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New game idea - Give Roseanne's comeback line

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    and789

    [121]Aug 7, 2006
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    Edited on 08/11/2006 6:44am
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    KFCgravy

    [122]Aug 9, 2006
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    KFCgravy wrote:

    jjc92787 wrote:
    One time when Dan made chili for dinner, DJ said he didn't want chili and would rather have fishsticks. What was Roseanne's response?

    I don't know if we all just strayed off topic, or if we're all stumped, but since it's been 24 hours, could ya give us the answer & try another question please?

    This question is still in play... anyone have a guess - if not, feel free to post a new question & lets get this rollin' again.

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    jjc92787

    [123]Aug 10, 2006
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    Sorry, I was on vacation since Tuesday and just got back. Roseanne's line was "Well, it's nice to have a dream."

    Someone else can go.
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    hoffman9102

    [124]Aug 11, 2006
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    Roseanne says: Darlene, Honey...do you want to walk to the store with me later?

    Darlene says:...............
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    ct02809sb

    [125]Aug 12, 2006
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    hoffman9102 wrote:
    Roseanne says: Darlene, Honey...do you want to walk to the store with me later? Darlene says:...............

    I think she said, "I would rather stay here and drill screws into my toes", or something like that.

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    KFCgravy

    [126]Aug 12, 2006
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    Yup, that was it - your turn for a question...

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    hoffman9102

    [127]Aug 13, 2006
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    When ya answer a question,follow up on it, so you can take your turn at asking the next one...otherwise....the game gets held up and off-track.
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    ct02809sb

    [128]Aug 14, 2006
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    Joan says to Roseanne, "It's funny, it's only when I'm in Lanford that I'm known as your father's mistress".

    Roseanne says...

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    KFCgravy

    [129]Aug 14, 2006
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    Something like "acutally, in Lanford you're known by a much different name" or something like that...

    Roseanne is at the day spa and the fashion consultant has just given her advice/tips... Roseanne's comeback is...?

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    EvansvilleIN

    [130]Aug 14, 2006
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    I remember the consultant asked what was on her back, and Roseanne said it was a Dowager's Hump.
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    FakeSnlNorm

    [131]Aug 14, 2006
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    KFCgravy wrote:

    Something like "acutally, in Lanford you're known by a much different name" or something like that...

    Roseanne is at the day spa and the fashion consultant has just given her advice/tips... Roseanne's comeback is...?


    Well if you use it then no thanks.
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    KFCgravy

    [132]Aug 14, 2006
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    Clue - I'm talking about the fashion consultant at the end of the episode not the spa consultant at the beginning... and Roseanne's comeback was NOT a typical quote...

    If no one answers by noon tomorrow I'll reveal the answer & post a new question.  I think you'll get it though since you remember the episode.

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    ct02809sb

    [133]Aug 15, 2006
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    KFCgravy wrote:

    Something like "acutally, in Lanford you're known by a much different name" or something like that...

    Roseanne is at the day spa and the fashion consultant has just given her advice/tips... Roseanne's comeback is...?

    Close enough...I think it was "In Lanford you're known as something else".

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    KFCgravy

    [134]Aug 15, 2006
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    KFCgravy wrote:

    Roseanne is at the day spa and the fashion consultant has just given her advice/tips... Roseanne's comeback is...?

    Since no one got this, I'll reveal the answer - she pretended to hug him, then knee'd him in the groin.

    Someone else can ask another one...

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    KFCgravy

    [135]Aug 23, 2006
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    Nobody's asked anything yet, so I'll throw one out there...

    Becky and Darlene are talking about kissing, and Becky tells Darlene that you have to open your mouth.  Darlene says "you OPEN your MOUTH... For what?"

    and Roseanne says "?"

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    CathyGio

    [136]Aug 23, 2006
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    So you can slip him the tongue

    Someone else can take the next one

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    ct02809sb

    [137]Aug 23, 2006
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    Darlene says, "I wish I had been kidnapped".

    Roseanne says...

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    KFCgravy

    [138]Aug 23, 2006
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    "Well go up to your room & leave the window open and maybe you'll get lucky"

    Becky is asking for help with her hair before her date and Roseanne is brushing it out while Darlene teases Becky that her date "does the nasty with college girls"

    Roseanne says "?"

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    lovejoy232

    [139]Aug 23, 2006
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    Here's one.

    Roseanne: DJ, do you wanna know how they invented privacy?

    DJ: Yeah!

    What does Roseanne say after that?

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    jjc92787

    [140]Aug 23, 2006
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    "Scram"

    What did Roseanne say after she found out who their waiter would be at McArthurs that made everyone at the table clap?
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