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    lovejoy232

    [81]Jan 29, 2007
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    he's exactly like Jackie

    What happened to Sal Barone?

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    jjc92787

    [82]Jan 29, 2007
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    He is hiding in kitchen cabinet under the sink.

    How did Roseanne really find out David and Darlene were living together in Chicago?
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    SparkleFarkle

    [83]Jan 29, 2007
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    She walked in on them, just like she did with Jackie and Ziggy.

    When Dan and Roseanne buy their new mattress, they opt for the water-bed instead of the "regular".  After an off the cuff remark from Darlene, they decide to return it.  What did Darlene say to change their minds?

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    lovejoy232

    [84]Jan 29, 2007
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    "I don't want to swim in it."

    Who is Ziggy?

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    SparkleFarkle

    [85]Jan 30, 2007
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    Leon's first cousin, believe it or not .

    Lonnie and Heather have started dating.  Things are going well!  What exactly do they have in common?

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    dr_urbanus

    [86]Jan 30, 2007
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    Both were played by different actors when they were little (though we never got to see this with Heather...)

    Why did Becky finally leave the BUNZ diner?
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    ct02809sb

    [87]Jan 30, 2007
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    She wasn't getting fresh enough with the customers, so they fired her.

    If Roseanne wrote a cookbook, what would be the most popular recipes?

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    SparkleFarkle

    [88]Jan 30, 2007
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    "Peanut Butter and Fritos Sandwiches" and "Chocolate Pudding with Snickers"

    Jackie really does marry Prince Carlos.  What is her first royal duty as princess of Moldavia?

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    dr_urbanus

    [89]Jan 30, 2007
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    A state visit to neighbouring Molduthia to try and heal a 300 year old border dispute. How come Jackie's pregnancy with Andy only lasted 5 months?
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    txgirl75

    [90]Jan 30, 2007
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    She was tired of being pregnant so she told the doctors to take this thing out of me now. Why is Becky the only one with blonde hair in the family?
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    lovejoy232

    [91]Jan 30, 2007
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    her mom is really Florence Henderson

    If Becky's mom is really Florence Henderson, then why is Becky on the show Roseanne?

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    jjc92787

    [92]Jan 30, 2007
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    The Brady Bunch refused to let two people play the same character.

    What is Darlene's real reason for loving Pooh?

    Edited on 01/30/2007 6:45pm
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    txgirl75

    [93]Jan 30, 2007
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    Orange is her fav color so she picked Pooh because he's orange.

    What happend to Bonnie.
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    ct02809sb

    [94]Jan 31, 2007
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    She is the opening act for Roy Clark in Branson, MO.

    Did Fred remarry?  If so, who is his second wife?

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    CathyGio

    [95]Jan 31, 2007
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    He married Bev

    What's darlene's reason for being a vegetarian?

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    EvansvilleIN

    [96]Jan 31, 2007
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    Right after filming the pilot episode, she stabbed to death Sal Barone in one of their many fights.  So now she can't bear to see blood.

    Was Nana Mary ever featured in Playboy magazine?

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    lovejoy232

    [97]Jan 31, 2007
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     yes

    What issue of Playboy magazine did she appear in?

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    SparkleFarkle

    [98]Jan 31, 2007
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    The one Roseanne found under DJ's mattress.  It was okay, though.  He only had it for the articles.

    DJ was only pretending to like Star Wars.  What REALLY was his favorite movie?

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    tv247

    [99]Jan 31, 2007
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    SparkleFarkle wrote:

    DJ was only pretending to like Star Wars.  What REALLY was his favorite movie?

    Sleepless in Seattle.

    Who was the REAL father of Darlene's baby?

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    dr_urbanus

    [100]Jan 31, 2007
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    Leon. He and Scott were going to pay her $10,000 for it but she changed her mind and let David believe it was his. Scott and Leon weren't pleased. What event led to Bev becoming an alcoholic?
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