan and Chuck, that will either make-or-break their financial standings.moreless
    • Be My Baby
      Season 6 - Episode 5
      Roseanne has been trying to get pregnant for months, but has had no luck. Jackie drops a bomb on the situation, by announcing her own pregnancy with Fred after a one night stand. Jackie's news seems to hold consequence for Dan, Roseanne decides that she can't be pregnant while Jackie is.moreless
    • Sleeper
      Season 7 - Episode 5
      David has to move in with D.J. when the basement is flooded, which irritates him to no end. After David admits to having had an erotic dream to Becky, she assumes that he is dreaming of her, which infuriates Mark. After Mark goes after David, it is revealed that the dream was about Mrs. Conner, NOT Becky, causing embarrassment to all.moreless
    • Lies
      Season 4 - Episode 21
      Roseanne freaks out when she learns that Rodbell's employees must take a lie detector test to find out who has been stealing from the restaurant; Darlene bypasses Roseanne for advice about her beau.
    • My Name is Bev
      Season 7 - Episode 14
      After Bev is charged with drunken driving, Jackie and Roseanne accompany her to a mandatory court ordered AA meeting, where she decides that she is indeed an alcoholic. Later that day, there is a Superbowl party at Roseanne's and Jackie shows up with Bev unexpectedly. Roseanne instructs the house full of people not to drink the full keg that is there, because Bev might be tempted, and then she leaves. After all of Dan's friends leave except Fred & Jackie, Dan takes the party out into the garage, where the keg is, leaving Bev inside alone on the couch.moreless
    • Hair
      Season 2 - Episode 17
      Crystal recommends Roseanne for a job at the beauty shop that she frequents, doing the same tasks that she does at home for free. Roseanne is hesitant, but once interviewed, is persuaded into the position by the shop owner. After a short time on the job, she is given a raise, and more responsibility.moreless
    • Kansas City, Here We Come
      Season 4 - Episode 11
      Roseanne and Jackie go to Kansas City to visit their father's mistress; Dan intends to beat up Becky's obnoxious boss.
    • Body by Jake
      Season 6 - Episode 23
      Bev moves in after breaking her pelvis at the retirement home, blaming Dan for not safeproofing her shower; then Roseanne discovers that it happened while Bev and Jake were having sex. Fred pops the question to Jackie...just NOT the one she was hoping for.
    • Dances with Darlene
      Season 3 - Episode 23
      Roseanne tries to convince Darlene to wear something feminine to a big school dance -- but she'd rather attract attention for her softball skills.
    • Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down
      Season 4 - Episode 6
      Roseanne is on pins & needles, convinced that Kathy Bowman will take revenge for the Halloween prank she played on her; Jackie flirts with a moose at the Lodge costume party only to discover that it's former boyfriend Booker.
    • Goodbye, Mr. Right
      Season 3 - Episode 5
      After Police Officer Jackie gets slightly injured, Gary says he's tired of always worrying about her and wants her to quit her job on the force. Meanwhile, Becky and Darlene find something disturbing under D.J.'s bed that makes them believe he's a complete psycho.
    • No Talking
      Season 2 - Episode 12
      Becky is tired of being treated like a child. Roseanne feels the need to intervene.
    • Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker
      Season 4 - Episode 3
      After a night out on the town drinking, Jackie awakens and is horrified to find that she has slept with Arnie. Dan invites Leon home for the weekly poker game; D.J. trades his comics for a dog, and Roseanne spends all of her time trying to give the dog back to a woman with endless excuses.moreless
    • Tolerate Thy Neighbor
      Season 4 - Episode 5
      Roseanne's new neighbors the Bowmans are out of town, and Roseanne watches as a truck pulls up,and men start to load up some of their belongings. Roseanne, envious that they are "donating" their nice things, grabs a token for herself. Upon their return, the Bowmans are furious that they had been Roseanne watched and did nothing.moreless
    • Labor Day
      Season 6 - Episode 19
      Jackie is due to give birth, and has to choose between Fred and Roseanne to accompany her to the delivery room. Fred is the choice, but Roseanne is with Jackie when labor begins, and stalls too long to call Fred to the hospital.
    • Good Girls, Bad Girls
      Season 5 - Episode 10

      When Darlene's favorite rock band Daisy Chainsaw is playing a concert in nearby Rockford, she begs Roseanne to let her go. The one who holds the tickets, is the least likely of choices to go with....Molly. After a lot of convincing, Roseanne reluctantly gives in, to Dan's displeasure. Darlene misses curfew when she is abandoned at the concert by Molly, who takes off with strange boys to party.

    • Confessions
      Season 3 - Episode 12
      Bev pays a surprise visit to Roseanne's, and she tricks Jackie into coming over for a share of the torture. Jackie arrives, expecting movies and chocolate, but is instead greeted by Bev's voice. As their visit drags on, they take a walk down memory lane, and Roseanne is crushed to hear that Bev thought that Jackie always had more potential than the ordinary Roseanne.moreless
    • Another Mouth to Shut Up
      Season 8 - Episode 20
      Just weeks after their hot night in Disney World, Darlene drops a proposal -- and a surprise announcement: she's pregnant -- on David, whose major life changes seem to be happening all in one day.
    • Becky's Choice
      Season 1 - Episode 17
      Bachelor 1 or Bachelor 2? Becky must decide between her first crush, Chip, and the infamous "Tongue Bandit". The decision worsens when Roseanne & Dan invite Chip's parents over for a family dinner. Later on, Becky is caught with the other guy in the backyard.
    • 10/20/92
      Denied a loan to open the restaurant, Roseanne must turn to her mother, who has a different solution to her money woes. Darlene catches D.J. peeping at neighbor Molly. she sets up a trap to teach him a lesson, and gets a lesson herself about the peeper.
    • Construction Junction
      Season 8 - Episode 16
      When Dan's buddies show up with a great new job prospect for the old crew, Dan is confused as to what to do. Should he continue on at the garage, or make a bid on a huge construction job, that would make him & his friends a lot of money. Meanwhile, Jackie gets hooked upto the internet, and reluctantly starts to surf. Ultimately, David needs to intervene to pry her away from the screen.moreless
    • David vs. Goliath
      Season 6 - Episode 15
      Guilt and Roseanne's slavedriving push David to confess to Dan that he was living with Darlene in Chicago. Dan punches a hole in the wall, and throws him out; straight to Jackie's. Jackie refuses to take money for the baby from Fred, so Roseanne devises a plan. Roseanne and Becky try to pressure Dan to hire Mark.moreless
    • Dan's Birthday Bash
      Season 1 - Episode 9
      Happy Birthday Dan! Roseanne and the kids surprise Dan with an extensive birthday breakfast. Later on in the evening, Roseanne throws Dan a party at the Lobo. During the party Dan comes close to being violent but is stopped by Roseanne. Afraid that he will look like a wimp Dan vows that he will beat up the billiards bully the next time he sees him. Becky is invited to Chip's for a dinner.moreless
    • April Fool's Day
      Season 2 - Episode 22
      It's tax season and Roseanne and Dan are contemplating how they can make the process easier. Dan stresses out as he cannot figure how to fill out the tax document. Roseanne tries her hand at the package but ends up traveling to the IRS office with Dan.
    • Fender Bender
      Season 2 - Episode 21
      Roseanne's station wagon is hit by a luxury car that belongs to the rich Mrs. Wellman. Roseanne gets a slight injury from the incident and soon realizes that this is her chance to get some money out of Mrs. Wellman.
    • Halloween IV
      Season 5 - Episode 7
      Roseanne sends everyone to a party while she stays home -- and is visited by the ghosts of Halloween past, present, and future. To teach her a lesson about the Halloween spirit.
    • Thanksgiving '93
      Season 6 - Episode 10
      The Connors' dysfunctional-family Thanksgiving finds Becky preparing the bird, Dan and Mark duking it out, and an absent-minded Nana Mary revealing Bev's secret about her marriage.
    • Life and Stuff
      Season 1 - Episode 1
      Roseanne and Dan, parents of a low income family, deal with the trials and tribulations of suburban domesticity. Roseanne must keep her sanity while keeping her family together and dealing with her troubling daughter, Darlene.
    • The Test
      Season 3 - Episode 1
      The family is on pins and needles when Roseanne thinks that she is pregnant again, each member voicing their unwanted opinion to her one by one. As the clock ticks away, waiting five minutes for the test result seems like an eternity. Meanwhile Becky is growing impatient, waiting for Dan to give her a driving lesson.moreless
    • I'm Hungry
      Season 2 - Episode 18
      Roseanne and Dan get to the point of no return when they realize they need to loose some weight. Roseanne takes charge and makes a point to put strict restrictions on what the two should and should not eat. Roseanne must put aside the temptations.
    • Halloween V
      Season 6 - Episode 6
      Halloween at the diner becomes complicated when Nancy complains that Dan doesn't like her, and Roseanne discovers that Darlene and David are each dating other.
    • Two Down, One to Go
      Season 6 - Episode 1
      Roseanne is devastated when Darlene decides that she doesn't want her to take her to school in Chicago. After a big blow out, it is decided that she will drive her, and ends up staying the night in her new apartment. The two stay up late talking about personal things for the first time, bringing a new aspect to their relationship.moreless
    • Chicken Hearts
      Season 2 - Episode 13
      Roseanne strains to treat her 17-year-old boss with respect so she can have weekends off to be with her family.
    • Fights and Stuff
      Season 8 - Episode 25
      Dan returns home from hospital with orders from the doctor for a new diet regime -- and strict orders from Roseanne about changing his lifestyle. When things aren't as easy as he thought, he begins to sneak a little on the side where diet is concerned.
    • Mommy Nearest
      Season 5 - Episode 4
      Roseanne and Jackie are stunned when their mother hands each of them a check for ten thousand dollars, to do with what they like. Bev then announces she is moving to Lanford, that causes a series of arguements. Jackie agonizes over dating Fisher, a perfect but much, much younger man.
    • Mall Story
      Season 1 - Episode 16
      It's time for the annual Landford Mall-A-Thon and Roseanne and her gang are ready to scout out the deals and spend a lovely Saturday in retail heaven. Roseanne takes her family as she realizes Dan needs new shoes, Becky needs a dress, and Roseanne just needs a day to escape work. Jackie conversesmoreless
    • Daughters and Other Strangers
      Season 5 - Episode 25
      Roseanne is worried that Darlene is going to leave to go to school in Chicago, and has decided to guard her every move. When she is going through her room, she finds her bank book with a sizeable deposit taken out, and assumes the worst. Meanwhile, George moves into the neighborhood, and decides that DJ is his new best friend, which drives DJ crazy.moreless
    • Valentine's Day
      Season 3 - Episode 17
      Roseanne is mad at Dan for forgetting Valentine's Day, so he winds up full-figure lingerie shopping; and Darlene's upset when a boy she likes asks out Becky instead.
    • Stressed to Kill
      Season 4 - Episode 9
      Becky gets into hot water for helping Darlene with a school assignment; trying to stop smoking cold-turkey has Roseanne frazzled, as does working two jobs.
    • Nine is Enough
      Season 7 - Episode 1
      Dan is told to shave his arm pits to treat a cyst, and EVERYONE finds out his little secret, to his horror. Jackie and Fred have issues over the baby sharing their bed, when he has his own crib, prompting Jackie to take a stand....on over to Roseanne's. Mark & Becky are given the boot, and Roseanne reveals that it is NOT the flu that is making her sick...moreless
    • 9/19/95
      Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.
    • Dear Mom and Dad
      Season 1 - Episode 22
      An unannounced visit by Roseanne's parents has the Conner house in an uproar. Dan and Jackie are pushing a usually outspoken Roseanne to stick up for herself, because she is now at a loss for words. Hostility and stir-craziness abound, but the biggest shock comes when Bev announces that they are moving to Lanford.moreless
    • Saturday
      Season 1 - Episode 10
      A Saturday at the Conners means chilling out at relaxing but Dan believes he can conquer fixing the truck while relaxing. Roseanne & Dan place a friendly wager to see if Dan and the gang can fix the truck in the afternoon.
    • Tooth or Consequences
      Season 5 - Episode 24
      Dan accidentally knocks one of Roseanne's front teeth out, and realizes that he needs to find steady employment to obtain an insurance plan to fix it. Meanwhile, she goes to work at the diner without her tooth, and gets a visit from the new health inspector, who turns out to be an old friend (Leon). Darlene and David both get their decion letters from the Art schools they applied to.moreless
    • Rear Window
      Season 7 - Episode 13
      The Conners get an eyeful from their elderly neighbors who enjoy being nudists. Pretty soon, they can't put their binoculars down, so they decide to ask them to put up a privacy hedge, or draw the curtains. After having them over for a discussion, the neighbors tell the Conners that they are sick people for watching, and decide to put the hedge up. Meanwhile, Mark is so concerned with David's interest in Becky, and the time that they spend together having coffee and talking, that he enlists the help of Darlene.moreless
    • Secrets
      Season 4 - Episode 23
      Mark turns to alcohol to solve his problems with Becky, and Dan lies to Roseanne about the boy's drunken, reckless evening at the Lobo Lounge to cover both their tracks.
    • Altar Egos
      Season 6 - Episode 25
      Egos clash when Jackie and Fred can't make a decision about their marriage. Fred is having what Dan calls"the moment of clarity" – a case of the jitters that affects some men just before the big day. But what's really bothering Fred is his belief that Jackie has feelings for someone she sees almost every day and whom she is always "asking to come over and fix stuff" – none other than Dan.moreless
    • Workin' Overtime
      Season 1 - Episode 19
      The Wellman Plastics group is growing tired as Booker continues to lengthen the worker's shifts due to quotas, factory mistakes, etc. Roseanne, queen of the group, cannot take it any longer. When Roseanne completes another long day of work and comes home to the everyday craziness, she must escape and take a breather.moreless
    • The White Sheep of the Family
      Season 8 - Episode 13
      After the Conners receive a small inheritance from their great Aunt Harriet, they decide to all go out to a nice dinner, with their limits already set, until Darlene unexpectedly pops in. Meanwhile, DJ is contemplating what to spend his own personal inheritance from great aunt Harriet on, since he received $500. Darlene spends her visit home alienating the family and hurling insults, until the family finally bites back.moreless
    • Guilt by Disassociation
      Season 2 - Episode 3
      Roseanne gets her hopes up when she is referred by a friend for an office job, that would allow her to quit the telemarketing job that she hates. After a quick interview, she lands the job--But the celebration is short lived, when the offer is revoked due to her lack of computer knowledge.moreless
    • Playing with Matches
      Season 5 - Episode 21
      When DJ spies Molly planting a kiss on David, he tells Darlene, who promptly breaks up with him. When David tries to explain the kiss was one-sided, Darlene breaks down, crying on her bed, to David's surprise. They have a heart to heart about their feelings, and the Molly issue. Meanwhile, Bev has made a new friend that she likes a lot more than Dan does. Jake enters her life, as her new beau.moreless
    • Busted
      Season 6 - Episode 14
      Dan takes it upon himself to get Mark & Becky talking again, after a major arguement. He heads over to his buddy's house to try and talk him into coming home, and ends up falling in love with the bachelor pad. Roseanne takes a crack at it, and discovers that David is living with Darlene in Chicago. Mark and Roseanne take an unplanned road trip.moreless
    • White Trash Christmas
      Season 6 - Episode 12
      Roseanne and Dan snub the neighborhood association by putting up gaudy Christmas decorations, and become furious with Becky when she gives the check they have given her for college to Mark and takes a job as a waitress in a tacky bar.
    • Past Imperfect
      Season 6 - Episode 20
      When Dan's father misses an alimony payment, Roseanne reluctantly agrees to cover it. Fred asks Jackie about her sexual history, and is shocked when her past is steamier than he could imagine.
    • D-I-V-O-R-C-E
      Season 1 - Episode 3
      It's Two for One Tuesday at the Landford Inn and Roseanne is planning a reservation. Dan, although not particularly happy, agrees to go with Roseanne to a nice dinner for two. While at the dinner, Roseanne & Dan discover an interesting piece of news about their old friend Patsy.
    • White Men Can't Kiss
      Season 7 - Episode 9
      Roseanne is busy finishing up a costume for DJ's part in the school play, when he comes in and says that he quit the part. After he is asked why, DJ explains that the kissing of a black girl turns him away from the role. Roseanne and Dan are forced to look at their own feelings about race when several problems arise from DJ's decision.moreless
    • Girl Talk
      Season 7 - Episode 4
      After the women in Dan, Mark, and Fred's lives talk to them about their friend's sex lives (or lack of), the men feel uncomfortable with the new secrets that they hold. After a discussion opens up about their bedroom activities, they all spill the beans about each other's functions & disfunctions...and realize that they know too much & have gone too far.moreless
    • The Birds and the Frozen Bees
      Season 7 - Episode 24
      Roseanne has a bee in her bonnet over the possibility that David may like another girl better than Darlene -- who risks losing him if she doesn't take her mom's advice and act fast. After a lot of prodding, Darlene tells David how she really feels, and they reconcile.
    • Fathers and Daughters
      Season 2 - Episode 23
      In an attempt to bond with their daughters, Dan goes clothes shopping with Becky, and Roseanne watches basketball with Darlene.
    • Ladies' Choice
      Season 5 - Episode 8
      Nancy takes Roseanne and Jackie by surprise with the announcement that she and Marla are lovers; Bev announces she is moving into a Lanford retirement center, which leaves Roseanne feeling over the hill.
    • 1/8/91
      Dan's visiting father astonishes everyone by announcing his plans to marry Crystal.
    • Don't Make Room for Daddy
      Season 6 - Episode 17
      Dan advises Fred to obtain legal custody of his and Jackie's unborn child in the heat of anger. Fred takes the advice seriously, and follows through. Jackie goes into hysterics when served with the paperwork, and Roseanne is on the warpath. Dan is hiding the fact that was the one who gave out the advice.moreless
    • Take My Bike ... Please!
      Season 4 - Episode 2
      Roseanne and Dan open up shop at Lanford Custom Cycle, but selling a bike proves an exhausting challenge, as does keeping the household fine-tuned with Becky in charge.
    • It was Twenty Years Ago Today
      Season 5 - Episode 20
      For their anniversary, Roseanne drops her inhibitions, and poses in a sexy photo for Dan. Dan, stuck for ideas, decides to "go big" and has Roseanne's wedding ring upgraded without her knowledge. To get the extra money, he takes on a second job during the evenings, and one of the evenings happens to be on their anniversary.moreless
    • Breakin' Up is Hard to Do
      Season 4 - Episode 17
      Roseanne and Dan breathe a sigh of relief when Becky breaks up with Mark.
    • Vegas, Vegas (2)
      Season 4 - Episode 8
      When a tipsy Roseanne and Nancy show up at the night club that Wayne Newton is performing at, they unknowingly start to heckle him. When Dan tries to tell Roseanne that the REAL Wayne is on stage, she nearly gets them all thrown out with her sarcastic remarks. The following day, a hungover Roseanne is set to remarry Dan in a surprise given to them by newlyweds Nancy and Arnie.moreless
    • The Mommy's Curse
      Season 6 - Episode 2
      Brutally honest Roseanne suffers the consequences after telling Bev that she's had her fill of her at the Lunch Box. Bev agrees for once, and sells her share of the diner to Leon. Meanwhile, Jackie jumps back into the dating arena, deciding to give Fred a shot.
    • I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep
      Season 6 - Episode 22
      Darlene discovers that D.J. has been sneaking off after to school to attend church; D.J. gives Roseanne a hard time about morals when she accepts a mistaken delivery of a second stove at the diner.
    • Don't Ask, Don't Tell
      Season 6 - Episode 18
      Roseanne is the life of the party at a gay bar, until Nancy's new girlfriend plants a disturbing kiss on her. Becky's old flame gives Mark reason to distrust Becky.
    • Second Time Around
      Season 3 - Episode 22
      Roseanne helps Crystal with her Lamaze classes; Dan's near-fatal accident at work makes D.J. follow him obsessively; Dan and Roseanne sit up all night doing their wills, and Jackie is offended that she doesn't get custody of the kids.
    • Stand on Your Man
      Season 5 - Episode 9
      It is Grand Opening Day at the Lunch Box, the diner that Roseanne, Jackie, Nancy and Bev have started together. After a long opening day, Roseanne is closing up shop, when a crazed man scares her. Realizing that they need protection, the ladies enroll in a self defense course. Nancy fends off Arnie, who wants her back even more, now that he knows that she is a lesbian.moreless
    • Dream Lover
      Season 3 - Episode 10
      Roseanne is awakened by a moaning and sighing Dan, and wakes him up to demand to know what he is dreaming about. Dan ill-advisedly tells Roseanne he's having dreams of a mysterious, and oddly homely, other woman.
    • Lobocop
      Season 2 - Episode 11
      The Conners' romance suffers when Roseanne takes a second job to make ends meet.
    • We're in the Money
      Season 1 - Episode 2
      They're in the money. Dan brings home some extra cash which leads the family to consider how they will spend the cash. After considering being responsible, the couple secretly make purchases based on their own desires. 
    • Language Lessons
      Season 1 - Episode 4
      Dan is irritated with Jackie and her meddling ways. Anything that she says is grating on his nerves, so when she says that his "special chili" is bland, he loses it. Roseanne is caught in the middle, as the two of them pull her in each direction for support. The arguing explodes, and Roseanne is left to straighten it all out.moreless
    • Maybe Baby
      Season 7 - Episode 11
      As Roseanne awaits the results from an amniocentisis, she is biting at everyone over their opinions, which she deems unimportant. Dan tries his best to fit into the resolution, and comfort a worried Roseanne, but things just keep going against him. DJ is the one that steps up to the plate and offers his assurance that no matter what happens with the test results, he will be there to help her. A celebration ensues after the doctor reveals a mistake in the test, but is short lived when another fight starts up.moreless
    • Punch and Jimmy
      Season 7 - Episode 8
      A surprise visit by Roseanne and Jackie to meet Jimmy reveals more than they expected, when they arrive at Darlene's apartment. Meanwhile, back at home, Dan is confronted with DJ getting bullied at school, and not knowing how to defend himself. He attempts to teach him to box, but ends up making him cry, and a frustrated DJ takes his anger out on an unexpecting David.moreless
    • Into That Good Night (2)
      Season 9 - Episode 24
      Roseanne, family, and friends celebrate the new baby; Darlene decides to move back into the Conner home; Mark and Becky are going to have a child. The series closes with Roseanne's infamous monologue.
    • Father's Day
      Season 1 - Episode 14
      Dan's father shows up bearing gifts, and all are thrilled to see him, except Dan himself. As the visit drags on for them, the insults are hurled in Dan's direction and Roseanne steps in between the two of them to deflect any further damage. Dan sees his father's philosophy of "Work smart, not hard" as a direct put-down on his life, while his father sees it as caring advice.moreless
    • Vegas (1)
      Season 4 - Episode 7
      Arnie decides to wed Nancy in Las Vegas, inviting Dan and Roseanne to stand up for them.
    • The Wedding
      Season 3 - Episode 14
      Against Dan's wishes, Roseanne forges ahead with wedding preparations, with Crystal revealing she's pregnant with Ed's child.
    • The Pied Piper of Lanford
      Season 3 - Episode 25

      Dan and Roseanne commit to opening a motorcycle shop with a free-spirited old friend who gets cold feet at the last minute.

    • Lanford Daze
      Season 5 - Episode 15
      As a punishment for vandalizing the "Lunch Box", with dead cow chalk outlines on the sidewalk, Darlene is to serve the meat product at the county fair. When country music star Loretta Lynn shows up for a loose meat sandwich, Darlene refuses to serve her, until Roseanne steps in. Meanwhile, Dan takes a sales job at the fair.moreless
    • The Back Story
      Season 4 - Episode 15
      After Roseanne throws her back out, Bev arrives to help out -- and to spoil her grandchildren.
    • The Clip Show: All About Rosey (2)
      Season 7 - Episode 20
      The "Sitcom Moms Welcome Wagon" visits Roseanne, and she is flocked with advice and finger pointing good times as she remembers past episodes in her kitchen. Moms from 'Leave it to Beaver', The Wonder Years', The Jeffersons', and more blasts from the past join in on advising Roseanne on proper television etiquette.moreless
    • Single Married Female
      Season 7 - Episode 18
      In Roseanne's absence, Dan gets unexpected advice from David after discovering a scandalous secret concerning Jackie.
    • The Blaming of the Shrew
      Season 7 - Episode 23
      Dan puts his foot down when D.J. allows a pushy vixen to boss him around, while Roseanne enjoys the girl and her attitude. When D.J. starts to get into trouble at school over this relationship, Roseanne puts her foot down. Jackie and Fred see a Psychologist (Ellen Degeneres) to help resolve anger issues.moreless
    • The Monday Thru Friday Show
      Season 1 - Episode 12
      Dan and Roseanne disagree about where to spend a romantic 15th anniversary; Becky refuses to dissect a frog in biology class; Darlene finds her paper route more than she can handle.
    • Vegas Interruptus
      Season 3 - Episode 19
      Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan go on their long-awaited trip to see Wayne Newton perform in Las Vegas. While Dan and Roseanne are gone, Becky and Darlene have a party and the boy that asked out Becky instead of Darlene apologizes. Darlene accepts his apology. Dan and Roseanne do not end up going to their trip to Las Vegas due to bad weather and Roseanne does get back to her job a few hours late. When Roseanne arrives at the luncheonette, Leon tells Roseanne that the only thing she has to do to get her job back is to ask him, she does and she gets her job back.moreless
    • Snoop Davey Dave
      Season 7 - Episode 3
      In an effort to keep Darlene from returning to college and her new love life, david tells Roseanne that she is using drugs. After a confrontation, she admits to experimenting, and nothing more. That is enough for Roseanne to keep her home where she is under lock & key at all times. She must prove to her parents that she can be trusted, and that David is just a scorned ex.moreless
    • Isn't It Romantic?
      Season 6 - Episode 24
      Fred asks Roseanne how to propose to Jackie, then uses hints from Jackie's favorite soap opera; an enraged Roseanne demands romance from Dan, then turns to fantasy; Mark and David struggle with the concepts of feminism.
    • Canoga Time
      Season 1 - Episode 11
      Dan can't bear to part with the "junk" Roseanne wants to donate to a rummage sale, so Roseanne proposes a deal. Darlene forges a passing grade on her report card, and tries to pass it off, to no avail.
    • 5/24/95
      A Gilligan's Island fantasy plays into the season finale, which finds Dan torn between pleasing Roseanne and building a boat for a future adventure. Dan becomes the Skipper, Leon becomes Mr Howell, Bev becomes Mrs Howell, Jackie becomes Gilligan, Darlene becomes Mary Ann, and Roseanne becomes Ginger, and then just the opposite.moreless
    • Lost Youth
      Season 7 - Episode 17
      Jealousies mount between David and Mark over vulnerable Lunch Box waitress Stacy, whom David asks to pose for a wall mural in the diner; Jackie complains to Fred that their lovemaking needs a shot in the arm, even though he likes it just the way it is.
    • House of Grown-Ups
      Season 2 - Episode 5

      Roseanne feels abandoned when Jackie leaves for the police academy.

    • Radio Days
      Season 1 - Episode 5
      When a local radio station offers a country western song writing contest, Dan digs through trash to find Roseanne's treasure. Dan finds one of Roseanne's poems that could be the perfect fit for the contest. In the meantime, Becky and Darlene fight over their room space, while Booker chases down Jackie.moreless
    • We're Going to Disney World (1)
      Season 8 - Episode 17
      The family goes hog wild with excitement -- and with plans to travel to Disney World -- when Dan brings home his final paycheck from the Lanford City Garage.
    • To Tell the Truth
      Season 2 - Episode 20
      Roseanne's meddling results in silence between the sisters, but Jackie has exciting news to share.
    • Homecoming
      Season 6 - Episode 9
      Becky and Mark return home for Dan's high school football team's 20th anniversary party. It soon becomes apparent that there's trouble in paradise, so Roseanne schemes to break them up.
    • 1/2/96
      Roseanne and Jackie take jobs demonstrating new products at a supermarket. Their sibling rivalry soon kicks into high gear, when they are giving out the products to sample. After Roseanne gets beat by Jackie at every turn, the competition turns into a food fight.
    • Two for One
      Season 7 - Episode 2
      When Jackie tells on Darlene for being at a motel in the middle of the day, Roseanne thinks that she has caught her and David lying about their sex life. Upon confronting them, secrets start to come to light about Darlene's new love life, that doesn't involve David, who says he is "o.k" with the arrangement. Darlene was at the motel, but with Jimmy, a new boyfriend that she met in college, shocking Roseanne and breaking David's heart.moreless
    • Let Them Eat Junk
      Season 8 - Episode 2
      Jackie chews out Roseanne for feeding baby Andy junk food; D.J. spends a picture-perfect day observing what makes Dan tick after Dan becomes upset to discover D.J.'s only photo of him shows him sitting drinking beer -- pretty much what makes him tick.
    • Bridge Over Troubled Sonny
      Season 1 - Episode 13
      Crystal struggles to cope with the death of her husband, who is buried in the bridge that Jackie drove them over on the way to work. Roseanne struggles with the secret that she knows about Sonny, that she wants to tell Crystal. Darlene decides it's cool to smoke, until Roseanne finds her pack of cigarettes.moreless
    • Sisters
      Season 7 - Episode 16
      Fred tells Jackie to keep DJ away from their house for awhile, because he is getting on his nerves, Jackie is put in the middle of her two favorite people. Jackie decides to tell Roseanne that it was her idea, rather than cause a problem for her and Fred, causing a huge argument between the two sisters. Dan lies to both of his daughters to get them together for Roseanne's birthday celebration.moreless
    • All of Me
      Season 2 - Episode 19
      Roseanne doesn't share Jackie's enthusiasm for the exciting new man in her life.
    • Home for the Holidays
      Season 9 - Episode 12
      After a long stay in California with his mother, Dan returns home for Christmas and he, Roseanne and the rest of the family begin to realize how fortunate they are to have each other and how much they have to be thankful for as the old year ends. The only thing is that Dan seems a little distant, and uncomfortable around Roseanne.moreless
    • The Parenting Trap
      Season 7 - Episode 12
      Dan is set to handle a problem that DJ is having in school, but doesn't know how to go about it. Mark steps up with an insight to the problem to save the day. Roseanne, finding out that the problem is puberty-related, decides to put her own personal "growing up" story into the mix, instead of letting Dan handle it on his own as promised. DJ runs from the room terrorized, and Roseanne was left with breaking her deal with Dan to let him deal with DJ without meddling.moreless
    • Happy Birthday
      Season 2 - Episode 24
      Roseanne, although only turning 37, feels like she's hit the end of the road in her life. Always wanting to be a writer, Roseanne wishes this Birthday that she had more time to jot down her thoughts. Dan and the kids surprise Roseanne with her own small writing studio.
    • Follow the Son
      Season 7 - Episode 7
      D.J. wants out of his busboy job at the Lunch Box, and David wants to discourage Darlene's moving in with her new squeeze Jimmy. He acts like an old friend of Darlene's, who knows a little too much about her past, and lets Jimmy in on it. However, Jimmy takes Davids interest in their relationship as a personal interest in HIM. Darlene finds out about their side relationship, and puts her foot down.moreless
    • Becky Howser, M.D.
      Season 8 - Episode 14
      Mark tries to help a depressed Becky, by inviting the friends and family over for a surprise get together. That is his way of cheering her up. Roseanne talks to her at the party, as everything is going wrong, and she admits that she wants more out of life. Roseanne supports that decision, unaware that Becky's plans for change--include her marital status.moreless
    • The Memory Game
      Season 1 - Episode 7
      Dan has a photographer coming over to the house to take a family portrait for his upcoming high school reunion newsletter. Everyone is dressed up and ready, when Jackie 'spills the beans' that Dan had cheated on Roseanne long ago with her nemesis. The smiles soon turn to tears and glares, as the picture is snapped.moreless
    • Here's to Good Friends
      Season 1 - Episode 8
      Crystal chases down pink squirrels to pass the time she spends thinking of herself negatively. Roseanne & Jackie take their friend out to show her she is a good soul however she needs to stop letting people walk all over her. Meanwhile, Darlene is stuck at home doing a report for her American history class while the rest of the family watches football.moreless
    • Of Ice and Men
      Season 5 - Episode 11
      D.J. takes up hockey and Jackie and Fisher deal with relationship issues that result in a break up - sort of.
    • The Clip Show: All About Rosey (1)
      Season 7 - Episode 19
      Youngsters Roseanne and Jackie visit a fortuneteller who gives them a peek into their futures via his crystal ball; in the future, Jackie takes an adult, autistic D.J. to see a psychiatrist.
    • Into That Good Night (1)
      Season 9 - Episode 23
      Darlene and David bring home their new baby. Roseanne's sage advice for her daughter? "The best part is when you can mold their tender little egos to fit your every whim," she says. Darlene wants to stay with Roseanne in the Conner family home with baby and David.
    • First Cousin, Twice Removed
      Season 5 - Episode 17
      Roseanne's wealthy cousin Ronnie, whom she hasn't seen in 25 years pays a visit to Lanford, and makes ammends with her. During her visit, Darlene takes a liking to her "free" attitude towards life, and listens to her advice to leave home, and move to New York to pursue her dreams.moreless
    • Suck Up or Shut Up
      Season 6 - Episode 13
      Roseanne joins a women's club in hopes of establishing useful contacts, leaving DJ with a weird classmate to entertain whose mother also belongs. Meanwhile Mark drops a bombshell on Becky when Dan discovers that he has dropped out of school.
    • Therapy
      Season 4 - Episode 20
      Roseanne accompanies Jackie to her therapist after she chooses the ideal man for Jackie -- dull tax accountant Art; Darlene mouths off once too often about a female school bully.
    • Friends and Relatives
      Season 3 - Episode 2
      Lending money to pal Arnie comes easily for Dan, but when he needs the money back sooner than Arnie can repay, he has trouble asking family for a loan. Jackie steps in and offers to help, but Dan refuses time after time.
    • Communicable Theater
      Season 3 - Episode 18
      Roseanne is torn between taking care of her flu-stricken husband, taking D.J. to get a badge for his scouts, and helping Jackie learn lines for her play.
    • Somebody Stole My Gal
      Season 2 - Episode 4

      A lonely architect has dinner at the Conners' and tries to buy their friendship.

    • The Fifties Show
      Season 8 - Episode 6
      The Conners find themselves going back in time in this spoof of 1950s sitcoms (shot mostly in black and white): Roseanne's a fussy hausfrau, Dan is a hapless businessman stewing over "the Anderson account," and Jackie's the wacky neighbor.
    • Guilt by Imagination
      Season 6 - Episode 8
      Dan has a hard time concealing the fact that he had lunch with an old flame.
    • Husbands and Wives
      Season 7 - Episode 21
      Dan and Roseanne enlist some help from DJ, to get Darlene to cut her own school allowance. After a seperation, Jackie finds a happiness on her own. Fred gets ready to cave in and return home, Roseanne comes to regret sticking her nose in where it doesn't belong by trying to reunite him with Jackie.moreless
    • Born to Be Wild
      Season 2 - Episode 16

      Dan and Roseanne's old biker buddy shows up in Lanford and saves the Conners from their rut.

    • Bed and Bored
      Season 7 - Episode 15
      Roseanne feigns illness to get some rest, and has everyone at her beck and call, exhausting them. David gets a call from her doctor at the diner while covering a shift for her, and David realizes that she has not been put on bed rest as she has said. When David confronts her, Roseanne makes a deal with him to be quiet, David agrees against his better judgement. Jackie confronts Bev about being a terrible mother, and is surprised by the reaction.moreless
    • Direct to Video
      Season 8 - Episode 10
      While Roseanne narrates a video time capsule for her unborn child, Becky and Darlene find old love letters of Dan and Roseanne's. D.J. gets upset when he finds his parents did not fill out his baby book, and Mark cooks a 'special' dinner for the Conner clan.
    • Couch Potatoes
      Season 7 - Episode 25
      Roseanne's nesting instincts disrupt the family routine; The Conners have been selected to be a Nielsen Family; Jackie and Fred decide they've met the end of their Marriage.
    • Glengarry, Glen Rosey
      Season 5 - Episode 23
      The clock is ticking on the loan payment that needs to be made at the Lumber Yard that Dan borrowed from to refurbish a house that Roger picked out. When the buyer fell through, and Roger skips town, all looks grim, until Jackie comes up with an unexpected solution, that saves the day.moreless
    • Disney World War II (2)
      Season 8 - Episode 18
      Fireworks and fanfare accompany the Conners on a whirlwind tour of the magical kingdom of Disney World, when Darlene finds she's actually happy in the presence of Winnie the Pooh.
    • The Bowling Show
      Season 4 - Episode 14
      When Dan and Arnie struggle to bring their bowling team out of last place, some unexpected competition arises. Meanwhile, Roseanne feels shut out of Jackie's new friendship with Nancy.
    • Springtime for David
      Season 8 - Episode 19
      David moves out after getting a job at a theme park known as "the happiest place in Illinois," where he's soon transformed into an ultra-perky worker with an eerie smile.
    • December Bride
      Season 8 - Episode 11
      Scott and Leon are getting married, but are having problems pulling a ceremony together, so Roseanne volunteers to plan their wedding for them, for free. What started out as small and tasteful, ended up being a Circus side-show, which Leon detests. After trying to escape through a bathroom window, Roseanne barges in to save the day.moreless
    • A Second Chance
      Season 9 - Episode 18
      Bothered by rumors about Roseanne and "that Wellman guy," Dan sweeps by to take Roseanne out for a ride. Roseanne and Dan begin to take the first tentative steps toward putting their marriage back together. But their reconciliation is disrupted when a frantic call comes in from Jackie: Darlene has been suddenly rushed to the hospital.moreless
    • Happy Trailers
      Season 7 - Episode 22
      Becky and Mark finally leave the Conner nest to move into a tacky trailer park, but when Roseanne and Dan try to help out financially, their offers are met with a wall of resistance. Meanwhile, a tipsy neighbor drops by to put out the trailer park welcome mat.
    • Call Waiting
      Season 9 - Episode 1
      Roseanne goes on a spiritual odyssey in front of the TV, after walking out on Dan in the heat of anger. She is now holed up at Jackie's, mesmerized by the sitcom couples she grew up with on That Girl,The Mary Tyler Moore Show, and I Dream of Jeannie. Meanwhile, back at the Conner house, Dan is listlessly puttering around fixing things although he'd rather "fix things" in his marriage. In the coda, Jackie realizes that they have won $108 million in the state lottery.moreless
    • Five of a Kind
      Season 2 - Episode 6
      A poker night becomes interesting when Roseanne receives a kiss from Dan's friend Arnie. Roseanne speaks to Jackie about the kiss and she later finds out it was just a friendly kiss.
    • Morning Becomes Obnoxious
      Season 8 - Episode 21
      After an improptu interview at the diner goes spectacularly well, Roseanne prepares to "Wake Up Chicago" on a morning TV talk show as a news commentator with a unique and "opinionated blue-collar outlook" -- and with Jackie as her manager. Meanwhile, David plans for the wedding.
    • The Last Date
      Season 8 - Episode 4
      The temptation to crash a stranger's bar mitzvah at a local hotel is too much for Roseanne as she drags Dan out on the town for a "last hurrah" before the baby is born.
    • Millions from Heaven
      Season 9 - Episode 2
      The Connor's get a huge surprise when Jackie shows up screaming that they have won the biggest prize ever in the lottery. After all of the screaming dies down, they go verify their ticket, and are bombarded by the press. After the word gets out, calls start coming in from unknown relatives needing money, and Dan & Roseanne pledge to stay just "ordinary folk".moreless
    • Lose a Job, Winnebago
      Season 5 - Episode 18
      When the Tildens announce that they are taking a road trip vacation in their Winnebago, Roseanne decides to join them. She also decides to convince them to go to California instead of what they had planned originally, so that she could attend a taping of The Price Is Right. Along the way, tensions mount, when close quarters take their toll on everyone. DJ invites a hitchiker along for the ride as well.moreless
    • Out of the Past
      Season 8 - Episode 15
      While Nana Mary amuses Roseanne and Jackie with a box of their childhood treasures, they take a walk down memory lane, & discover that Roseanne has always been the queen, to Jackie's minion status. Jackie finds her long lost doll, "Mrs. Tuttle" that she thought had been 'doll-napped', Roseanne tries to pin the disappearance on a napping Nana Mary. The truth is told though, when Nana Mary calls Roseanne on her story...moreless
    • Say It Ain't So
      Season 9 - Episode 13
      Jackie forces Dan to reveal some devastating news to Roseanne. Meanwhile, D.J. wants the job of videotaping Darlene giving birth; and Jackie must face a harsh truth about her own love life.
    • The Getaway, Almost
      Season 8 - Episode 7
      Roseanne and Jackie's shopping trip with the baby becomes an outing a la Thelma and Louise after they give a lift to a rebellious teen, then force a trucker off the road.
    • Hit the Road, Jack
      Season 9 - Episode 14
      As Dan packs his bags to leave, Roseanne drowns her sorrows in fast food while driving aimlessly around Lanford, and D.J. finds a soul mate to share his troubles.
    • Of Mice and Dan
      Season 8 - Episode 9
      Dan's old band mates roll on into Lanford to play, and Dan gets a dose of regret, infused with a tad of depression. Roseanne talks to the band, and gets Dan a little stage time, which he takes full advantage of.
    • Home is Where the Afghan Is
      Season 9 - Episode 10
      The absence of Dan, a series of family squabbles, and a shocking revelation by Bev mar the Conners' first Thanksgiving as a rich and famous family, and they start to realize that money does not necessarily buy happiness.
    • The War Room
      Season 9 - Episode 15
      When a heartbroken Roseanne locks herself in her room and won't come out, her family and friends all try in their own unique way to help her get out of her funk. Friends and family try an intervention after they're unable to rouse a listless Roseanne out of bed, where she's been for four days amid piles of junk food, depressed over Dan's affair.moreless
    • Roseanne in the Hood
      Season 8 - Episode 3
      Roseanne will stop at nothing to crush the competition when a new, more posh eatery -- complete with a salad bar and a drive-through window -- opens up across from the Lunch Box.
    • Sweet Dreams
      Season 2 - Episode 8
      Roseanne tries to get a few minutes of relaxation in the bathtub, but she ends up getting constant interruptions from her family, and a fantasy about two hunks.
    • The Last Thursday in November
      Season 8 - Episode 8
      When D.J.'s teacher gives his students free rein, the class Thanksgiving pageant takes on a decidedly modern, Pulp Fiction twist-- and offends many of the parents, but not the Conners. Roseanne invites some new Native American friends over for their Thanksgiving celebration, and they do it their way.
    • Honor Thy Mother
      Season 9 - Episode 4
      Dan ponders the meaning of life. Jackie and Roseanne plan a spa getaway. Dan decides it's time to take care of his mom.
    • Halloween: the Final Chapter
      Season 8 - Episode 5
      Roseanne reigns as "Queen of the Gypsies, consort of wizards and seer of souls" on Halloween. A Ouija board sends a message from "The Dead" and portends an unexpected event!
    • Pampered to a Pulp
      Season 9 - Episode 6
      Roseanne and Jackie spend a not so pleasant week at a spa.
    • What a Day for a Daydream
      Season 9 - Episode 3
      Newly wealthy Roseanne indulges in daydreams involving Hugh Hefner and an appearance on the Jerry Springer Show in which she imagines her dreams – and even some of her nightmares – coming true thanks to the lottery winnings. Some of her fantasies are played out in a glamourous photo shoot with Jackie.moreless
    • Arsenic and Old Mom
      Season 9 - Episode 22
      Dan's eccentric mom heads straight for Lanford after she's released from hospital, claiming to be cured.
    • Someday My Prince Will Come
      Season 9 - Episode 5
      Jackie meets her price charming who wisks her (and the rest of the gang) away to New York City.
    • Ballroom Blitz
      Season 8 - Episode 22
      Bev's smitten with her passionate ballroom-dance instructor -- until a drama unfolds on the dance floor when he starts flirting with the newly divorced Jackie. When Jackie agrees to have dinner with him, the claws come out from Bev!
    • Roseanne-Feld
      Season 9 - Episode 20
      Jackie and Mark take in a female wrestling match; DJ is not prepared when he realizes he may be about to have his first sexual experience when a night of watching videos with Heather turns into a night of passion; and Bev introduces Leon and Scott to her new "friend," a boozy lounge singer named Joyce.moreless
    • The Truth Be Told
      Season 9 - Episode 21
      Roseanne learns some truths about the price of fame when two high-powered television programmers bombard her with all sorts of bizarre ideas about how network and cable TV would tell her life story. At the same time, Bev is happily telling stories about Roseanne to a friendly "free lance writer," unaware that he is actually a tabloid reporter.moreless
    • Mothers and Other Strangers
      Season 9 - Episode 11
      Bev embarks on a journey with Scott, and Leon to pay a visit to her free-spirited mom in search of answers about her father. Meanwhile Roseanne awaits Dan's return with trepidation.
    • Hoi Polloi Meets Hoiti Toiti
      Season 9 - Episode 8
      A visit with the wealthy Wentworths on Martha's Vineyard gives the Conners a glimpse into new friend Astrid's dysfunctional family. A group of pill-popping, cocktail drinking, uppity-high-society people that each have personal demons to battle. Before long, the Conners are teaching the snobby elitists some truths about real life.
    • Conga Time
      Conga Time
      Season 1 - Episode 011
      Dan refuses to part with the "junk" Roseanne wants to donate to a rummage sale; Darlene forges the grade on her report card.
    • Satan, Darling
      Season 9 - Episode 7
      Jackie and Roseanne attend a party in New York, where they mingle with Manhattan's upper crust as well as two flashy British women (Jennifer Saunders and Joanna Lumley of "Absolutely Fabulous"). As the evening progresses, however, Roseanne finds herself drawn into a creepy 90's version of "Rosemary's Baby."
    • Lanford's Elite (1)
      Season 9 - Episode 16
      At a party at the swank Lanford Country Club, Roseanne forges a surprising bond with Edgar Wellman, Jr., the son of her hated former boss. When he reveals some shocking news about the future of Lanford, Roseanne realizes she may be the only one who can save her hometown.
    • Some Enchanted Merger (2)
      Season 9 - Episode 17
      After they wrap up the Wellman Plastics buyout, Roseanne doesn't know what to do when she finds herself deeply attracted to Edgar Wellman, Jr., and realizes that he is equally bewitched by her.
    • Roseambo
      Season 9 - Episode 9
      Roseanne battles a group of women-hating terrorists who hold her family and a foreign diplomat hostage on a train to Washington, D.C.