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    tcarreon

    [621]Nov 19, 2007
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    Yes. Apparently, the Aliens, tired of Arnie's incessant pacing around the spaceship on trips across the galaxy, abandoned him back on Earth after they injected him with a life-long serum that caused him to blurt out pointless bits of information and his connection with Phyllis was one of them. Unfortunately, it was while he was around Dan and Dwight and this caused Dwight to go into a fit of rage since Phyllis was the only woman who actually agreed to sleep with him.

    Whatever happened to the sofa Bev gave Dan and Roseanne? The one that was surprisingly light for something made entirely of lead.

    Edited on 11/19/2007 12:35pm
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    lovejoy232

    [622]Nov 19, 2007
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    They sold it. Who bought it & why?
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    SparkleFarkle

    [623]Nov 21, 2007
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    The couch was sold to Dan's father, Ed. It wasn't made of lead, but Styrofoam. Ed had this great idea for an invention for a recycling device that would whittle large chunks of Styrofoam into cute, little packing peanuts (He wanted to sell it to the U.S. Postal Service and make lots of $$$). Ed hadn't perfected the machine yet, so everyone just insinuated the couch was made of lead, because he didn't want anyone to catch onto his idea before he could get it patented.

    Besides placing a life-size cutout of Liberace in their front yard for Christmas, what other lifelike figure was included in the Conners' holiday yard display, and why?

    ***tcarreon: Great answer to #620!

    Edited on 11/21/2007 7:57am
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    lovejoy232

    [624]Nov 21, 2007
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    Wayne Newton because Roseanne loves him

    Why does Roseanne love Wayne Newton?

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    SparkleFarkle

    [625]Nov 28, 2007
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    Because she found his kitschiness so refreshing.

    Roseanne and Dan get called into the DJ's principal's office because he's been "experimenting," but not in chemistry c l a s s. What does the principal have to discuss with David Jacob's parents?

    Edited on 11/28/2007 8:33pm
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    lovejoy232

    [626]Dec 1, 2007
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    He was experimenting with his toys. He was taking them apart & seeing how long it would take him to put them together again.

    Roseanne & Dan also get called to Becky's school. Why?

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    SparkleFarkle

    [627]Dec 2, 2007
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    lovejoy232 wrote:

    Roseanne & Dan also get called to Becky's school. Why?

    She forgot her sack lunch and they had to drop it off.

    Al had another lover, besides Joan. Who guest starred as her and what was their secret

    Love Story?

    Edited on 12/02/2007 3:37am
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