ABC (ended 1997)
This is where you ask a stupid or silly question about the show, and get a stupid or silly answer. Be as funny & creative as you want.
Why does DJ have a box of doll parts under his bed?
Because he was creating a macabre, mini-croquet set: legs are mallets, heads are balls (sic!).
What was the real reason Jackie dyed her hair blonde when she became the Perfume Girl at the department store?
Dan spent the petty cash on Ho Ho's.
Where would Dan and Roseanne go for their first trip if he ever finished building his boat?
They became roadies for Daisy Chainsaw.
On the "Saturday" episode, Dwight and Crystal leave together. Why didn't it work out for them?
Because she didn't want to take off her mittens, and she couldn't type with them on.
What kind of car did Becky finally buy?
A 1954 Flagler
What did DJ spend the money on that David forked over to him when he was hiding in Darlene's bathroom?
She had changed their names. Their real names were Al and Peg Bundy.
Whatever happened to Wellman's store after they closed the cafeteria?
Pretend Nancy gets her own spin-off...where does she move to and what is her career?
Oops, yes, I meant Rodbells.
Nancy becomes a televangelist, and has her own hour long Sunday morning Church service on MTV.
How did Arnie get back to Earth after the aliens abducted him?
He rode a discarded shuttle toilet seat home.
Crystal's husband wasn't really buried in the bridge concrete-- he just wanted out of the marriage. What happened to him?
The coin-operated umbrella.
What is the weirdest thing that Jackie ever had to haul in her truck?
That would be Roseanne!
Does Jackie ever get married after the show ended? If so, to who?
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