Darlene Conner Healy
David Jacob "D.J." Conner
Rebecca "Becky" Conner Healy
Crystal Anderson Conner
Roseanne cycles through many jobs in Season 2. They include: 1) Telephone Solicitor, 2) Foreman Secretary, 3) Lobo Waitress, 4) Chicken Divine Employee, 5) Hair Saloon Shampoo-Woman.
Jackie: Hey Becky, I heard what happened. And I was just telling your mom that it reminded me of the time she jumped into a public pool and came up with half of her bathing suit missing.
Becky: Which half?
Roseanne: The northern states.
(After Darlene asks her mom what she's doing to which Roseanne replies that she is working on invoices for her magazine subscription job)
Darlene: Yeah? Well why don't we trade Becky in for a partially tattooed Latin boy of 16.
Roseanne: Cuz that's my Christmas present to myself.
(After seeing Dan trying to hide his laughter)
Roseanne: Shut Up, Dan!
Dan: What! (while trying to hide his laughter)
Roseanne: This isn't funny! This is totally serious.
Dan: Why don't you go up there and talk to her?
Roseanne: 'Cause I figure this is your area of expertise.
Dan: Okay, okay.
(Dan tries to walk up the stairs, but he couldn't hold his laughter any longer and sits back down)
Dan: I didn't make it!
Roseanne goes to fix the problem.
Dan: Honey... I own you one.
Jackie: Remember, you jumped into the swimming pool and came up and started talking with the boy and your left boughie was bobbing on the pool deck.
Roseanne: That didn't happen.
Jackie: It was the 4th of July weekend, you were wearing that stars and stripes bathing suit because you said it reminded you of Henry Fonda's helmet in Easy Rider. And when you came up, half the country was missing.
Roseanne: If that had happened, I would've been a lot more popular in high school.
(Becky walks into the kitchen dressed up for her date.)
Dan: Could this woman be my little Becky?
Darlene: Not all of her. If I were you, I'd check upstairs for some missing Kleenex.
Becky: Darlene, you have such a big mouth.
Darlene: And you have such a small chest.
Becky: At least I have a chest.
Darlene: At least I'm not a drooling, boy-crazed maniac.
Roseanne: Hey! Leave me out of this!
Darlene: (after Becky farts in front of the entire school) They were already calling her "Conner-the-Bomber".
Darlene: Hey, mom whatcha workin' on?
Roseanne: Invoices. I'm ordering new children.
Roseanne: Hey you, I thought you have pep squad.
Becky:I'm quitting pep squad, i'm quitting school, if anyone calls or ask for me, tell them i'm dead.
Darlene:Where's my sister? i've been waiting for this... While Becky was giving her speech, it happend.
Darlene: Becky cut the cheese.
(Having heard that Becky farted in front of the whole school)
Crystal: Um, I heard about Becky's accident, and I'm, I'm so sorry.
Roseanne: Yeah, we're thinking about having her put to sleep.
Roseanne: Life is full of boombies
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