Season 3 Episode 2

Friends and Relatives

Aired Tuesday 9:00 PM Sep 25, 1990 on ABC
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Friends and Relatives
Lending money to pal Arnie comes easily for Dan, but when he needs the money back sooner than Arnie can repay, he has trouble asking family for a loan. Jackie steps in and offers to help, but Dan refuses time after time.

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    John Goodman

    John Goodman

    Dan Conner

    Laurie Metcalf

    Laurie Metcalf

    Jackie Harris

    Sara Gilbert

    Sara Gilbert

    Darlene Conner Healy

    Michael Fishman

    Michael Fishman

    David Jacob "D.J." Conner

    Lecy Goranson

    Lecy Goranson

    Rebecca "Becky" Conner Healy

    Roseanne Barr

    Roseanne Barr

    Roseanne Conner

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    Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


    • TRIVIA (1)

      • Arnie tells Roseanne in this episode that him and Nancy are getting married. In the episode, Five of a Kind from season 2, Arnie said his girlfriend's name was Sharon.

    • QUOTES (10)

      • Roseanne: Now what did I tell you about peeping on your sister?
        DJ: You only said I couldn't peep at Becky.
        Roseanne: Well he's got me there, Darlene.
        Becky: What's going on?
        Darlene: I caught the little pervert trying to peep at me!
        Becky: Why?

      • Arnie: Oh I didn't get her a ring.
        Roseanne: Well what did you get her with that fifteen hundred bucks?
        Arnie: I got her one of those breast augmentation deals.
        Roseanne: You got her a BOOB JOB?!

      • Roseanne: Ohhhh Dan! I want you to take a look at this (hands Polaroid picture of Nancy to Dan) Arnie's gift to Nancy.
        Dan: (stares for a moment) Please tell me you got her a camera.

      • Becky: (complaining to Roseanne about D.J. walking in on her in the shower) Your son is sick!
        Darlene: Yeah, well now that he saw you naked, he's probably upstairs puking his guts out.

      • Roseanne: Well how come it's okay to go to the bank and pay all this huge interest, but it's not okay to get it from Jackie for nothing.
        Dan: It's good business dear.

      • (Roseanne is searching through the laundry)
        Roseanne: Here it is.
        Jackie: Yes, traffic directional guidance apparatus. Or as we on the force like to call them...white gloves.

      • (Arnie and Roseanne hug as Dan walks in)
        Dan: I knew it! The minute I turn my back, you went and stole my man!

      • Becky: Mother you have got to talk to DJ. I was just in the bathroom completely naked, and he just barges in on me.
        Darlene: Oh, great. You traumatized him. He'll be gay for sure now!

      • Arnie: Kid's a peeper huh? Brings back memories.
        Roseanne: You have sisters too?
        Arnie: I wish!

      • D.J.: Darlene says I'm a prevert.
        Roseanne: No, honey, you're not a prevert, you're a pervert.

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