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Roseanne Vending Machine Game

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    SparkleFarkle

    [121]Jan 12, 2007
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    You won that fat envelope of money Ziggy left Dan and Roseanne on the refrigerator (and a bonus, too:  look on the fridge door to find the X-rated photo of George Clooney-- Hubba-hubba!)

    ***Insert Coins***  (Cha-ching!!!)

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    boomertown57

    [122]Jan 12, 2007
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    You've won your choice of either the curdy milk carton Dan gleefully puts back into the fridge or

    the twenty year old condiment packets in the back of the cupboard.  (  Bleghh!!

      Inserts coin into vending machine

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    EvansvilleIN

    [123]Jan 12, 2007
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    You've won a used shower curtain with pink flamingoes on it.

    ***Insert Coins Into The Vending Machine***

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    SparkleFarkle

    [124]Jan 12, 2007
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    You won the outdated kitten calendar that David wants to teach DJ how to draw cats from!

    ***Insert Coins***

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    boomertown57

    [125]Jan 12, 2007
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    You've won the money that Darlene stashed in the bathroom.  David is hiding in there and D.J. needs to use the john and uncovers their secret and gets paid off to keep mum.

     *****Inserts coin into vending machine*****

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    SparkleFarkle

    [126]Apr 18, 2007
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    You've won the fury dice Jackie received as a gift when she became a trucker.

    ***inserts coins in the vending machine***

    Edited on 04/18/2007 5:30am
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    jjc92787

    [127]Apr 18, 2007
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    You've won a personal reading of an improvisational bedtime story by Roseanne.

    *inserts coins into vending machine*
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    SparkleFarkle

    [128]Apr 19, 2007
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    You won the laundry detergent coupon Dan took out of the newspaper for Roseanne that ended up to be in the shape of a peanut when he was through tearing it out.
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    tcarreon

    [129]Apr 19, 2007
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    You forgot the coins, but the machine still gives you...

    A used washer and dryer. (Lint screen torn, agitator cracked.)
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    SparkleFarkle

    [130]Apr 19, 2007
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    tcarreon wrote:
    You forgot the coins, but the machine still gives you...

    A used washer and dryer. (Lint screen torn, agitator cracked.)
    This is some vending machine, you forgot the coins, too, and it's still spitting out prizes! You won a bowl of Dan's four-star chili!

    ***inserts coins into vending machine***
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    tcarreon

    [131]Apr 20, 2007
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    The vending machine chugs along and spits out...

    A bathrobe that looks fire retardant...it's way retardant.

    ***inserts coins into vending machine***
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    lovejoy232

    [132]Apr 21, 2007
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    You won the lime green monster.

    *inserts coin*

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    jjc92787

    [133]Apr 22, 2007
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    You've won Roseanne's gold card.

    *inserts coin*
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    tcarreon

    [134]Apr 22, 2007
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    You've won the kitchen table and 6 matching chairs with vinyl cushions, which is surprisingly exactly like the kitchen set my parents had when I was a kid.

    ***inserts coins***
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    SparkleFarkle

    [135]Apr 23, 2007
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    You won a peanut butter and frito sandwich.

    ***inserts coins into vending machine***

    Edited on 04/23/2007 4:41am
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    lovejoy232

    [136]Apr 24, 2007
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    you won Dan's boat

    *inserts coins*

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    SparkleFarkle

    [137]Apr 27, 2007
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    You won a chance to drive Dan's Harley!

    ***inserts coins in vending machine, they come back out, inserts coins a second time and, BINGO!-- it works!  Cha-Ching!***

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    lovejoy232

    [138]Apr 27, 2007
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    you won DJ's frozen bees

    *inserts coins*

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    SparkleFarkle

    [139]Apr 27, 2007
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    You've won ballroom dance lessons with Hal!

    ***inserts coins into the vending machine***

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    jjc92787

    [140]Apr 29, 2007
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    You've won the Midol that Roseanne and Jackie keep away from Bev!

    *inserts coins into vending machine*
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