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    lovejoy232

    [21]Jan 20, 2007
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    yes She gets married to Nancy.

    Who is Leon?

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    jjc92787

    [22]Jan 20, 2007
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    Leon is the guy hit on the waiters of Rodbells so they had to hire waitresses.

    What did that little boy who hated his teddy bear really want for Christmas?
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    SparkleFarkle

    [23]Jan 21, 2007
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    "Sneaker Balls", also invented by Ed, actually.

    Dan's song didn't win the radio song writing contest.  Later on, he wrote a second, much better one that could have won it for him, hands down.  What was the name of this song, and what was it about, if the title doesn't already explain it?

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    lovejoy232

    [24]Jan 21, 2007
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    It's called "Living With Roseanne."

    Did this song win the radio contest?

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    SparkleFarkle

    [25]Jan 21, 2007
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    I guess that's already a "given".  You're up, Lovejoy!
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    lovejoy232

    [26]Jan 21, 2007
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    Why did Dan name his songf "Living with Roseanne"?
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    SparkleFarkle

    [27]Jan 21, 2007
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    Because  "Living La Vida Loca" was already taken.

    Why was the Lime Green Monster (Dwight's car) lime green?

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    lovejoy232

    [28]Jan 21, 2007
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    DJ painted it for art class

    Does Dwight's car have any designs on it? If so, why?

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    ct02809sb

    [29]Jan 22, 2007
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    It has little duckies because they remind him of his favorite childhood toy.

    What happened to Roseanne's teenage boss (i.e. "the little maggot") when he grew up?

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    lovejoy232

    [30]Jan 22, 2007
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    he became the boss of Maggot Hut

    What is Maggot Hut?

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    SparkleFarkle

    [31]Jan 22, 2007
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    He became a "spotter" for Cirque Du Soleil.

    Against Darlene's wishes, David went to Europe, anyway, but NOT to study the art.  Why did David make the trip?

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    SparkleFarkle

    [32]Jan 22, 2007
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    SparkleFarkle wrote:

    He became a "spotter" for Cirque Du Soleil.

    Against Darlene's wishes, David went to Europe, anyway, but NOT to study the art.  Why did David make the trip?

    Oops! Lovejoy headed me off at the pass (by a minute.)
    Answer to Lovejoy's: Maggot Hut is a place where they sell tents for maggots.

    Question: Against Darlene's wishes, David went to Europe, anyway, but not to study the art. Why did David go to Europe?
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    EvansvilleIN

    [33]Jan 22, 2007
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    He went to Sweden to have a sex change operation.  He changed his name to Darlene.

    Dan sold the Harley, what did spend the money on?
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    jjc92787

    [34]Jan 22, 2007
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    Temporary tattoos.

    What did Dan and Roseanne do with the money they got on the final day of the bike shop?
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    lovejoy232

    [35]Jan 22, 2007
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    they bought each of the kids their own house

    Why did they sell the Harley?

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    SparkleFarkle

    [36]Jan 22, 2007
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    To pay for David's sex change operation.

    What did they do with the twelve jelly beans DJ stuck up his nose for the counting contest held at the Lunch Box's Grand Opening Celebration?

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    CathyGio

    [37]Jan 23, 2007
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    They gave the out for Halloween

    What was the name of the comic book that Darlene and David made?

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    EvansvilleIN

    [38]Jan 23, 2007
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    Roseanneanime.

    What did Fred do after the divorce?

    ps, I found this funny site where you can set the caption you want: http://www.famousdefaces.com/celeb/roseanne-barr-comedian/

    Edited on 01/23/2007 10:06am
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    lovejoy232

    [39]Jan 23, 2007
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    he died

    What did Jackie & Nancy name their kid?

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    txgirl75

    [40]Jan 23, 2007
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    Gidgett and Bridgett

    What happend to Molly and her sister and dad?
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