Roseanne

Season 9 Episode 14

Hit the Road, Jack

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Aired Tuesday 9:00 PM Jan 14, 1997 on ABC
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Hit the Road, Jack
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As Dan packs his bags to leave, Roseanne drowns her sorrows in fast food while driving aimlessly around Lanford, and D.J. finds a soul mate to share his troubles.

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    • Roseanne: My ears are freezing, my butt is tired, and I think I have a French fry lodged in my larynx.

    • (Roseanne orders a drink at a fast food chicken restaurant)
      Drive-Thru Employee: Would you like that with or without the lid?
      Roseanne: Duh, without the lid so I can spill it all over myself!

    • Heather: (Heather offers D.J. a handshake) I'm Heather.
      D.J.: (he shakes her hand) I'm D.J.
      Heather: D.J. Ooh, initials, but no name. I like a mystery. So what's D.J. stand for? No no no, wait, don't tell me...(D.J. gives her a look that says "skip it")

    • Heather: Here's a great French film: The Delicatessen. It's about a butcher who kills the people who live over his shop, then he cuts 'em up and serves them to his customers.
      D.J.: No way!
      Heather: See, the message is that's what our inhuman society makes us do to each other. I mean, we slice each other up and eat each other---blood, guts, brains, and everything, so, like, the message is, "Hey hey hey! Like, we suck!"

    • Jackie: Whatta ya say Roseanne? Wanna go to Denny's and pig out on grand slams and milk shakes?
      Roseanne: No, for the first time in my life I think I'm full!....oh what the hell, I'll follow you.

    • (Roseanne is ordering fast food.)
      Roseanne: I want EXTRA CHEESE!
      Drive-through: A large freeze?
      Roseanne: No, you moron!
      Drive-through: Sure we can put more on. That'll be $0.50 extra.

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