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    hoffman9102

    [41]Jun 23, 2006
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    Correct, your turn!!
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    ct02809sb

    [42]Jun 24, 2006
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    Dan says, "I always thought getting married was the smartest thing I ever did".

    What does Roseanne say?

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    ct02809sb

    [43]Jun 26, 2006
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    I'll give the answer.

    Roseanne says, "Getting married WAS the smartest thing YOU ever did.  We're talking about me now".

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    KFCgravy

    [44]Jun 27, 2006
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    Becky, Roseanne & Jackie are discussing birth control and Becky asks "Doesn't all that stuff kill the mood"

    Roseanne says???

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    EvansvilleIN

    [45]Jun 27, 2006
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    Not as much as a loaded diaper.
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    KFCgravy

    [46]Jun 27, 2006
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    Not as much as a sreaming baby with a loaded diaper (ain't THAT the truth!) Close enuf- your turn
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    EvansvilleIN

    [47]Jun 28, 2006
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    Jackie is telling Roseanne that if and when she has a baby, she wants to give birth in a pool of warm water because it is so healthy for the baby.  Roseanne says?
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    ct02809sb

    [48]Jun 28, 2006
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    EvansvilleIN wrote:
    Jackie is telling Roseanne that if and when she has a baby, she wants to give birth in a pool of warm water because it is so healthy for the baby.  Roseanne says?

    And it will probably keep everyone out of the shallow end of the pool.

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    EvansvilleIN

    [49]Jun 28, 2006
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     You got it.
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    ct02809sb

    [50]Jun 29, 2006
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    EvansvilleIN wrote:
     You got it.

    Jackie tells Roseanne that if they get a 4th stove delivered by mistake they're going to keep it.

    What does Roseanne say?

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    EvansvilleIN

    [51]Jun 29, 2006
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    I think she says something like...

    Of course, were not fanatics.

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    ct02809sb

    [52]Jun 30, 2006
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    EvansvilleIN wrote:

    I think she says something like...

    Of course, were not fanatics.

    Right.

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    EvansvilleIN

    [53]Jun 30, 2006
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    Kathy Bowman says something like "This is He11, I'm living in He11." 

    Roseanne says?

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    jjc92787

    [54]Jun 30, 2006
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    "No, it's just Lanford. Same zipcode though"

    Dan notices how the kids run to his father when he walks in the door and says "how come the kids don't run like that for me?" What does Roseanne say in response?
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    EvansvilleIN

    [55]Jun 30, 2006
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    They do honey, it's just in the other direction. 

    Something like that, she insinuated they were running away from him, not to him.

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    EvansvilleIN

    [56]Jun 30, 2006
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    Dan and Roseanne are arguing about him loaning out money without asking her first.  He said it was like the way he bought her a microwave without asking her.  So he says he will just kill himself (actual words?), so he sticks his head in the microwave. 

    Roseanne then says?
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    mandoelin

    [57]Jul 1, 2006
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    Kids dinner..We're having butt roast!!!
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    eshey_2007

    [58]Jul 6, 2006
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    Hey I'm new to the boards...I saw the last line was answered. So I hope you guys don't mind if I throw one in here.

    It's the episode that Dan and Roseanne have their big fight. Roseanne is really mad at Dan. He flees into the kitchen. Roseanne yells, "Dan, what you doing?!?" Dan replies..."I'm fixing dinner!"

    What is Roseanne's comeback line?
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    ct02809sb

    [59]Jul 7, 2006
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    eshey_2007 wrote:
    Hey I'm new to the boards...I saw the last line was answered. So I hope you guys don't mind if I throw one in here. It's the episode that Dan and Roseanne have their big fight. Roseanne is really mad at Dan. He flees into the kitchen. Roseanne yells, "Dan, what you doing?!?" Dan replies..."I'm fixing dinner!" What is Roseanne's comeback line?

    "Oh, you just fixed dinner 3 years ago".

    They repeated the same lines during their huge fight after Dan's heart attack, only she said 11 years.

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    CathyGio

    [60]Jul 12, 2006
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    Just to get things moving again

    DJ to Roseanne "Mom Darlene called me a prevert"

    Roseanne says.................

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