Season 2 Episode 5

House of Grown-Ups

Aired Tuesday 9:00 PM Oct 10, 1989 on ABC
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House of Grown-Ups

Roseanne feels abandoned when Jackie leaves for the police academy.

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    John Goodman

    John Goodman

    Dan Conner

    Laurie Metcalf

    Laurie Metcalf

    Jackie Harris

    Sara Gilbert

    Sara Gilbert

    Darlene Conner Healy

    Michael Fishman

    Michael Fishman

    David Jacob "D.J." Conner

    Lecy Goranson

    Lecy Goranson

    Rebecca "Becky" Conner Healy

    Roseanne Barr

    Roseanne Barr

    Roseanne Conner

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    • TRIVIA (1)

      • As Becky and Darlene get ready to go to a party attended by Becky's friends, she shows Darlene some ways to finish her hair so it will look good. Two episodes earlier, in "Guilt By Disassociation,"Jackie shows Roseanne the same funny hair tips.

    • QUOTES (11)

      • Roseanne: (to Darlene about the the party she and her sister attended) Did you guys have fun?
        Darlene: It was okay. Becky spent the whole night sucking face with some guy...good night.
        Dan: Guess Darlene didn't get any.

      • Dan: (to Roseanne who is struggling with Empty Nest Syndrome) It's too bad that you can't accept the fact that people have to live their own lives. Just because a bird leaves the nest doesn't mean it's gonna get creamed by the Concord.

      • Becky: Becky: When you first went out with Daddy, did you want to kiss him all the time?
        Roseanne: Well, somebody had to do it. An' you know me, 'work, work, work.'
        Becky: When did you know that you wanted to spend the rest of your life with him?
        Roseanne: Oh, well, I ain't decided that yet. We're just gonna raise you kids, ya know, and then if we still like kissin' each other then we'll decide.

      • Dan: You wanna come with us to the video store?
        Roseanne: Nah.
        D.J.: Mom, we're getting Star Wars.
        Roseanne: Oh really? No, I'll stay here in case Jackie comes by but may the Force be with you.
        Dan: Hell, you ARE the Force.

      • Darlene: Let's rent Lethal Weapon 2, Jaws 3 and Nightmare on Elm Street 4!
        Roseanne: Yeah? Well you better go wash your hands for dinner or I'll make you watch Dr. Zee-vago again.

      • Roseanne: What'd you get us for later? (Dan shows her a video and they both giggle heavily) That's perfect!

      • Roseanne: (after walking in on the girls talking about kissing and Becky introducing Darlene to what french kissing is, and talking to the girls about kissing and boys... as Roseanne kisses Becky goodnight) Keep your mouth closed.

      • Roseanne: (to Becky about Darlene) You can't take her to that party. There'll be boys there.
        Darlene: There are boys at school and you let me go there.

      • D.J.: (unsuccessfully attempting to insert a tape into the movie machine) I can't work this damn thing.
        Roseanne: Where'd you get that language? This isn't a thing it's a VCR.

      • Becky: (talking about kissing) Then you open your mouth a little bit.
        Darlene: You open your mouth?! For what?!
        Roseanne: (walking in) So you can slip him the tongue.

      • Roseanne: I hate my boss! I hope he never graduates from high school!

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