ABC (ended 1997)
You won that fat envelope of money Ziggy left Dan and Roseanne on the refrigerator (and a bonus, too: look on the fridge door to find the X-rated photo of George Clooney-- Hubba-hubba!)
***Insert Coins*** (Cha-ching!!!)
You've won your choice of either the curdy milk carton Dan gleefully puts back into the fridge or
the twenty year old condiment packets in the back of the cupboard. ( Bleghh!!
Inserts coin into vending machine
You've won a used shower curtain with pink flamingoes on it.
***Insert Coins Into The Vending Machine***
You won the outdated kitten calendar that David wants to teach DJ how to draw cats from!
You've won the money that Darlene stashed in the bathroom. David is hiding in there and D.J. needs to use the john and uncovers their secret and gets paid off to keep mum.
*****Inserts coin into vending machine*****
You've won the fury dice Jackie received as a gift when she became a trucker.
***inserts coins in the vending machine***
You won the lime green monster.
You won a peanut butter and frito sandwich.
***inserts coins into vending machine***
you won Dan's boat
You won a chance to drive Dan's Harley!
***inserts coins in vending machine, they come back out, inserts coins a second time and, BINGO!-- it works! Cha-Ching!***
you won DJ's frozen bees
You've won ballroom dance lessons with Hal!
***inserts coins into the vending machine***
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