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    spikefan657

    [41]Jan 23, 2007
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    txgirl75 wrote:
    Gidgett and Bridgett

    What happend to Molly and her sister and dad?


    They moved away after Molly and David's affair.

    What is DJ short for?
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    EvansvilleIN

    [42]Jan 24, 2007
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    Darlene Junior. 

    What was Crystal's baby daughter named?

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    SparkleFarkle

    [43]Jan 24, 2007
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    Cindy Lou-- after the cosmetic line she sold.

    Roseanne is asked to take Darlene's home ec class on another field trip.  Where does she take them this time?

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    dr_urbanus

    [44]Jan 24, 2007
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    A divorce court

    Why did it take half a season for baby Andy to get a name?
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    Heist81

    [45]Jan 24, 2007
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    He was already playing a character named Andy on another show...

    What happened to Jackie's ex boyfriend Booker?
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    ct02809sb

    [46]Jan 24, 2007
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    He went to medical school and got a job in an E.R.

    What happened when Dan entered his chili recipe in the Great American Chili Cookoff?

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    lovejoy232

    [47]Jan 24, 2007
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    one of the judges died

    Who is Bert?

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    SparkleFarkle

    [48]Jan 24, 2007
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    Bert (really Burt) posed as an overbearing architect friend of the Conners, but in  reality he was a tabloid journalist spying on Roseanne for a really good scoop.

    Cathy Bowman is irrate!  She allowed Todd to return for a weekend stay at the Conner's and he and DJ got into some big trouble.  What did the boys get into?

    Edited on 01/24/2007 3:54pm
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    EvansvilleIN

    [49]Jan 24, 2007
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    They held up a liquer store.

    What was their punishment?

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    jjc92787

    [50]Jan 24, 2007
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    They had to listen to Roseanne talk about getting her period.

    How did Roseanne finally quit smoking after "Stressed to Kill"?
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    SparkleFarkle

    [51]Jan 24, 2007
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    Dr. Phil coached her.

    Instead of Lecy Goranson leaving, Sara Gilbert took off.  What actress/actor(?) did they get to replace her?

    Edited on 01/25/2007 4:52am
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    txgirl75

    [52]Jan 25, 2007
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    SparkleFarkle wrote:

    Dr. Phil coached her.

    Instead of Lecy Goranson leaving, Sara Gilbert took off.  What actress/actor(?) did they get to replace her?

    Drew Barrymore

    Why did Darlene and Becky always fight?
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    CathyGio

    [53]Jan 25, 2007
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    Because they both had a crush on Arnie

    Why did Roseanne's parents get divorced?

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    dr_urbanus

    [54]Jan 25, 2007
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    Because Al hated those goofy hats Bev started wearing.

    What did Bonnie do after losing her job at Rodbell's?
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    SparkleFarkle

    [55]Jan 25, 2007
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    She became a parole officer so she could spend more time with her husband.

    Where is the "Chicken Shirt" now?
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    txgirl75

    [56]Jan 25, 2007
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    It's hanging on the wall at the lunchbox

    Why did Jackie get so nutty after she married Fred?
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    jjc92787

    [57]Jan 25, 2007
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    Fred paid her $50 a week to do it.

    What did the Conners do with their broken coffee machine?
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    txgirl75

    [58]Jan 26, 2007
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    jjc92787 wrote:
    Fred paid her $50 a week to do it.

    What did the Conners do with their broken coffee machine?
    They gave it to Jackie and Fred for their wedding gift.

    Becky being smart and Mark being dumb why did Becky love so much?
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    SparkleFarkle

    [59]Jan 26, 2007
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    She likes it when he pretends to be the "Lucky Charms" guy and talks in an Irish accent.

    Mark has learned to read.  Surprisingly, he is in the middle of reading what book?

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    EvansvilleIN

    [60]Jan 26, 2007
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    SparkleFarkle wrote:

    She likes it when he pretends to be the "Lucky Charms" guy and talks in an Irish accent.

    Now that's funny!

    Mark is reading the Bible.

    DJ gets a new pet, what is it?

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