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    lovejoy232

    [161]Feb 11, 2007
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    he didn't know what he wanted to do

    Who was the first person to find a job in Season 1 & what was the job?

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    EvansvilleIN

    [162]Feb 11, 2007
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    Sal Barone, he got a job doing TV comercials for younger brothers who get abused by older sisters.

    What happened to Mark and David's sisters?
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    txgirl75

    [163]Feb 11, 2007
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    One of the sisters is now married to DJ they are expecting twins this summer. The other one ran away was never seen again.

    That dog DJ brought home what happen to it?
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    SparkleFarkle

    [164]Feb 12, 2007
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    That little pup is still in Roseanne's basement writing his memoirs.

    There really wasn't money in that envelope Ziggy left on Dan and Roseanne's fridge.  What was inside it instead?

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    ct02809sb

    [165]Feb 13, 2007
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    S&H Green Stamps.

    We all know Mark's poem about Dan ("Dan the man, my man Dan").  What poem did he write about Roseanne?

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    txgirl75

    [166]Feb 13, 2007
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    Roseanne she's no Rose she's so mean. Always on my case. Thinks I'm stupid I will show her I'm not. The guy that played Mark died in real life so did they kill Mark off or did they get someone else to play him?
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    EvansvilleIN

    [167]Feb 13, 2007
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    They got a ventriloquist dummy to fill in for him the last 2 years of the show.  Nobody seemed to notice.

    Is the show "Roseanne" really Roseanne's life story?  I mean, is it all true?

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    ct02809sb

    [168]Feb 13, 2007
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    Most of it is true.  One difference is that in real life, Roseanne is played by Heather Locklear.

    Did David ever find success as an artist?

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    SparkleFarkle

    [169]Feb 13, 2007
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    Yes, he did the circuit as a performance artist spinning plates on sticks while wearing nothing more than 2 ferrets and a pair of wax Halloween lips.

    During occupational therapy at the mental institution, Audrey, Dan's mom, creates something much better than macaroni ashtrays.  Upon her release, she markets them, making her quite comfy, monetarily.  What was her business venture all about?

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    EvansvilleIN

    [170]Feb 13, 2007
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    She sells seashells down by the seashore.  

    What happened to Phyllis Zimmer after highschool?
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    SparkleFarkle

    [172]Feb 13, 2007
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    She hooked up with the mayor of Lanford and together they are pyramid-ing their way through life the Amway way.

    After winning the lottery, Roseanne and Jackie give their shares of the Lunch Box to Nancy and Leon.  They decide to change the restaurant's name to what?

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    lovejoy232

    [173]Feb 14, 2007
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    "The Prince & Princess of Lanford'

    Why did Nancy & Leon rename "The Lunch Box" to "The Prince & Princess of Lanford?"

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    EvansvilleIN

    [174]Feb 14, 2007
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    Because Nancy likes to dress up like the singer Prince, and everyone in Lanford knows Leon is a Princess.

    Where does (or did) Nana Mary live?

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    SparkleFarkle

    [176]Feb 14, 2007
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    After Becky and Mark's trailer flooded, they sold it to Nana Mary whose guilty pleasures included plumbing.  She got so good at it that around the mobile home community she became known as the "Plumber's Helper".

    Why did Kevin change his name to David?

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    txgirl75

    [177]Feb 14, 2007
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    Darlene didn't like the name Kevin so she changed his name to David.

    Why didn't Darlene not like the name Kevin?
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    lovejoy232

    [178]Feb 14, 2007
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    it  reminded her of one of Becky's former boyfriends

    How many boyfriends did Becky have & who is her current one?

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    jjc92787

    [179]Feb 14, 2007
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    She had 53 boyfriends and she is currently dating rapper Chris Brown.

    Whatever happened to Brian?
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    SparkleFarkle

    [180]Feb 15, 2007
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    Brian is David's ferret trainer for the two ferrets he wears when he's doing his performance art (see post 169 of this thread).  David enduringly refers to him as the "BeastMaster".  Every once in a while, Brian throws David a liversnap, too!

    Dan's Canoga clock stopped burping and started talking.  What were the first words out of its mouth?

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