Roseanne

Season 5 Episode 23

Glengarry, Glen Rosey

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Aired Tuesday 9:00 PM May 04, 1993 on ABC
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Glengarry, Glen Rosey
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The clock is ticking on the loan payment that needs to be made at the Lumber Yard that Dan borrowed from to refurbish a house that Roger picked out. When the buyer fell through, and Roger skips town, all looks grim, until Jackie comes up with an unexpected solution, that saves the day.moreless

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John Goodman

John Goodman

Dan Conner

Laurie Metcalf

Laurie Metcalf

Jackie Harris

Sara Gilbert

Sara Gilbert

Darlene Conner Healy

Michael Fishman

Michael Fishman

David Jacob "D.J." Conner

Roseanne Barr

Roseanne Barr

Roseanne Conner

Tim Curry

Tim Curry

Roger

Guest Star

Christopher Darga

Christopher Darga

house buyer

Guest Star

Chris Farley

Chris Farley

Customer

Guest Star

James Pickens Jr.

James Pickens Jr.

Chuck Mitchell

Recurring Role

Sandra Bernhard

Sandra Bernhard

Nancy Bartlett Thomas

Recurring Role

Johnny Galecki

Johnny Galecki

David Healy

Recurring Role

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  • TRIVIA (1)

  • QUOTES (8)

    • (While shopping)
      Roseanne: I just can't believe that Nancy might have a baby.
      Jackie: Look at it this way. Maybe her having a baby will make her less self-absorbed.
      Nancy: (entering) What do you think? Does this stroller make me look fat?

    • Dan: Nobody calls me stupid in my own house that doesn't live here.
      Chuck: Well then, I'll go outside and yell it through the window!

    • Dan: Life's worth nothing if you don't take risks.
      Although, we took a big risk, and we're still worth nothing.

    • Jackie: Sorry I'm late, mom wouldn't let me go, I still had an ounce of self esteem left.

    • Jackie: One of the rules is you never date your lesbian girlfriend's boyfriends.

    • Dan: Hey, Deej, why don't you ride your bike out front there, it'll make the place look quaint.
      Roseanne: Just watch out for those crack addicts on the corner!

    • Dan: Listen Bev, I need to borrow $5000.00 until the house sells. Now you know I'd rather do anything than beg you for money but...well, you're the only person I know that can't possibly think any less of me.

    • Dan: Ah man we're screwed.
      Roseanne: No Dan, we're so far from screwed that the light from screwed would take 1 billion years to reach the earth.

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  • ALLUSIONS (1)

    • The title of this episode is an allusion to James Foley's 1992 film, Glengarry Glen Ross, an adaptation of David Mamet's own Pulitzer-winning stage play, and stars Al Pacino and Jack Lemmon.

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