John Goodman |
Dan Conner |
Laurie Metcalf |
Jackie Harris |
Sara Gilbert |
Darlene Conner Healy |
Michael Fishman |
David Jacob "D.J." Conner |
Lecy Goranson |
Rebecca "Becky" Conner Healy |
Roseanne Barr |
Roseanne Conner |
Kevin Dunn |
Burt Drucker |
Guest Star |
Jack McGee |
Unknown |
Guest Star |
Jan Munroe |
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Guest Star |
On the Roseanne season 2 dvd, this episode is actually the one where Jackie is leaving for the police force, and not where the Conners meet Uncle Bert.
D.J.: You're not my uncle!
Burt: Oh but I don't have any nieces or nephews, can't I just pretend?
D.J.: No!
Roseanne: All he wants is a little love and affection. Remember Dan, we're children of the 60's, we're supposed to love everybody, and let's face it that's the only thing we can afford to give.
Dan: I had a dream last night that I was on my way to Oz with DJ and Toto and the wicked witch looks her crystal ball and Bert Drucker's one of the flying monkeys.
Roseanne: Hey Darlene...you're on your best behavior.
Darlene: Yeah, right.
Roseanne: Hey, what'd I tell you guys about eating cookies before you've had dinner?
Becky: To use a plate?
Roseanne: Right!
(Jackie comes downstairs in a very short skirt)
Roseanne: Bert, I'd like you to meet my sister, Tina Turner.
Besides her powerful voice, legendary R&B singer Tina Turner is famous for wearing miniskirts to show off her well-toned legs.
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S 9 : Ep 24
Aired 5/20/97 (21:51)
S 9 : Ep 23
Aired 5/20/97 (22:10)
S 9 : Ep 22
Aired 5/13/97 (21:51)
S 9 : Ep 21
Aired 3/18/97 (21:51)
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