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    SparkleFarkle

    [121]Feb 3, 2007
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    tcarreon wrote:
    The corns on Nana Mary's feet made it harder for her to get around, so she offered to give Mark and David free room and board in exchange for daily foot rubs. (Eww!)

    Why didn't Roseanne realize the pot she found in David's room was her old stash?
    OOPS! I answered the same question shortly after tcarreon-- so sorry! The current question should be tcarreon's above. Apologies! Carry on.
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    SparkleFarkle

    [122]Feb 3, 2007
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    lovejoy232 wrote:

    there was no dessert

    What did DJ give to Darlene for dinner?

    (lovejoy: Didn't want you to get lost in the shuffle!)

    Answer to lovejoy's question: Skewered Barbie doll parts kabobs.

    Current Question (tcarreon's): Why didn't Roseanne realize the pot she found in David's room was her old stash?
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    jjc92787

    [123]Feb 3, 2007
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    She repressed the memory.

    What was the original poem that Darlene was going to read for talent night?
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    tcarreon

    [124]Feb 4, 2007
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    There once was a man from Lanford
    Who never learnt nothin' at Stanford.
    He was a good man,
    His first name is Dan,
    He is my Dad, and makes good chili-Word!

    Why wasn't Roseanne invited to Cousin Ronnie's wedding?
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    lovejoy232

    [125]Feb 4, 2007
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    because Astrid & her family told Cousin Ronnie that if she invited Roseanne, then they wouldn't come

    How does Cousin ronnie know Astrid & her family?

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    ct02809sb

    [126]Feb 4, 2007
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    Ronnie once interviewed them for an article she wrote about the alcohol consumption of the rich and famous.

    What nickname did they give Jackie at the police training academy?

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    txgirl75

    [127]Feb 4, 2007
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    goofy

    Roseanne and Dan just celebrated their 30th wedding annivarsy how did they spend and what did they give each other?
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    SparkleFarkle

    [128]Feb 5, 2007
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    Dan and Roseanne celebrated their anniversary poolside at the Kalihari Resort in the Wisconsin Dells.  DJ's teacher, Mr. Hill stopped by and had drinks with them.  As for gifts, they only exchanged glances.

    During her school program, instead of reciting "To Whom It May Concern", Darlene breaks into song.  Roseanne is equally proud of her, though-- what song did Darlene sing?

    Edited on 02/05/2007 10:09am
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    lovejoy232

    [129]Feb 5, 2007
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    Darlene sang "I Hate Mark."

    Why does Darlene hate Mark?

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    EvansvilleIN

    [130]Feb 5, 2007
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    Because Mark spent most of the series only "pretending" to be married to Becky, when in reality he was actually married to Darlene the entire time.  

    In the episode where Darlene finds out David is peeping at Molly with the telescope, what happens in the scene that was edited out?  
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    jjc92787

    [131]Feb 5, 2007
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    Darlene catches Molly and David kissing in her bed.

    What was Roseanne and Dan's real reason for going on walks in the morning before work?
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    ct02809sb

    [132]Feb 5, 2007
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    They were sneaking off to IHOP for pigs in a blanket.

    What did Roseanne say that broke the lie detector at Rodbell's?

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    txgirl75

    [133]Feb 6, 2007
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    That she is nice to everyone and a very hard worker.

    Since all the kids are gone besides Jerry what did they do Becky and Darlene's old room?
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    SparkleFarkle

    [134]Feb 6, 2007
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    They turned it into a home theater room and spend much of their time watching old Barnaby Jones'.

    What were (at least two) of the foods/food combinations Darlene craved when she was pregnant?

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    lovejoy232

    [135]Feb 6, 2007
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    dog bones

    cat food

    Did DJ ever get married? If so, to who?

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    SparkleFarkle

    [136]Feb 6, 2007
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    DJ married the Welcome Wagon lady at Becky and Mark's trailer park.  DJ became a film producer and she was usually his leading lady. 

    The Lunch Box actually did fold when that new loose meat restaurant moved in across the street.  What did Roseanne do for an income when the Lunch Box was no longer?

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    EvansvilleIN

    [137]Feb 6, 2007
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    She taught anger managment classes at the Lobo.  She accepted donations.

    What was the real reason Lecy left the show?


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    jjc92787

    [138]Feb 6, 2007
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    She wanted to try out for a new version of The Brady Bunch.

    What was the first thing Darlene wore after moving out of her all black phase?
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    ct02809sb

    [139]Feb 7, 2007
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    She experimented briefly with a Shirley Temple look.

    What would happen if the space aliens kidnapped Roseanne instead of Arnie?

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    lovejoy232

    [140]Feb 7, 2007
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    they  immediately returned her to earth

    Why did the space aliens capture Roseanne in the first place?

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