Season 8 Episode 2

Let Them Eat Junk

Aired Tuesday 9:00 PM Sep 26, 1995 on ABC



  • Quotes

    • Rosanne: Calm down, Jackie, I used to do stuff like that 'n give my kids cookies all the time.
      Jackie: Maybe that's the reason your kids turned out the way they did.
      Rosanne: What the hell's wrong with my kids?
      Jackie:(Busily bundling up her infant child) Nothing, if you're trying to reverse the process of evolution.
      Roseanne: Well, if that's the way you feel about it maybe you jus' shouldn't bring your kid around here any more.
      Jackie:(Rolling Andy out the back door in his stroller) W' maybe that's just fine with me - maybe I don't want my kid turning out the way yours did. Look at 'em - smartass high school drop-out; trailer trash; dark clothes wearing; boyfrinds in the basement; too soon sex-doing; four-letter-wording; hoodlum Oreo eaters, that's what you are, the whole family! The whole lotta ya,
      Oreo eaters - and (Pointing straight at Roseanne) YOU, YOU are the Orie-Ohiest!