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    ct02809sb

    [21]Jun 6, 2006
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    What does Roseanne say when Dan tells her that Jackie thinks he's like a god?
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    KFCgravy

    [22]Jun 8, 2006
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    i think you stumped us..  
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    ct02809sb

    [23]Jun 9, 2006
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    Sorry.  I was away for a few days.

    She said, "That's only because you don't do anything on Sunday".

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    KFCgravy

    [24]Jun 10, 2006
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    good one!

    What does Roseanne tell Jackie when Jackie flips out about Bev mentioning that she drank while she was pregnant?

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    ct02809sb

    [25]Jun 11, 2006
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    KFCgravy wrote:

    good one!

    What does Roseanne tell Jackie when Jackie flips out about Bev mentioning that she drank while she was pregnant?

    I remember the scene, but I don't remember what Roseanne said.

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    KFCgravy

    [26]Jun 11, 2006
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    Roseanne tells Jackie "Don't worry, after a few months inside mom we probably needed a shot or two..."

    I'll let someone else do a new question - my brains dead right now...

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    ct02809sb

    [27]Jun 12, 2006
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    When they are trying to get a loan to start the diner, Jackie suggests they go down to the bank tomorrow morning and tell them the truth.  What does Roseanne say?
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    mandoelin

    [28]Jun 12, 2006
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    It's gonna take me longer that that to come up with the truth.....
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    ct02809sb

    [29]Jun 12, 2006
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    mandoelin wrote:
    It's gonna take me longer that that to come up with the truth.....
    Right.
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    mandoelin

    [30]Jun 12, 2006
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    someone can take my turn.........
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    jjc92787

    [31]Jun 12, 2006
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    Customer at diner: What do you suggest? Chicken or turkey salad? (may not be the exact line)

    What was Roseanne's response?
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    KFCgravy

    [32]Jun 12, 2006
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    "Chicken Salad, Egg, Salad, Tuna Salad...they're all just different words for mayonaise, PICK ONE" (she was trying to quit smoking)

    Becky tells Dan & Roseanne that they're moving into a trailor & asks "isn't that great?" What does Rosanne say back?

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    EvansvilleIN

    [33]Jun 14, 2006
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    Something like: we are now officially Trailor Trash.
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    KFCgravy

    [34]Jun 14, 2006
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    Actually it was "That's the best news I've heard since...since you married Mark!"

    I'll let someone else ask the next one...

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    ct02809sb

    [35]Jun 15, 2006
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    Jackie says, "I can't call people now.  I'm supposed to be in mourning".

    What does Roseanne say?

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    mandoelin

    [36]Jun 15, 2006
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    Wear a veil while you're on the phone...

    sorry,I can't think of one.
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    KFCgravy

    [37]Jun 22, 2006
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    Darlene and Roseanne are arguing and Darlene says "I'm just trying to talk to you like a human being, is that possible?"

    What is Roseanne's comeback line?

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    hoffman9102

    [38]Jun 23, 2006
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    ARF! I will be back with the next one...
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    hoffman9102

    [39]Jun 23, 2006
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    O.K, I got one...Dan says about Becky "What am I supposed to do baby, hang out at the MALT SHOP?" what is Roseanne's response...
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    ct02809sb

    [40]Jun 23, 2006
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    She tells him to bring her back something from there, like a milkshake.
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