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    lovejoy232

    [1]Jan 17, 2007
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    This is where you ask a stupid or silly question about the show, and get a stupid or silly answer.  Be as funny & creative as you want.

    Why does DJ have a box of doll parts under his bed?

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    SparkleFarkle

    [2]Jan 17, 2007
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    Because he was creating a macabre, mini-croquet set:  legs are mallets, heads are balls (sic!).

    What was the real reason Jackie dyed her hair blonde when she became the Perfume Girl at the department store?

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    Heist81

    [3]Jan 17, 2007
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    She wanted to look more like Bev.

    Why did Dan's bike shop go under?
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    ct02809sb

    [4]Jan 17, 2007
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    Dan spent the petty cash on Ho Ho's.

    Where would Dan and Roseanne go for their first trip if he ever finished building his boat?

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    EvansvilleIN

    [5]Jan 17, 2007
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    To the middle of the Sahara Desert.

    Who is Bev's father?
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    jjc92787

    [6]Jan 17, 2007
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    DJ.

    Where did the Tildens go after season 5?
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    SparkleFarkle

    [7]Jan 17, 2007
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    They became roadies for Daisy Chainsaw.

    On the "Saturday" episode, Dwight and Crystal leave together.  Why didn't it work out for them?

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    tcarreon

    [8]Jan 18, 2007
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    Because Dwight was saving himself for Jackie.

    Why didn't Roseanne get the job working at the meat packing plant with the computer?
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    EvansvilleIN

    [9]Jan 18, 2007
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    Because she didn't want to take off her mittens, and she couldn't type with them on.

    What kind of car did Becky finally buy?

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    SparkleFarkle

    [10]Jan 18, 2007
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    A 1954 Flagler

    What did DJ spend the money on that David forked over to him when he was hiding in Darlene's bathroom?

    Edited on 01/18/2007 1:15pm
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    EvansvilleIN

    [11]Jan 18, 2007
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    An Atari 2600.

    What was the secret ingredient used in the Loose Meat sandwich?
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    Heist81

    [12]Jan 18, 2007
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    Customers who didn't tip well!

    The final episode had a shocking revelation by Roseanne that was cut from the final airing.. what was it?
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    EvansvilleIN

    [13]Jan 18, 2007
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    She had changed their names.  Their real names were Al and Peg Bundy. 

    Whatever happened to Wellman's store after they closed the cafeteria?

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    ct02809sb

    [14]Jan 19, 2007
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    Rodbells?  It went out of business and they replaced it with a roller derby palace and sushi bar.
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    ct02809sb

    [15]Jan 19, 2007
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    Pretend Nancy gets her own spin-off...where does she move to and what is her career?

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    EvansvilleIN

    [16]Jan 19, 2007
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    Oops, yes, I meant Rodbells.

    Nancy becomes a televangelist, and has her own hour long Sunday morning Church service on MTV.

    How did Arnie get back to Earth after the aliens abducted him?

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    SparkleFarkle

    [17]Jan 19, 2007
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    He rode a discarded shuttle toilet seat home.

    Crystal's husband wasn't really buried in the bridge concrete--  he just wanted out of the marriage.  What happened to him?

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    jjc92787

    [18]Jan 19, 2007
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    He joined the circus.

    What was the only thing Dan's father actually invented?
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    ct02809sb

    [19]Jan 20, 2007
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    The coin-operated umbrella.

    What is the weirdest thing that Jackie ever had to haul in her truck?

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    EvansvilleIN

    [20]Jan 20, 2007
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    That would be Roseanne!

    Does Jackie ever get married after the show ended?  If so, to who?

    Edited on 01/20/2007 9:35am
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