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    CathyGio

    [161]Sep 13, 2006
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    You're right!
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    Amber9879

    [162]Sep 13, 2006
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    Becky: Can we like order now?
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    EvansvilleIN

    [163]Sep 14, 2006
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    You'll eat what I bring you. 
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    EvansvilleIN

    [164]Sep 14, 2006
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    DJ: Mom, where's my sleeping bag?
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    jjc92787

    [165]Sep 14, 2006
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    "In that place with the car and all the tools, you know"

    Bev: "Oh you were at her house all hours of the night studying"
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    EvansvilleIN

    [166]Sep 15, 2006
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    Was that when Roseanne was young and told Bev she was at a girlfriends house, but she was really with Dan?  I can't remember exactly what she said, something like her girlfieind was really Dan.
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    jjc92787

    [167]Sep 15, 2006
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    Yeah, close enough. I think she said "Well, there was no Jenine. I was with Dan!" You're up.
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    EvansvilleIN

    [168]Sep 16, 2006
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    Guy at drive-in window: "do you want a lid on that?"
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    Amber9879

    [169]Sep 16, 2006
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    Something along the lines of NO no lid so I can spill it all over myself.

    Darlene's history teacher Ms. Crane: "Your daughter barks."
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    EvansvilleIN

    [170]Sep 16, 2006
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    Our whole family barks.

    Becky is talking about birth control, Jackie says "Isn't it great Roseanne?"
    Edited on 09/16/2006 12:45pm
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    Amber9879

    [171]Sep 17, 2006
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    Roseanne screams out and waves her hands in the air and says OH SURE!!!
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    EvansvilleIN

    [172]Sep 17, 2006
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    You got it.
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    Amber9879

    [173]Sep 18, 2006
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    Great!!!

    Dan and Roseanne are sitting in the livingroom on the episode when they found the marijuana. Jackie comes in and askes: Do you know what that is?
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    Amber9879

    [174]Sep 22, 2006
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    Jackie: Do you know what that is?

    Roseanne: You aint gonna nark on us are you.

    (may not be exact)

    Someone else can go.
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    lovejoy232

    [176]Sep 23, 2006
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    Becky: "But that's what I was gonna wear to Diane's to study."  May not be exact.
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    Amber9879

    [177]Sep 27, 2006
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    Just a guess...Too bad.
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    lovejoy232

    [178]Sep 28, 2006
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    Okay.  No one got it. So here it is.

    I didn't know there was a dress code at Diane's.  Here's another one.

    Kathy: We just ruled out Jimmy Mullins & Bob Hope.

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    Amber9879

    [179]Sep 28, 2006
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    lovejoy232 wrote:

    Okay.  No one got it. So here it is.

    I didn't know there was a dress code at Diane's.  Here's another one.

    Kathy: We just ruled out Jimmy Mullins & Bob Hope.



    Roseanne: Well, I didn't see the driver, that could've been Bob Hope.

    Someone else can go I can't think of one.
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    lovejoy232

    [180]Sep 29, 2006
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    Dan: It's a wild, untamed...What's the word I'm looking for?
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