Roseanne Season 7 Episode 22

Dan: Remember our first place?
Roseanne: Yeah that was a dump. When are we moving out of there?

(Becky's whole family is helping her and Mark move into the trailer.)
Darlene: My sister is moving into a trailer park. (suppressed chuckle) I can't tell you where I was the day Kennedy was shot but I will always remember this moment.

Roseanne: (trying to comfort Darlene who is overwhelmed by the fact that Becky is moving out of the house for good) Well, not everything is changing. I mean, we still got your dad, and the furniture, and... DJ's haircut.

Mark: (on to Dan who has "created" work for him at the garage) Come on, Dan, what do you think I am-- stupid?
Roseanne: Remember, Dan, we're guests here.

Darlene: Are you okay with this, I mean, another one of your kids moving out?
Roseanne: I mean, I always knew you guys were gonna move; I just was hopin' you wouldn't tell me where you were going.

Roseanne: Did you ever feel like your dad and me didn't give you enough?
Darlene: What are you talking about? You didn't give us anything.

Darlene: (after Roseanne tells her how proud she and Dan are of her) Even though I'm secretly a high-priced call girl?
Roseanne: Because you're a high-priced one!

Roseanne: (wishing she could have given Becky a better headstart) Becky's just...taken such a hard road.
Darlene: Yeah, she's gonna be fine. And, she's strong like you are and that will get her through, whatever she has to go through.
Roseanne: Do ya think?
Darlene: Yeah, definitely. So what if Becky's living in a trailer? It's not like she's use to living in luxury-- you did that much for her!