Darlene Conner Healy
David Jacob "D.J." Conner
Rebecca "Becky" Conner Healy
In this episode Becky makes a comment saying that Darlene has never kissed anybody. But in the episode House of Grownups from season 2, Darlene said she kissed Mark Winston at her baseball game after he saved her shutout.
In the scene where Roseanne and Darlene are talking in the girl's bedroom, you can plainly see the sun in the window but the scene is supposed to be taking place at night.
Dan: Darlene! Get down here!
Roseanne: Dan, that's not going to help.
Dan: Not in this house it won't, you know the rules no boys will touch my daughters in my house
Roseanne: That won't do anything, the only thing that'll do is make sure she has a family of four by the time she graduates High School!
Dan: Get back upstairs!
Jackie: Did you notice how her blouse was a little bit...
Roseanne: ... like it hadn't been on her back all night?
Dan: I'm going to go see that Brian gets home safely.
Roseanne: Yeah, there might be some big guy in a truck trying to run him over.
Brian: Well I guess the cheerleaders are kind of stupid.
Darlene: Hey Brian (kisses him)
Brian: Wh-what was that for?
Darlene: For saying the cheerleaders are stupid.
Brian: Oh, I don't think they're stupid. I think they're complete morons.
Dan: Geez, how come we can't ever do anything fun with Gary and Jackie?
Roseanne: Because they're family.
Roseanne: Listen girls (pause) sex, is something that is not even gonna be good until you're, you know, older.
Roseanne: No, no we never really talked about sex and I think we should have that discussion now.
Darlene: Alright, go ahead.
Roseanne: (runs her hand over her face as she talks) Well, uh...if you were to uh...do it now sure you were to have some pleasure but it would be alot better...
Darlene: What you're tryin' to say is that we're far to young to be going all the way.
Becky: Both you're body and mind have to reach a certain maturity.
Darlene: And you don't wanna regret it later.
Becky: And hey you have to love the guy.
Darlene: You have to respect him or it's meaningless.
Roseanne: Yeah and you...no you'd have to make sure that...
Roseanne & Darlene: And he needs to respect you.
Roseanne: Well I guess I fell real good about our little chat here you guys feel good about it?
Roseanne: That's great, good night, I love you.
Becky: How lame.
(Roseanne just caught Darlene making out with Brain on the couch)
Darlene: (in little girl's voice) Hi, Mommy.
(About birth control)
Becky: But doesn't all that stuff like kill the mood?
Roseanne: Not as much as a screamin' baby with a loaded diaper.
Becky: You haven't even been kissed!
Darlene: Like I don't have enough spit of my own.
(after Becky comes home from her date and Darlene asks if they kissed)
Darlene: Did you get felt up?
Becky: (shocked) No!
Darlene: (smiles) Ha. I did.
Roseanne: Face it, Dan. Your son's becoming a woman.
Dan: I used to have a friend that told girls if they jumped up and down after sex, they wouldn't get pregnant.
(Becky gets home from her date.)
Becky:I 'm going up to my room and jump up and down now.
The title of this episode is an allusion to the song, "Like A Virgin", by recording artist, Madonna.
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