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New game idea - Give Roseanne's comeback line

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    ct02809sb

    [101]Jul 28, 2006
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    When Dan doesn't want to go to D.J.'s parent-teacher conference he says, "He's only a 3rd grader.  What could they tell me about him that I don't already know?"

    Roseanne says...

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    CathyGio

    [102]Jul 28, 2006
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    He's in the 4th grade

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    ct02809sb

    [103]Jul 28, 2006
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    CathyGio wrote:

    He's in the 4th grade

    Right.

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    CathyGio

    [104]Jul 28, 2006
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    After the women quit Wellman, Jackie was giving a speech thanking Roseanne. When Jackie asked "What was your name again?" Roseanne says what?

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    ct02809sb

    [105]Jul 28, 2006
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    CathyGio wrote:

    After the women quit Wellman, Jackie was giving a speech thanking Roseanne. When Jackie asked "What was your name again?" Roseanne says what?

    Sally Field (I think she was referring to the movie "Norma Rae")

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    EvansvilleIN

    [106]Aug 1, 2006
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    Bev asks, "Where do you keep your citrus fruits".

    Roseanne says?

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    kaygamer

    [107]Aug 1, 2006
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    I think theres some strawberry poptarts in the cabinet.
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    EvansvilleIN

    [108]Aug 1, 2006
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    I thought it was something like "I think there's an orange under the dryer."

    Go ahead and ask one.

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    kaygamer

    [109]Aug 1, 2006
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    Yes, after she said poptarts, she said ''I think there's an orange under the dryer.''

    Someone can take my turn.
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    EvansvilleIN

    [110]Aug 3, 2006
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    Jackie says something like It takes a real evil mind to be able to fool a lie detector.

    Roseanne says?

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    KFCgravy

    [111]Aug 3, 2006
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    "I can beat it" or something like that.  I remember her saying that to herself over & over but I wasn't sure if it was before or after Jackie's comment.
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    EvansvilleIN

    [112]Aug 4, 2006
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    Yeah KFC that was as close as I remember too.  I think she got an evil look in her eyes and said I know I can beat it. 

    Next.

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    KFCgravy

    [113]Aug 4, 2006
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    Roseanne & Dan are arguing about keeping Darlene from returning to Chicago after learning about her drug experimentation and Dan makes a comment about how Roseanne can't possibly watch her all day... Roseanne says "?"
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    CathyGio

    [114]Aug 5, 2006
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    "No I'm gonna sit her ont op of the TV so YOU can watch her all day"
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    KFCgravy

    [115]Aug 6, 2006
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    yeah, I LOVE that one Your turn...
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    CathyGio

    [116]Aug 6, 2006
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    Someone else can take mine....can't think of one

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    jjc92787

    [117]Aug 6, 2006
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    One time when Dan made chili for dinner, DJ said he didn't want chili and would rather have fishsticks. What was Roseanne's response?
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    and789

    [118]Aug 6, 2006
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    I'm just wondering something and I would be happy if someone could please answer it for me?

    I'm currently wacthing the ep. where the family goes to Florida and Disneyland

    And they made such a big deal about flying first class

    and a big deal on just going on vacation

    and they act so stupid with there room service and make a big deal about there room

    What I mean is I know there really really poor american-white trash but there pretty sad.

    So once again my question is what is the big freaking deal i've been to Disneyworld multiple times.

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    jjc92787

    [119]Aug 7, 2006
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    Roseanne thought that they would not have anymore chances to do something together as a family anymore since Becky was going to college and Darlene would be finishing college and going onto a career. So she decides to use the money Dan gets and have the whole family go to Disneyworld because she wanted to go somewhere where all the countries of the world are in the same place (Epcot). They make a big deal out of the plane and hotel because they've never been able to afford a nice room like that before which means they've never seen things like classy room service, expensive food for breakfast, and conseirge (sp). They also never got the chance to go into first class before meaning they haven't been able to experience its perks. It was also their first time going to Disneyworld, not everyone in the world goes there almost every summer. I don't think it's sad. Others would have the exact same reactions, including myself.
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    KFCgravy

    [120]Aug 7, 2006
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    jjc92787 wrote:
    One time when Dan made chili for dinner, DJ said he didn't want chili and would rather have fishsticks. What was Roseanne's response?

    I don't know if we all just strayed off topic, or if we're all stumped, but since it's been 24 hours, could ya give us the answer & try another question please?

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