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    txgirl75

    [61]Jan 26, 2007
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    EvansvilleIN wrote:
    SparkleFarkle wrote:

    She likes it when he pretends to be the "Lucky Charms" guy and talks in an Irish accent.

    Now that's funny!

    Mark is reading the Bible.

    DJ gets a new pet, what is it?

    a donkey

    Did the connors really win the lottery?
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    EvansvilleIN

    [62]Jan 26, 2007
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    Yes they did, but it was only $20.

    Jackie finally gets a job she likes, and sticks with it.  What is she doing?
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    jjc92787

    [63]Jan 26, 2007
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    She became a souvenier shop vendor at Soldier Field.

    When did the Conners finally throw out that expired milk in season 7 and what was the reason?
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    ct02809sb

    [64]Jan 27, 2007
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    They got rid of it when they replaced their refrigerator after winning the lottery.  They let the guy who bought their old refrigerator have the milk carton too for another $ 25.  They tried to sell him the giant jar of 11 year old hard boiled eggs in the pantry, but he wasn't interested.

    If Roseanne and family got their own reality show, where would it take place?  What would the premise be?

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    SparkleFarkle

    [65]Jan 27, 2007
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    Roseanne and her family are involved in the reality program WifeSwap . Roseanne is shipped off to the Brady's, and "Flo" comes to the Conner's. It doesn't last long, though: Mike can't handle all of Roseanne's off-colored gay remarks.

    Who is David's father (I also get the impression he and Mark are only half brothers)?

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    EvansvilleIN

    [66]Jan 27, 2007
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    Darth Vader is David's father (the Lucky Charms guy is Marks!)

    Did Homer Simpson ever make a guest appearance on the Roseanne show?

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    lovejoy232

    [67]Jan 27, 2007
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    yes He played Kathy Bowman's husband.

    Why did Homer Simpson play Kathy Bowman's husband?

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    SparkleFarkle

    [68]Jan 27, 2007
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    He was doing the reality show, HusbandSwap.

    How come no one ever ate the pickled eggs on the pantry shelf?

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    jjc92787

    [69]Jan 27, 2007
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    They had two human fingers a nose in them.

    When Jackie called and invited Aunt Barbara to her wedding, what was Aunt Barbara's response?
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    Heist81

    [70]Jan 28, 2007
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    "Jackie dear, please, you don't have to speak so loudly.."

    Who was originally planned to play the role of Dan Conner?
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    SparkleFarkle

    [71]Jan 28, 2007
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    Hoss Cartwright, but he wasn't available.

    Who was REALLY the father of Harris Conner "Healy"?

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    txgirl75

    [72]Jan 28, 2007
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    SparkleFarkle wrote:

    Hoss Cartwright, but he wasn't available.

    Who was REALLY the father of Harris Conner "Healy"?

    Jimmy the guy Darlene dated at college.

    DJ is all grown up now so what is doing?
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    ct02809sb

    [73]Jan 29, 2007
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    He's directing artistic independent films that tell stories using inanimate objects, such as headless dolls, sundials and Cheerios.

    How did Charlotte finally get even with Molly for all those years of abuse?

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    EvansvilleIN

    [74]Jan 29, 2007
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    She posted Molly's picture, name, address and phone number on my space dot com.

    Is the part of DJ really played by Eddie Munster?

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    lovejoy232

    [75]Jan 29, 2007
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    yes

    If the role of DJ was played by Eddie Munster, then who played the role of Eddie Munster?

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    txgirl75

    [76]Jan 29, 2007
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    Michael Fisherman.

    Did Becky and Mark ever have any kids if so what did they name them?
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    ct02809sb

    [77]Jan 29, 2007
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    They had twin boys named Harley and Davidson.  It was Mark's idea.  (Harley Healy?)

    Did Becky become a doctor?  If so, what is her specialty?

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    SparkleFarkle

    [78]Jan 29, 2007
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    She's a Phrenology doctor:  the science which endeavors to read a person's character from the shape and particularly the peaks and valleys of the skull ("head lumps").  She  has a kiosk in the mall, right next to Rodbell's and also does caricatures when business is slow.

    In "Canoga Time", Dan mentions some sort of "To-Be-Fixed" box that he has.  What is one of the items in the box that Dan has yet to fix?

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    dr_urbanus

    [79]Jan 29, 2007
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    The dinner that Roseanne's waited since the pilot for him to make ("But honey you just fixed dinner three years ago!")

    Whatever happened to DJ's friend George?
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    txgirl75

    [80]Jan 29, 2007
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    George bored him self asleep and he's been asleep ever since.

    Andy Jackie's son what is he like now?
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