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    SparkleFarkle

    [1]Apr 21, 2008
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    "In 5 Words" is quite simple. Each time, a Roseanne character's name will be thrown out. The object? In whatever way you wish, reply with exactly 5 words that apply to that character. It can be 5 random words that describe the character, 5 things that remind you of the character-- or some mix thereof, quotes from the character, your two cents about the character, etc. It can even just be a 5-word sentence about the character. Be serious or be funny...it's up to you.

    THERE ARE ONLY two rules:
    1. Your reply MUST be exactly 5 words.
    2. Make the sky your limit, just as long as the character and reply remain on topic.

    (About rule number 2: Stretch your mind and be creative. Perhaps this will turn into a major illustration of which characters are developed the best, and which are our true favorites!)

    TAKE for example:

    IN 5 WORDS: JACKIE

    "Have another shot of pancake."

    Next up: DAN

    Got it? Good. One more thing: Everyone is welcome! Now, without further adieu, let's continue with...

    IN 5 WORDS: DAN

    My 5:

    Beer guzzling, teddy bear drywaller.

    Your turn!

    Next up: ROSEANNE

    Edited on 04/22/2008 6:02am
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    CathyGio

    [2]Apr 21, 2008
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    Can really stretch a dollar

    Next up: David

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    phatty_jr86

    [3]Apr 21, 2008
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    Poodle haired, artistic, Darlene's property

    Next: Darlene
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    SparkleFarkle

    [4]Apr 21, 2008
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    DARLENE: She said, "Rub a lamp."

    In 5 Words: DWIGHT

    Edited on 04/22/2008 6:03am
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    CathyGio

    [5]Apr 21, 2008
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    Owner of the green monster

    (I think that was Dwight)

    Next up: Nancy

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    SparkleFarkle

    [6]Apr 22, 2008
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    NANCY: Lycra-clad, Arnie put-up-wither, lesbian gonnabe.

    ("Hyphens Gone WILD!")

    In 5 Words: BEV

    Edited on 04/22/2008 6:19am
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    phatty_jr86

    [7]Apr 22, 2008
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    Call her Bev or seahag!

    Next: DAN
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    KFCgravy

    [8]Apr 23, 2008
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    Dan - Drywall Master Of The Universe!!!!

    (of course I had to come play )

    Let's do Becky next.

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    jww047

    [9]Apr 23, 2008
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    Becky: Oh no, not meatloaf again!

    Next Up: Mark
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    SparkleFarkle

    [10]Apr 25, 2008
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    MARK: Becky's Mark Mark Bo Bark

    In 5 Words: ARNIE

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    tcarreon

    [11]Apr 27, 2008
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    Arnie: Mr. Bingo, slept with Jackie.

    In 5 Words:D.J.
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    CathyGio

    [12]Apr 28, 2008
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    Michael Fishman, not Sal Barone

    Next: Chuck

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    SparkleFarkle

    [13]Apr 28, 2008
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    CHUCK~ Doppelgänger: James Pickens Jr. look-alike

    In 5 Words: IRIS

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    tcarreon

    [14]Apr 28, 2008
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    Iris - grenade + hand = *boom*! magic wand.

    In 5 words: Edgar Wellman
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    SparkleFarkle

    [15]Apr 30, 2008
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    tcarreon wrote:
    Iris - grenade + hand = *boom*! magic wand.
    Fantastic!
    tcarreon wrote:
    In 5 words: Edgar Wellman

    (I'm taking it that you're referring to Edgar Wellman Jr., not Sr.)

    EDGAR WELLMAN JR.: Attraction for a fur-headed Roseanne.

    In 5 Words: PETE (coworker at Wellman's)

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    PerfumeSniper

    [16]May 1, 2008
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    Pete = pointy guy needing a toupee.

    Next: Bonnie

    Edited on 05/01/2008 12:06pm
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    SparkleFarkle

    [17]May 3, 2008
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    BONNIE: Married to Etheridge's "seed" donor.

    In 5 Words: KATHY BOWMAN

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    CathyGio

    [18]May 3, 2008
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    Needed an "operation" in Chicago

    Next : Sylvia

    Edited on 05/03/2008 2:39pm
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    tcarreon

    [19]May 3, 2008
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    Sylvia - no season two for you!

    In 5 words... Ed Conner
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    BurienBomber

    [20]May 5, 2008
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    Ed Conner: Disappeared the last 2 seasons

    on deck ----> Booker

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